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It's 1945 all over again as US proves itself best in the world (in gaming) photo

According to a press release sent through the Destructonet moments ago, Team USA -- whose alternate name: Team Eagles With Guitars And Bitchin' Machine Guns seemed too inflammatory -- has claimed overall victory at the just-completed World Cyber Games in Seattle, Washington. Competing against our boys were a veritable Axel of Pixels consisting of teams from 74 countries, competing in twelve PC and Xbox 360 games.

While previous champion Korea and noted monkey-sympathizer Brazil both picked up two golds, and Ze Germans earned a gold, a silver and a smattering of bronzes, the Americans (hereafter referred to as God's Chosen Thumbs) walked away with three golds, two silvers and a bronze.

President Roosevelt should be addressing the nation via radio shortly to congratulate our fighting men, and parades have been scheduled in all major cities for tomorrow afternoon. All stout women are invited to attend and engage in cliché, back-bending kisses with any sailors they might see.

Hit the jump for the full press release.

TEAM USA CAPTURES OVERALL TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP AT WORLD CYBER GAMES GRAND FINAL IN SEATTLE

 

For Only the Second Time in The History of the Tournament, The American Team Claims the Title of Planet's Best Gaming Nation

 

(Seattle, WA October 7, 2007)- Team USA shocked the rest of the world as it won the overall team title at the World Cyber Games Grand Final in Seattle. Competing against more than 700 gamers from a record 74 countries, the United States overcame the stiffest competition in World Cyber Games history to capture the gold. It is the United States second team title and first since the 2005 WCG Grand Final in Singapore. In claiming the title, the Americans won three gold medals, two silver medals and a bronze medal in 12 PC and Xbox 360 titles. Korea and Brazil each earned two gold medals while Germany had one gold, one silver and three bronze. The result was a huge disappointment for the heavily favored and defending world champion Korean team who have dominated professional gaming since its inception.

 

"Our goal was to capture the overall team title," said Michael Arzt, General Manager of International Cyber Marketing USA. "With the Grand Final on our home soil, we wanted to prove that we are as good as the Koreans, Germans and the other dominant Asian and European teams.  I knew that we had put together a very talented team that had the potential to medal in every game in which we had a qualifier and they really stepped up to the plate this weekend. "

 

Team USA captured gold medals in Tony Hawk Project 8, Gears of War, and Dead Or Alive 4 (DOA 4). In Tony Hawk, Dustin Valcalda (Reno, NV) bowled over the competition as he never lost a game during the entire event. Participating in his first professional tournament, Valcada defeated England in the finals and the Czech Republic in the semis. The Gears of War team -- including Keith Haggen (Phoenix), Jesse Cranker (Bowling Green, OH), Michael Cannon (Harrisburg, PA), and Jesse Rodriguez (Chicago) -- also experienced little difficulty in rolling to the gold medal. They defeated The Netherlands 2-0 in the gold medal match. In DOA 4, Jeremy Florence (Albuquerque, NM) also never lost during the competition in coasting to the title. Florence overcame American teammate and bronze medalist Carl White (Toledo, OH) in the semifinals as he avenged his loss to White during the National Championships last month in Orlando, FL. In the gold medal match, he dominated Sweden, 2-0.

 

Wes Cwiklo (Camarillo, CA) and Ragav Phadke (Buffalo, NY) each earned silver medals for the Americans. The defending 2006 WCG Grand Final world champion in Project Gotham Racing 3, Cwiklo dominated in his first eight matches before he was upset in the gold medal match against The Netherlands. Phadke, meanwhile, came out of nowhere to compete at a world-class level in the Age of Empires III tournament, a game typically dominated by the Asian countries. 

    

"With so many quality video game players representing 74 countries this weekend, e-Sports continues to gain popularity and worldwide acceptance," said Hyoung-Seok Kim, CEO of International Cyber Marketing, global organizer of the World Cyber Games."This year's event in Seattle was our biggest and best yet. I am thrilled by the performance of the United States team, but every team and nation should be proud of how they performed during this Grand Final. "

 

 ABOUT THE WORLD CYBER GAMES

The World Cyber Games (www.worldcybergames.com) is the premiere blue chip global tournament and cultural cyber festival in gaming, with well over 1.5 million players from 74 countries participating in 2007.  Founded in 2000 and credited with launching the professional careers of many of the planet's top video game players, the World Cyber Games uses a yearlong tournament format, which begins with online, regional and national competitions in each country.  National finalists then compete in the ultimate international tournament in e-Sports, The World Cyber Games Grand Final, where each country's best players compete for the largest and most prestigious prize in competitive gaming.  The 2007 Grand Final was held at Qwest Field in Seattle, Washington October 4 - 7. 


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Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/07/2007 22:44
Go America! Go beer!
Kotua's Avatar
Kotua at 10/07/2007 22:57
Were any of the games WWII Shooters?
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/07/2007 23:10
No surprise, as the US has the biggest game market and thus the biggest pool of people to draw from.
Magesx's Avatar
Magesx at 10/07/2007 23:11
FUCK YEAH. BEAT THOSE TERRORISTS.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 10/07/2007 23:15
Only this time, we're nuking them with awesome. Instead of, you know, deadly nuclear radiation.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 10/07/2007 23:34
I think you mean President Truman.

Old FDR didn't survive to see the end of the war. :(


AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
Jark212's Avatar
Jark212 at 10/07/2007 23:43
We PWN All!!!
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 10/08/2007 00:33
what was he, 41st? 42nd?
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 10/08/2007 00:48
Boom. Titties.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 10/08/2007 00:50
Aurain's Avatar
Aurain at 10/08/2007 01:58
When exactly did America prove themselves to be the best in the world in 1945?. Berlin was taken by Russia, Russia were one of the two main reasons the Germans did not win WW2. The second main reason was the UK, If we hadn't held them off so they couldn't invade the UK, then Germany would have been able to build a force large enough to defeat Russia, then if after they beat Russia, they'd have practically won. All the USA did in the war on Europe was give support to what was already happening. And you only won the war in the pacific thanks to a nuke, which is like the equivalent of god mode.

Saying USA won the war is like saying a Formula 1 racer wins the race single-handedly, he needs a car and a team of technicians to win the race. Learn about "History"(read: Common Sense) please.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/08/2007 02:02
Aurain, learn about "humor" please.
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 10/08/2007 02:20
Aurain doesn't know how to take a joke, I bet he's a hit with the ladies

Welcome to politicaltoid
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/08/2007 02:40


America has got mad skills.
Hispano's Avatar
Hispano at 10/08/2007 02:40
@Aurain, that's no true man, If you are a good racer, you just need a good car. If you're brittish, you need a good car, stealing the competitors plans, the last world champion on your team, the MAF.I.A. on your side, and that your own team sabotages your team mate to win the F1 championship... and even then you can loose it on the last race. Go Fernando!! Go Kimmi!!!
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stummies1121 at 10/08/2007 02:58
I should have said "President de Gaulle" just to fuck with people.

Oh, what could have been :)

Anyway, go Team USA, national video game pride and woot and all that. Now I know exactly how my grandparents felt on V-E Day.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/08/2007 04:14
AMERICA FOR AMERICANS SEND ALL THE INDIANS BACK TO AFRICA.
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Cowboy TTop at 10/08/2007 05:28
Aurain's on the ball. Do you guys in america actually learn history or make it up as you go along? We know its made in a jokey manor, but there are those out there that actually believe that 'team america saved the world crap'. I'm not saying don't have any pride, just not to get high on it.

America assisted after sitting on the sidelines for many years, while most of the planet were fighting the nazi scum. Only thing that got them into the war was fear of the increasing japanese presence in the pacific, when Adolf was a bigger threat.

As for the F1 bit, you guys believe anything you read. That's just paranoid crap from Ferrari, because they are losing and out of the limelight. L Hamilton doesn't need to cheat to win. You'll realise this once he's been in F1 for a few years. He's just upsetting the applecart because he's new to the game and beating others.
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Professor Pew at 10/08/2007 08:20
Iraq.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 10/08/2007 09:27
Hahaha we rock.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 10/08/2007 09:37
No one should be surprised the US creamed everyone in shooters
Variable Gear's Avatar
Variable Gear at 10/08/2007 10:04
Why the fuck is shit like Tony Hawk's Project 8 and DOA 4 in the World Cyber(sex) Games(orgy)?
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/08/2007 11:12
Also, deep-seated insecurity based upon the fact that EVERY nation plays up their own contributions to history.

Hmm, just doesn't have the same ring as "cocks".

Anyhoo, Team Eagles With Guitars And Bitchin' Machine Guns made me chortle delightedly.
Dyson's Avatar
Dyson at 10/08/2007 15:01
America won both World Wars with our hands tied behind our backs, we stopped Communism all by ourselves, Manifest Destiny was for the betterment of all, and we're the ambassadors of freedom and democracy.

To answer your question, yes, this is what we're taught when we're young. Appalling, isn't it?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Jetsetlemming at 10/08/2007 17:00
America, Fuck yeah!
Korea can lick our ass and suck on our balls.
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