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Jack Thompson ordered to take a psychological test & faces a suspension photo

It's been a good week so far for those of us who want better treatment of videogames, and the great news isn't about to stop. Jack Thompson, the slightly more insane Joker to the videogame world's Batman, has been ordered by the Florida Bar to undergo psychological testing, as well as eat a 91-day suspension of his law license. This is what one might call a most severe dose of smackdown's syndrome. In an email personally sent to GamePolitics.com, the silver-haired villifier of videogames informed that mediation talks between he and the Bar did not go quite how he would have liked:

Mediation failed today because there was no mediation whatsoever… [Florida Bar official]  Ms. Tuma not only did not move off her [suspension] demand one iota, not one smidgeon, but she instead upped her demand by requiring that Thompson undergo a battery of psychological tests as part of the fabulous deal The Bar offered him… 

Ms. Tuma [sic] last demand going into the mediation was a 91-day suspension, and she opened and ended with that and a shrink’s couch.  This is bad faith…

This “mediation” was a charade… Finally, [Thompson] requests a status conference herein as soon as possible so that we can… shut this Star Chamber down.  Thompson is not the one who needs a psych evaluation.

Aaw, what are you going to do about it, Jacky boy? Go write some emo poetry on a Geocities webpage? That's what happens when you're a grown man, supposedly a professional, and your behaviour indicates nothing of the sort. Thompson's dealings with the Bar have seen five counts of professional misconduct levelled against him, as well as a complaint from a Miami judge regarding Thompson's Bully suit. This now stands as the sweetest cheese in the cake. No wonder he's been so quiet recently, the man's too busy putting a rope around his neck and, if the psych tests prove what I believe, smearing his feces on the walls and talking to an orange he's named Ken.

[Burling, you rule for this awesome tip]


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LordGloom's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 02:07
LordGloom
Oh, Jack, I always thought you were just a fascist bastard who refused to acknowledge the existence of the First Amendment. Now I know you're a crazy fascist bastard who refuses to acknowledge the existence of the First Amendment.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 02:53
Detry
I'm totally stealing that BuckF1tches.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 03:16
Detry
Also

Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 12:07
Joe Burling
Detry, go for it. It's in my profile, too (if you click on my name). Bleep, thanks!
slayer404's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 19:50
slayer404
This should be made into a TV show.
There are loads of shows about lawyers with some twist, it's a single female lawyer trying to make it in a man's world, or it's a lawyer who used to be a criminal and he's atoning, or it's a lawyer who's a prize winning poodle. Or whatever, anyway, a certified insane lawyer who froths at the mouth and does all kinds of random stuff is just perfect. Shit I should be copywriting this. Also,
WHITEY
"Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?"
HYPER-CHICKEN
"Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them."
Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2007 18:20
Jark212
Im soo Happy!! If only i had feelings...
Skeeblar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2007 22:11
Skeeblar
The man has an e-penis (ego) that could crush small children -_-
dprim3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 02:44
dprim3
I have an ego that could crush small children. Jacko seems to have an absence of one that requires him to compensate via nonsense.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 08:28
Fading Star
We'll see what happens.
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