No, really. I couldn't make this kind of stuff up if I tried. Hit the jump to watch a clever little viral video from the fine folks at Capcom, who thought it might be worth a laugh to see Nathan Spencer try his hand at a new profession -- rescuing kittens from trees. The guy in the Bionic Commando getup actually reminds me of the Powerthirst video there at the end, which is great because it made me go watch it again.
I've heard this is only one of many viral vids that the Bionic Commando folks are planning, with rumors pointing to Bionic office manager, paperboy and -- get this -- proctologist. Wow. Let's hope they save that one for last, because I have a feeling it could be the best out of the bunch. The hijinks that could ensue....
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4:20 PM on 04.21.2009
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This is the best spinoff ever.
This makes me curious on how the next ads will play out.
=D
It would be awesome if there were a Bionic Fireman minigame in Bionic Commando.
@SakuChan
Shit the what?! hahahaha