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It's Zelda week, bitches!


10:00 AM on 11.14.2011
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Forgive my profanity, but when I get really excited about something I like to call people "bitches." Walking into a new Pixar movie? "Let's find our seats, bitches!" Seeing a dolphin playing in the ocean? "Jump those waves, bitches!" Going to eat at a Top Chef contestant's restaurant? "I'll take the tuna tartare, bitches!"

With The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword coming out this upcoming weekend, you can understand my excitement. I am freaking out. I don't think I have been this excited about a game in ... well, since the last Zelda game!

To celebrate this momentous occasion, we will be posting Zelda-themed features all week long -- starting later today with our Skyward Sword review! -- leading up to the game's big release day on November 20th.

If you love Zelda, you are in for a real treat. LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN ... BITCHES!






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