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Over at Japanator, our intrepid NicoNico hound Matthew has dug up a rather...interesting video from everyone's favorite lolicon game, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Now, you can see, in all the gameplay glory, what it's like to play an eroge (erotic game) on your Nintendo DS. Now, isn't touching good?

The game just came out in Japan, and so this is some of the first footage to hit the 'net. One of the Japanese blogs has images of the box and such, and the manual has an interesting warning, as Matthew states:

The instruction booklet wisely recommends that you play the game in a place by yourself where no one else can see you, otherwise it might be game over for yourself in various ways.

So, check out the full info over at our more petit (and not always working) sister site. She's not quite legal yet, so don't get any ideas! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a shower.








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RaspberryJowls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 23:03
RaspberryJowls
I was actually considering importing this since I'm thinking it will become collectable, but it looks lame. Is it more interesting if you can understand the language?
Skeeblar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 23:23
Skeeblar
O_o
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 23:46
s0lesurviv0r
I'm actually looking forward to train simulators on the ds.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 23:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
Importers will also receive at no extra charge a visit from Chris Hansen and the Dateline camera crew.
elpoopacabra's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 23:56
elpoopacabra
what good is this game if you need both hands to play? :P
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:05
aborto thefetus
uuuhhhh..... that looks very boring. Five minutes of poking a picture of a girl with her changing in position every once in awhile. Damn you Dick! Those are five minutes of my life that I can't get back!!! Although I guess my time isn't very valuable to begin with
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:09
MaxVest
The game makes innovative use of the DS' features. Use the microphone during the heavy-breathing peeping Tom sequence! Upload your achievements over WiFi Connection so you can be a registered sex offender in new and exciting countries! And don't forget to use the Official Hori Spray'n'Wipe kit to clean your DS when you're all finished playing.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:21
Milofo
For those that want to know what she is saying, its pretty much go along the lines of "Stop it please" and "Don't touch me there." I couldn't play this game because 1)it looks boring as hell and 2)by the way she talks I would feel like I was doing pedo rape; although most Japanese porn is rape porn anyway so nothing new there.
Toolus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:31
Toolus
Wow for a game about touching girls to see if they are witches that looks really really lame.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:48
Angry Irish
With Japan, there's a barely visible line between loli and 18+.
OWLICKS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:49
OWLICKS
That game = FAILED
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 00:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
So after all the creepy touching, is the chick a witch or not? I finished before the end.

What?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 01:27
Sharpless
That was the most boring supposedly-sexual thing that I've ever seen. What the fuck, sirs?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 01:30
atheistium
LOL "kimochi warui". I remember my mates saying that when I was living in Jap. Make me lol when I found out what it went.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 01:36
topgeargorilla
wow, what a lame piece of rubbish. nothing happened, it was stupid, and it actually violate my sensebilities. crap stupid game
Fullgore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 01:51
Fullgore
That's it, that's everything? I got to say, I'm fairly disappointed.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 02:02
Darren Nakamura
Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 02:06
Lord_Satorious
Oddly not as interesting as I would have thought. You would think that rubbing large-breasted young girls would be a more... arousing experience, but for some reason tapping a button or screen to poke a tit isn't quite as good as the real thing.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 02:30
BlindsideDork
find the witches by removing little girl's clothing!
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 03:01
momiji58
Not that interesting. The girl's a bit annoying with her 'yamete kudasai'. The clothes don't move where you touch them, and the breasts don't bounce when you poke at them.

I think I recall a DS eroge involving girls with ginormous boobs, and it's a full-blown hentai game. Anyone remember the name of that one, and if it IS on the DS? O.o
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 03:24
Sharpless
"Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?"

There is such an answer to that.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 03:53
Rainbowblack
haha I saw this on akiba OS the other day, this turned out to be exactly what i thought it was hahahaha

Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 05:04
Churchhills Dog
god, I so want to go to Japan one day......
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 05:11
Jim Sterling
Disturbing as hell.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 05:15
Virtualgirl
yeah, might be a little better if they did not look and sound like 6 year olds...but with a boob job...
umrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 05:29
umrain
As a famous witch trial lawywer once said, "If her breasts do not weigh the same as a duck you must acquit."
Twosixteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 08:28
Twosixteen
Man, what the hell is wrong with the Japanese?
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 08:54
BluDesign
@Virtualgirl

Scary thing is, they'd sound like that even if they WERE 18.

@Churchhills Dog/@Twosixteen

Japan is far far more perverted than just this one game. Japan can sate your inner perv, I promise. It was too much even for me to handle.

I'm glad I got to see this in action before I went to Japan. I will just buy Mother 3 now instead of both.
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 09:39
Artadius
Can't believe nobody has shown the Pedo Bear yet.

....

http://www.destructoid.com/new-lost-odyssey-scans--34372.phtml
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 09:39
Artadius
whoops, I suck at copypasta

Mekanikles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 12:22
Mekanikles
The animation's incredible, must 'ave taken them ages to draw all those frames
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 14:31
A New Challenger
Rumble cartridge support to simulate heartbeat/throes of the female orgasm?

Looks like I'll keep that copy of Feel The Magic around, as at least there is some fun gameplay to be had, with poking the chick in her naughty no-no places as a fun 5 second diversion.
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 16:32
WmV337
SHE SAID DESU!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA SEAKING. DESU. 4:30 left, just start listening.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 23:11
Yashoki
God this looks hot. Gimme gimme.
Doomtrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2007 12:08
Doomtrain
ZZZzzz...
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