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If you've been reading my work on Destructoid for a while, you already know I love horror, whether it be in game, film or haunted house form. Aside from survival horror titles like Silent Hill and Fatal Frame, it doesn't seem like there are a lot of references in games to other types of horror, such as the beloved Evil Dead 2 variety. Can we get some satire up in here, people?

Enter Creatively Bankrupt Productions, the masterminds behind LAN Party Massacre, an indie feature that looks like it has the chops to bring both the laughs and the gore. After my repeated, semi-obsessed watchings of The Machine Girl, this seems like just the thing to give me that much needed laugh after the debacle that was E3 2008. And let's face it, gaming industry: we could all stand to take everything a little less seriously for a few moments, yes?


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iwontusemyname's Avatar
iwontusemyname at 07/29/2008 18:50
can't be any worse than that "stay alive" movie.
rhk's Avatar
rhk at 07/29/2008 18:52
thanks for fixin it [=
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 07/29/2008 18:59
"What could possibly go wrong?"

Sounds like a nutty cosplayer gone wrong.
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Fana7ic at 07/29/2008 19:10
Oh my god. Machine Girl was Sooooooooooooooooo awesome. The only mistake that I made was getting it with american dubbed voices, so terrible :(
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar
Superfluous Moniker at 07/29/2008 19:13
My thoughts exactly Fana7ic. I DIDN'T download that, only to stop watching after the first scene to search for a properly subbed one, which I never did find. Someday.
kagai's Avatar
kagai at 07/29/2008 19:18
Eh, vat is das?
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Duncemunch at 07/29/2008 19:22
Does that poster in the background say "Planet of Battlecraft"?? I think I know what drove the killer over the edge
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Alexradl at 07/29/2008 19:26
Nothing like a little gore. Machine Girl FTW!!!
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 07/29/2008 19:36
holy shit, machine girl, yaaaaay!

DO YOU LIKE MY BRA. IT'S STEEL. IT'S A DRILL BRA.

also, tempura.
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DigitalD562 at 07/29/2008 19:51
Machine girl rocked! "Hand made" sushi anyone?
norm9's Avatar
norm9 at 07/29/2008 20:17
Ugh, that tempura scene is so disgusting, I practically threw up.

Then I watched it again.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 07/29/2008 23:26
I want an F5 energy drink.
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kadosho at 07/30/2008 00:30
Although this sounds a bit crazy, it also sounds like fun.
And you're right, it would be retribution for the frak'd up E3.
Read enough articles, to just know journalists were simply bored. --,
sumdawg's Avatar
sumdawg at 07/30/2008 07:17
The machine girl is so damn awesome. I've watched it a few thousands times since I bought it.
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Matthew Blake at 07/30/2008 09:55
"F5, the energy drink for gamers! Like you!"

This actually looks like it could be funny.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 07/30/2008 10:14
this could be good.
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