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As you may or may not know by now, there has been a structural reshuffle over at ScrewAttack. Our fine friends over there have had some well-publicized differences of opinion when it comes to business and this has led to the departure of one of the company's staples, Handsome Tom.

As per ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast, where company owner Stuttering Craig explained his position, ScrewAttack is looking into hiring new talent and providing a wider spotlight in the wake of Tom's leaving. Of course, nobody could replace Tom, and Craig isn't looking to replace Tom ...

But I should totally replace Tom. 

The above is my audition tape that I am going to use to be part of Screwing Attacks with Stutters Craig and the Nerd Who Dislikes So Many Games That He Plays. As you can see, my video editing skills are first rate, and I have produced the same kind of dazzling effects and audio level quality that rivals even the best Videogame Vault.

I even have my own nickname: England Jim From England. You can do little else but recognize my talent.


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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:23
wardrox
You would have my vote. Cunt.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:26
Colette Bennett
God. You're perfect, you fucking sod.
Mr Bas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:27
Mr Bas
You sir are my hero.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:27
Neonie
That video changed my life :D
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:28
Anus Mcphanus
Man that game looked rubbish... must have been a Sega game. Maybe you should have left that to the Nerd who don't like stuff except shitty games that suck ass.....apparently.

You'd get my vote just keep it real holmes and name check the toid in every video
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:28
Rockvillian
Well, you didn't lie on your video resume. Hired!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:29
KamikazeTutor
Sterling proving his English roots.

Genius.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:30
Dr Milkdad
LOL, wow, just... amazing, you are my new dad.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:31
pendelton21
Dude, that's a bit of a fucking bombshell. Wow.

Also, you have my vote. Amazing video.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:32
MaxVest
I'm pretty sure that was a Genesis game. God, would it kill you to do a little research?
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:33
LethalHairdo
It's rare that words come out of Jim's mouth that I don't like.

If you don't get the job I shall say to ScrewAttack:
"Fuck, I cont believe you've done this..."
portastad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:34
portastad
clap... clap...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:34
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow, this was epic.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:34
MechaMonkey
I expected you to sound more like Winston Churchill.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:35
The GHost
"Craig Who Stutters" would be mad to not bring you onto the "Screwing Attackers". Not only did you prove your video editing prowess but you even provided a hook to help expand their audience! A whole new demographic will tune in to hear "England Jim From England" talk about those silly electronic amusement games.

@Anus
I'm pretty sure the game he showed was Seguhs "Sunic The Hedgefrog". I remember all the kids talking about it.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:36
GeneralWong
Wow, you don't sound like you look. I was expecting a gruff sounding gentleman but you have a enjoyable southern voice (not like them damn northerners!!)
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:41
Dale North
Brilliance. Best Screw Attack video yet
RaiRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:41
RaiRed
ScrewAttack + Jim? This equation makes perfect sense, even if it isn't actually an equation.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:43
Samit Sarkar
11/10
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:44
zombiekiller13
Holy fuck, that made me laugh out loud...at work. But you're forgiven.

"...he has this problem with turtles and shit..."

Brilliant.
Nordstorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:48
Nordstorm
Spielberg just got owned...
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:53
vexed alex
GTFO, TOM! Jim is squeezing into your shoes tonight!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:57
naia-the-gamer
best. video. evar.
Urashima's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:01
Urashima
Epic isn't enough to describe that video's greatness. The internet needs more Jim Sterling.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:02
sleepingagain
my hero! i think at least! and im not drinking either!
ikoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:06
ikoul
I'll watch anything that promises to have that Jim Sterling guy in it.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:09
Snaileb
I hope they're listening.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:10
kawitchate
wow. that game sounds pretty good.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:12
Passionate Styos
Guru Larry? Is that you?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:18
Chad Concelmo
That was effin' hilarious. :)
verkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:33
verkon
It is screwattack, one word. And nothing could ever replace Handsome Tom or Perf3ct Liz. Also, I can't believe so many people here does not know about screwattack. I mean, come on! It is the greatest website on earth!
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:38
Passionate Styos
@ Verkon

Blasphemer!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:53
Justice
That was just like something by JERRY JACKSONZ a.k.a. David Firth!
gamingangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:54
gamingangel
I'm such a sucker for accents. I'll listen to anything you talk about. lol
foredaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:02
foredaddy
I thought you were Spanish.
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:28
AlucardX24
Sexy Brit. :3
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:38
atheistium
IMA CREATE OVER 70 ACCOUNTS AND VOTE FOR YOU EVERY DAY WITH MACROS!! z0mfg
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:55
Rifter01
Obligitory YouTube comment: Nice Vid! ***** stars!! Isn't screw attack owned by MTV Networks? Why work at MTV? They're kinda bleh, meh..

Also.. Wang!! :op
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 17:02
Eschatos
English Jim and Stuttering Craig! It sounds epic!
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 17:10
trunxkam45
Too many videogaming brits now. I prefer ashens.
HideousKojima's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 18:44
HideousKojima
Lol,you sound like Danger Mouse!...Penfold!
saintcross's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 18:48
saintcross
ScrewAttack would definitely get even more hits if Jim was there
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 19:05
Rosseh
Swear to god Jim, you are Garth Marenghi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTco5TcpqY8
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 19:20
DaedHead8
Win
Razlo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 19:43
Razlo
Can this be a regular feature?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 20:17
Sharpless
I give it a 6.5.





<3
foredaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 20:17
foredaddy
I thought you were Czechoslovakian.
Up2NoGooD's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 21:02
Up2NoGooD
you sound english but im sure that the guy who posted this article is definetly borat. no seriously, read this and imagine borat.

"The above is my audition tape that I am going to use to be part of Screwing Attacks with Stutters Craig and the Nerd Who Dislikes So Many Games That He Plays."

VERY NICE!!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 21:04
HarassmentPanda
I'm not just sure that was awesome, I'm HIV positive. (Watching South Park now...)
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 00:57
ian_esq
are you sure? are you really HIV positive?
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