Jack Thompson has very recently been paid a friendly visit by a pair of U.S Marshals following one of the silver-maned crusader's madcap letters. In writing to Chief Judge Federico Moreno, the notorious defense attorney (for the time being) suggested that Al-Qaeda terror suspects have more rights than he does:
We find yesterday that enemy combatants at Guantanamo are to get more due process from federal judges than what I am to have. I guess my "mistake" was not killing 3000 people to make my point...
I demand a hearing.
Jack's crazy hyperbole prompted the visit from the Marshals, and although the full details of such a meeting are unclear, it's been made obvious that they considered him a threat. This is what happens when you write crazy letters filled with over-the-top sarcasm to judges. He wrote another letter in response (of course), too lengthy and rambling to post on the front page (of course!!), but securely fastened after the jump.
I was visited today by two U.S. Marshals who were nice gentlemen, and very professional and courteous in their dealings with me. My complaint is not with them...
I have been asking the Justice Department simply to meet with me about [the video game industry's] criminal targeting of me for harm... Our US Attorney here has obstructed that effort... Instead of being afforded the Justice Department investigation to which I am entitled, I get today harassment from that same Justice Department...
When you and the Justice Department dispatch U.S. Marshals to my home because of a letter I wrote you last week complaining about misconduct by District Court Judges here in the Southern District, the purpose of that visit was to intimidate and harass me...
The notion that I pose some sort of physical threat to you or to the judiciary or to anyone else down here is a cruel joke. The two Marshals said, “If you had actually hand-delivered the letter to Judge Moreno, we would be concerned.” To that I said, “But I did. I did that last week because the gentlemen at the metal detectors would not deliver it, and THEY TOLD ME TO DELIVER IT TO YOU. I buzzed into your inner offices on the thirteenth floor, and I politely handed the letter to your clerk, who politely took it.
If I were a danger to anyone, that would have been the time for me to have proven it, right? In fact, I have never threatened anyone in my entire life, and you know that, and the Marshals said they knew that. They were apologetic about being dispatched to my home. This is outrageous, Judge. Simply outrageous.
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Or at least get him on Cribs...
Ah well his days are numbered. What goes around comes around
The guy is crazy, he is right, the rest of the world is not.
Codename: Mad Mailman
Objective: Get buzzed into the inner offices on the thirteenth floor and politely make an ass out of yourself to the secretary. Result: Mission success!
"Simply outrageous." - Indeed sir, indeed.
Sigh.
Fucking git.
*note: not actually wonderful.
FYI Jim, Jack Thompson is not black.
The sheer hypocrisy of this man is both astounding and depressing.
he's trying to turn himself into a martyr
"We intend to hurt Hollywood. We intend to hurt the video game industry. We intend to hurt the sex porn sites."
-wikipedia on Jack Thompson
See! He has threatened everyone in Hollywood, everyone in the video game industry and the sex porn sites! Whether or not he said "they" will go on a killing rampage is quite vague and obscure. Every man has his limits, and I think Jack Thompson overexerted himself writing the first letter so now he's getting desperate.
just LOL
He doesn't actually believe industry people want to physically hurt him, does he? I can't really tell the difference between him being insane and him attempting sarcasm anymore.
I guess that's why it's appropriate to compare his fight (albeit one sided) with that of christ.
Well, since I'm a Christian, so do I. So, I wonder who would win in a one-on-one battle between me and Jack, then? Would the universe implode?
Awesome sauce.