Here's a thing you can buy if you have too much money on your hands and don't want to give it to those in need: this limited run Noir Elizabeth BioShock Infinite statue is available for pre-order.
It's $250, but only 400 were produced, so you'd be losing money if you don't buy it, you see. For some reason, Ken Levine wrote his name all over 50 of them, which you would think they'd then sell at a discount since they've been all marked up, but those 50 are actually being sold for $500. Crazy. I'm going to start writing my name on things before I sell them if it double my return.