We here at Destructoid love our death metal. We also love our death metal that criticizes faulty Xbox 360 consoles, which is why we declare this video, Red Ring of Death by (snicker) Distended Warranty to be made of a win most epic. By "we" of course, I mean "I". I declare this video an epic win. Maybe it's just because the singer reminds me of WCW/TNA wrestler Sting but I actually find this one quite amusing in a ... twisted way.
Make of it what you will, my children. Make of it what you will.
[Thanks to PS3 Owner (seriously, is that your handle?) and EternalDarkWing for the tip!]
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8:45 PM on 08.18.2007
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Well, not really, but it was still pretty funny. Also true.
*blurry thought pattern*
99 red rings, floating in the summer sky.
Take them back, I dont need them, never
wanted my 360 TO DIE.
What the hell did I just watch?
Yeesh.
Don't be hard of yourself, "G4 = Instant Loose" works too, because they're whores who sold the gaming community out to be more like shitty ass Spike. I'm sure they're pretty "loose" by now. ;)
It's supposed to be the upper right ring missing.
Other than that, quite a good video.
im right now in PR n my frnds play in a rock band and own a RRlol60, when they saw this they laughed their asses off lol. Cuz when I arrived they said they were going to make a campfire with the 360, luckily i told them they can get it fix through warranty.
You would be surprised how many people in the world dont know about the warranty.
Also, it's less likely to brick if you don't have it on a power surger( I believe you said that Sterling). It worked for me at least. haven't seen the three flashing bars since I did it. It's a pain in the ass though since I have to unplug all my other systems to play it.
@Trevor McGee
well said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix1h9Ar5Kq4
This song feels better than scratching a misquito bite on the tip of my cock.
The reason nobody ever satirises death metal properly, is because no-one but those who take it seriously can play it.
(Note, endorsement of this style not included, I wasted years playing this style...)
@Morrius, nice job. Derek Roddy is insane. I never heard of Hate Eternal until I saw them live with Arch Enemy at a local show a while back, needless to say they kicked my ass. Though I'm more of a melo-death fan myself (a la Dark Tranquillity and old In Flames).