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It took less than a full day for Home to turn into this. Perverts. (NSFW)
2:05 PM on 12.12.2008, Jim Sterling 53 comments

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The speed with which humanity finds ways to simulate sexual malpractice never ceases to amaze me. I have very little else to say about this video, or PlayStation Home as an entity, other than you're all pervies and I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
 
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FusionPanic's Avatar
FusionPanic at 12/12/2008 14:05
Hahaha I tried not to laugh but couldn't do it.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 12/12/2008 14:06
usa usa usa usa
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Holyetheline at 12/12/2008 14:08
Oh damn I'm at work... better wait to watch this.
Bans's Avatar
Bans at 12/12/2008 14:09
Hey monosylabik! I see what you did there. Come quick enough.. good..
Das Inchworm's Avatar
Das Inchworm at 12/12/2008 14:12
that young gary busey was a fuckin pro
Face's Avatar
Face at 12/12/2008 14:16
At least theres no children involved.
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Cube at 12/12/2008 14:20
This is why I like secound life better it is more fun to piss people off annoy them then virtually rape them in humorous ways.

Home is too clean and full of ads to keep me interested that long. it is like those fake world in a bubbles on the movie the truman show.


Besides since it is not censored in anyway it is more interesting to see the crap they come up with on secound life than the boring home avatars.


They was also doing that crap in the closed beta it took less than a day.
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AwesomeToph at 12/12/2008 14:21
Wow, Home really... sucks.
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mr moustache at 12/12/2008 14:22
I love the internet
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eternalplayer2345 at 12/12/2008 14:27
I played home for a couple minutes, went into a movie theater and saw a trailer for twilight and some dude was rapping into his mic and I turned it off
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 12/12/2008 14:27
lol
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ZServ at 12/12/2008 14:29
/me facedesk
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casualweaponry at 12/12/2008 14:30
I made it into the last round of betas a couple of weeks ago. Made an attractive female avatar, step into the plaza, and BOOM. I get running-man humped by 20 dudes.

My total Home time: two minutes.
Still, Home has potential though.
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DanlHaas at 12/12/2008 14:31
Reminds of the videos Dtoid posted in the first few days after Spore came out. Good times.
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MisterMingo at 12/12/2008 14:32
Hahaha! The guy doing the running man at 0:51 cracked me up.
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bobyoko at 12/12/2008 14:34
man, those two years of development really paid off.
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vexed alex at 12/12/2008 14:40
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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AngelsDontBurn at 12/12/2008 14:40
Exactly what I was talking about this whole time. It's horrible.
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bcrt2000 at 12/12/2008 14:46
Did Sony license the BonerQuest engine?
SakuChan's Avatar
SakuChan at 12/12/2008 14:46
Hahahaha ... ha.
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Char Aznable at 12/12/2008 14:47
lol Wowzers.
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Mattchewie at 12/12/2008 14:52
LOL at bobyoko's comment.

I still potential in the service. This stuff always happens no matter way. Give full control of a virtual person and they will find a way to virtually dry hump anything they can in the first few hours of using it.
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Syn at 12/12/2008 14:56
...people are lame. I checked out Home last night, I didn't even make it out the door before I was bored.
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rpbowlinggod at 12/12/2008 14:56
It was funny till hillbilly Bob gave the knob, then saddnes ensued.
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Gorelord at 12/12/2008 14:56
i wish i knew more girls like that in real life.
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OrangeMango at 12/12/2008 14:57
Tits or gtfo
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kariomart at 12/12/2008 15:04
@bobyoko

Totally! You wouldn't believe what the head bobbing looked like in the closed beta
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Kayka at 12/12/2008 15:06
Haha I love it! =D
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mix at 12/12/2008 15:07
Its a sex/dance and chat simulator!
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Dexter345 at 12/12/2008 15:10
Ahahahahah....
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RAB at 12/12/2008 15:10
i came, but not quickly enough
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Coldbrand at 12/12/2008 15:11
This is awesome!
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Cuban B at 12/12/2008 15:12
I watched Miguel yawn+rave in everyone's face... for about an hour.
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PappaDukes at 12/12/2008 15:17
I didn't see the "Blowjob" option in my dance move list... Is that something you have to pay for!?
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Samit Sarkar at 12/12/2008 15:27
Oh man, that's amazing...I love how the Running Man is right in time with the music!
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ninjikiran at 12/12/2008 15:35
I still don't understand why everyone was so terribly excited for HOME, it is almost completely useless lol. Stuff they could of just implemented into XMB like a party system.
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scals37 at 12/12/2008 15:43
dude thats great.... :sip:
John B's Avatar
John B at 12/12/2008 15:56
{ face palm }
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GrayFox at 12/12/2008 16:00
hahaha that's great.
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falinter at 12/12/2008 16:06
thats what real life should be like.

I doubt anyone would be inside playing games all day then.
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Rifter01 at 12/12/2008 16:24
Bee Gees music is awesome, but, needs MOAR Benny Hill Theme musics!!
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Xhumation at 12/12/2008 17:39
Home just got seriously blown.

Anyway I've tried it and I just can't see the point of it.
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ran196 at 12/12/2008 20:23
aww i missed it
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thisissami at 12/12/2008 21:11
yeah they took the video down. anybody care to post another link or can one of the editors update the page with a working non-taken-down version of the video?
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Solgrim at 12/12/2008 21:32
That sucks. I wanted some rofls.
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lucashoal at 12/13/2008 00:15
Repost this to frontpage when we get a working vidja.
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lazyhoboguy at 12/13/2008 01:22
lol I must admit I did this kind of stuff when I got into home. It was pretty hilarious. I chased people around for like 20 mins and kept dancing right near their faces when people sat down.
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Noah at 12/13/2008 01:39
...and it took less than a day for the video to be removed from youtube.
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