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I was actually considering importing this since I'm thinking it will become collectable, but it looks lame. Is it more interesting if you can understand the language?
I work in a pedophile factory, so this is fine by me.
Thanks Dick!
O_o
I'm actually looking forward to train simulators on the ds.
Importers will also receive at no extra charge a visit from Chris Hansen and the Dateline camera crew.
what good is this game if you need both hands to play? :P
uuuhhhh..... that looks very boring. Five minutes of poking a picture of a girl with her changing in position every once in awhile. Damn you Dick! Those are five minutes of my life that I can't get back!!! Although I guess my time isn't very valuable to begin with
The game makes innovative use of the DS' features. Use the microphone during the heavy-breathing peeping Tom sequence! Upload your achievements over WiFi Connection so you can be a registered sex offender in new and exciting countries! And don't forget to use the Official Hori Spray'n'Wipe kit to clean your DS when you're all finished playing.
For those that want to know what she is saying, its pretty much go along the lines of "Stop it please" and "Don't touch me there." I couldn't play this game because 1)it looks boring as hell and 2)by the way she talks I would feel like I was doing pedo rape; although most Japanese porn is rape porn anyway so nothing new there.
Wow for a game about touching girls to see if they are witches that looks really really lame.
With Japan, there's a barely visible line between loli and 18+.
That game = FAILED
So after all the creepy touching, is the chick a witch or not? I finished before the end.
What?
That was the most boring supposedly-sexual thing that I've ever seen. What the fuck, sirs?
LOL "kimochi warui". I remember my mates saying that when I was living in Jap. Make me lol when I found out what it went.
wow, what a lame piece of rubbish. nothing happened, it was stupid, and it actually violate my sensebilities. crap stupid game
That's it, that's everything? I got to say, I'm fairly disappointed.
Even for an eroge, that was pretty lame. After the first or second "Yamete kudasai!!!" all I could think was "Shut up! Shut up shut up shaddap!!!"
Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?
Oddly not as interesting as I would have thought. You would think that rubbing large-breasted young girls would be a more... arousing experience, but for some reason tapping a button or screen to poke a tit isn't quite as good as the real thing.
find the witches by removing little girl's clothing!
Not that interesting. The girl's a bit annoying with her 'yamete kudasai'. The clothes don't move where you touch them, and the breasts don't bounce when you poke at them.
I think I recall a DS eroge involving girls with ginormous boobs, and it's a full-blown hentai game. Anyone remember the name of that one, and if it IS on the DS? O.o
"Did... Did he just poke her in the eye?"
There is such an answer to that.
haha I saw this on akiba OS the other day, this turned out to be exactly what i thought it was hahahaha
god, I so want to go to Japan one day......
Disturbing as hell.
yeah, might be a little better if they did not look and sound like 6 year olds...but with a boob job...
As a famous witch trial lawywer once said, "If her breasts do not weigh the same as a duck you must acquit."
Man, what the hell is wrong with the Japanese?
@Virtualgirl
Scary thing is, they'd sound like that even if they WERE 18.
@Churchhills Dog/@Twosixteen
Japan is far far more perverted than just this one game. Japan can sate your inner perv, I promise. It was too much even for me to handle.
I'm glad I got to see this in action before I went to Japan. I will just buy Mother 3 now instead of both.
Can't believe nobody has shown the Pedo Bear yet.
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http://www.destructoid.com/new-lost-odyssey-scans--34372.phtml
whoops, I suck at copypasta
The animation's incredible, must 'ave taken them ages to draw all those frames
Rumble cartridge support to simulate heartbeat/throes of the female orgasm?
Looks like I'll keep that copy of Feel The Magic around, as at least there is some fun gameplay to be had, with poking the chick in her naughty no-no places as a fun 5 second diversion.
SHE SAID DESU!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA SEAKING. DESU. 4:30 left, just start listening.
:O
God this looks hot. Gimme gimme.
ZZZzzz...
Hmm, is this the start of a trend?
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