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The speed with which humanity finds ways to simulate sexual malpractice never ceases to amaze me. I have very little else to say about this video, or PlayStation Home as an entity, other than you're all pervies and I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
 
My new PS3 can't come quickly enough ...







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monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:02
monosylabik
My new PS3 can't come quickly enough ...


lololololololololol
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:05
SnakeDude4Life
Coming soon: Yiffing.

The End is Neigh!
FusionPanic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:05
FusionPanic
Hahaha I tried not to laugh but couldn't do it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:06
MrSadistic
usa usa usa usa
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:08
Holyetheline
Oh damn I'm at work... better wait to watch this.
Mabans's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:09
Mabans
Hey monosylabik! I see what you did there. Come quick enough.. good..
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:12
Das Inchworm
that young gary busey was a fuckin pro
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:16
Face
At least theres no children involved.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:20
Cube
This is why I like secound life better it is more fun to piss people off annoy them then virtually rape them in humorous ways.

Home is too clean and full of ads to keep me interested that long. it is like those fake world in a bubbles on the movie the truman show.


Besides since it is not censored in anyway it is more interesting to see the crap they come up with on secound life than the boring home avatars.


They was also doing that crap in the closed beta it took less than a day.
AwesomeToph's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:21
AwesomeToph
Wow, Home really... sucks.
mr moustache's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:22
mr moustache
I love the internet
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:27
eternalplayer2345
I played home for a couple minutes, went into a movie theater and saw a trailer for twilight and some dude was rapping into his mic and I turned it off
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:29
ZServ
/me facedesk
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:30
casualweaponry
I made it into the last round of betas a couple of weeks ago. Made an attractive female avatar, step into the plaza, and BOOM. I get running-man humped by 20 dudes.

My total Home time: two minutes.
Still, Home has potential though.
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:31
Danl Haas
Reminds of the videos Dtoid posted in the first few days after Spore came out. Good times.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:32
MisterMingo
Hahaha! The guy doing the running man at 0:51 cracked me up.
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:34
bobyoko
man, those two years of development really paid off.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:40
vexed alex
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:40
AngelsDontBurn
Exactly what I was talking about this whole time. It's horrible.
bcrt2000's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:46
bcrt2000
Did Sony license the BonerQuest engine?
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:46
SakuChan
Hahahaha ... ha.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:47
Char Aznable
lol Wowzers.
Mattchewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:52
Mattchewie
LOL at bobyoko's comment.

I still potential in the service. This stuff always happens no matter way. Give full control of a virtual person and they will find a way to virtually dry hump anything they can in the first few hours of using it.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:56
Syn
...people are lame. I checked out Home last night, I didn't even make it out the door before I was bored.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:56
rpbowlinggod
It was funny till hillbilly Bob gave the knob, then saddnes ensued.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:56
Gorelord
i wish i knew more girls like that in real life.
OrangeMango's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 14:57
OrangeMango
Tits or gtfo
-----'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:04
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@bobyoko

Totally! You wouldn't believe what the head bobbing looked like in the closed beta
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:06
Kayka
Haha I love it! =D
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:07
mix
Its a sex/dance and chat simulator!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:10
Darren Nakamura
Ahahahahah....
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:10
RAB
i came, but not quickly enough
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:11
Coldbrand
This is awesome!
Cuban B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:12
Cuban B
I watched Miguel yawn+rave in everyone's face... for about an hour.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:17
PappaDukes
I didn't see the "Blowjob" option in my dance move list... Is that something you have to pay for!?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:27
Samit Sarkar
Oh man, that's amazing...I love how the Running Man is right in time with the music!
ninjikiran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:35
ninjikiran
I still don't understand why everyone was so terribly excited for HOME, it is almost completely useless lol. Stuff they could of just implemented into XMB like a party system.
scals37's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:43
scals37
dude thats great.... :sip:
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 15:56
John B
{ face palm }
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 16:00
GrayFox
hahaha that's great.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 16:06
falinter
thats what real life should be like.

I doubt anyone would be inside playing games all day then.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 16:24
Rifter01
Bee Gees music is awesome, but, needs MOAR Benny Hill Theme musics!!
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 17:39
Xhumation
Home just got seriously blown.

Anyway I've tried it and I just can't see the point of it.
ran196's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 20:23
ran196
aww i missed it
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 21:11
thisissami
yeah they took the video down. anybody care to post another link or can one of the editors update the page with a working non-taken-down version of the video?
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 00:15
lucashoal
Repost this to frontpage when we get a working vidja.
lazyhoboguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 01:22
lazyhoboguy
lol I must admit I did this kind of stuff when I got into home. It was pretty hilarious. I chased people around for like 20 mins and kept dancing right near their faces when people sat down.
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 01:39
Noah
...and it took less than a day for the video to be removed from youtube.
koose's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 07:56
koose
@ lazyhoboguy

hilarious. wrong but so right. thats exactly the amount of time i could imagine staying there :)
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 17:17
Joanna Mueller
Dang I missed it. Now I'll have to look elsewhere for my depravity.
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