Ya, it was just a joke. We just wanted to poke fun at the whole Joystiq/Robert controversy. I hope I didn't bring any distress to any of you over this...Seriously, did anyone at least shed a tear for me?! COME ON! I bring you half naked women and pointless videos to this site and this is how you respond!?! Anyways, I'm proud to present my own special contest for you lovely sexy robots out there. I'm calling it the "Win my Crap" contest. As you loyalists should know, I work in a family-owned video game store. We get a lot of crap that we can't sell. So instead of just throwing them out, I usually give them away to my friends. This time, I thought I'd let one of you, YES YOU, win it. Contest Rules: Write an explaination on why you think you DESERVE this awesome prize at the forums. That's all you have to do. The best story wins the prize. You have until September 30th, 12:01 a.m. to submit why you should Win my Crap. Oh and sorry for the delay on this post. I wanted to post this at midnight (West Coast), but our servers crashed ('cause this heavenly spread made its way to Digg). Which, worked out pretty well in a way. I did say I'd do something to the site at midnight. :) And finally, BLOOPER REAL!!!: