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Over at Japanator, our intrepid NicoNico hound Matthew has dug up a rather...interesting video from everyone's favorite lolicon game, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Now, you can see, in all the gameplay glory, what it's like to play an eroge (erotic game) on your Nintendo DS. Now, isn't touching good?

The game just came out in Japan, and so this is some of the first footage to hit the 'net. One of the Japanese blogs has images of the box and such, and the manual has an interesting warning, as Matthew states:

The instruction booklet wisely recommends that you play the game in a place by yourself where no one else can see you, otherwise it might be game over for yourself in various ways.

So, check out the full info over at our more petit (and not always working) sister site. She's not quite legal yet, so don't get any ideas! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a shower.


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RaspberryJowls's Avatar
RaspberryJowls at 07/04/2007 23:03
I was actually considering importing this since I'm thinking it will become collectable, but it looks lame. Is it more interesting if you can understand the language?
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Skeeblar at 07/04/2007 23:23
O_o
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 07/04/2007 23:46
I'm actually looking forward to train simulators on the ds.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 07/04/2007 23:47
Importers will also receive at no extra charge a visit from Chris Hansen and the Dateline camera crew.
elpoopacabra's Avatar
elpoopacabra at 07/04/2007 23:56
what good is this game if you need both hands to play? :P
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aborto thefetus at 07/05/2007 00:05
uuuhhhh..... that looks very boring. Five minutes of poking a picture of a girl with her changing in position every once in awhile. Damn you Dick! Those are five minutes of my life that I can't get back!!! Although I guess my time isn't very valuable to begin with
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MaxVest at 07/05/2007 00:09
The game makes innovative use of the DS' features. Use the microphone during the heavy-breathing peeping Tom sequence! Upload your achievements over WiFi Connection so you can be a registered sex offender in new and exciting countries! And don't forget to use the Official Hori Spray'n'Wipe kit to clean your DS when you're all finished playing.
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Milofo at 07/05/2007 00:21
For those that want to know what she is saying, its pretty much go along the lines of "Stop it please" and "Don't touch me there." I couldn't play this game because 1)it looks boring as hell and 2)by the way she talks I would feel like I was doing pedo rape; although most Japanese porn is rape porn anyway so nothing new there.
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Toolus at 07/05/2007 00:31
Wow for a game about touching girls to see if they are witches that looks really really lame.
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Angry Irish at 07/05/2007 00:48
With Japan, there's a barely visible line between loli and 18+.
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OWLICKS at 07/05/2007 00:49
That game = FAILED
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 07/05/2007 00:58
So after all the creepy touching, is the chick a witch or not? I finished before the end.

What?
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Sharpless at 07/05/2007 01:27
That was the most boring supposedly-sexual thing that I've ever seen. What the fuck, sirs?
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atheistium at 07/05/2007 01:30
LOL "kimochi warui". I remember my mates saying that when I was living in Jap. Make me lol when I found out what it went.
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topgeargorilla at 07/05/2007 01:36
wow, what a lame piece of rubbish. nothing happened, it was stupid, and it actually violate my sensebilities. crap stupid game
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Fullgore at 07/05/2007 01:51
That's it, that's everything? I got to say, I'm fairly disappointed.
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Im OK at 07/05/2007 01:58
Even for an eroge, that was pretty lame. After the first or second "Yamete kudasai!!!" all I could think was "Shut up! Shut up shut up shaddap!!!"
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Dexter345 at 07/05/2007 02:02
Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?
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Lord_Satorious at 07/05/2007 02:06
Oddly not as interesting as I would have thought. You would think that rubbing large-breasted young girls would be a more... arousing experience, but for some reason tapping a button or screen to poke a tit isn't quite as good as the real thing.
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BlindsideDork at 07/05/2007 02:30
find the witches by removing little girl's clothing!
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momiji58 at 07/05/2007 03:01
Not that interesting. The girl's a bit annoying with her 'yamete kudasai'. The clothes don't move where you touch them, and the breasts don't bounce when you poke at them.

I think I recall a DS eroge involving girls with ginormous boobs, and it's a full-blown hentai game. Anyone remember the name of that one, and if it IS on the DS? O.o
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/05/2007 03:24
"Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?"

There is such an answer to that.
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Rainbowblack at 07/05/2007 03:53
haha I saw this on akiba OS the other day, this turned out to be exactly what i thought it was hahahaha

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Churchhills Dog at 07/05/2007 05:04
god, I so want to go to Japan one day......
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Jim Sterling at 07/05/2007 05:11
Disturbing as hell.
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Virtualgirl at 07/05/2007 05:15
yeah, might be a little better if they did not look and sound like 6 year olds...but with a boob job...
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umrain at 07/05/2007 05:29
As a famous witch trial lawywer once said, "If her breasts do not weigh the same as a duck you must acquit."
Twosixteen's Avatar
Twosixteen at 07/05/2007 08:28
Man, what the hell is wrong with the Japanese?
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BluDesign at 07/05/2007 08:54
@Virtualgirl

Scary thing is, they'd sound like that even if they WERE 18.

@Churchhills Dog/@Twosixteen

Japan is far far more perverted than just this one game. Japan can sate your inner perv, I promise. It was too much even for me to handle.

I'm glad I got to see this in action before I went to Japan. I will just buy Mother 3 now instead of both.
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Artadius at 07/05/2007 09:39
Can't believe nobody has shown the Pedo Bear yet.

....

http://www.destructoid.com/new-lost-odyssey-scans--34372.phtml
Artadius's Avatar
Artadius at 07/05/2007 09:39
whoops, I suck at copypasta

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Mekanikles at 07/05/2007 12:22
The animation's incredible, must 'ave taken them ages to draw all those frames
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A New Challenger at 07/05/2007 14:31
Rumble cartridge support to simulate heartbeat/throes of the female orgasm?

Looks like I'll keep that copy of Feel The Magic around, as at least there is some fun gameplay to be had, with poking the chick in her naughty no-no places as a fun 5 second diversion.
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WmV337 at 07/05/2007 16:32
SHE SAID DESU!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA SEAKING. DESU. 4:30 left, just start listening.
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DoctorEuphony at 07/05/2007 18:22
:O
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Yashoki at 07/05/2007 23:11
God this looks hot. Gimme gimme.
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Doomtrain at 07/06/2007 12:08
ZZZzzz...
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 07/07/2007 18:40
Hmm, is this the start of a trend?
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