1UP pointed this out a few days ago, but I think it needs reiterating on Destructoid -- Chun Li's hands are nightmarishly huge in Street Fighter IV. Did she just inject collagen directly between her fingers? Did she eat something she was allergic to? Is she pulling a Poison? I have to go with the latter.
There's nothing wrong with transsexuals (they're hot and you know it) but some people really should not make the jump from male to female. Like, for example, if they have hands the size of giant squids! It's not just the hands either, but everything about Chun Li that crosses the line into pure male territory. Her arms are now bulked up considerably, resembling big, steroid-infested Chris Benoit limbs. Any sense of a waist also appears to have disappeared.
Just check out this screenshot and tell me that's not in the least bit disturbing. Seeing such a mannish, hulking brute in a dress trying to act girly as if nobody has noticed the python arms and monstrous ham fists is creepy, to say the least. All I'll say is, I dread to think of the view that Ryu gets the next time she does one of her signature moves ...
Can anyone say Meatspinning Bird Kick?
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5:56 AM on 04.22.2008
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wonder how many sainsburys bags she can hold with those grabbers.
oO'
wtf man?
I mean, it looks like an arm is jutting out of her hand and flexing to form a thumb.
I can only imagine what kind of hand turkeys she made on thanksgiving...
It seems video games can't ever get a female to look fuckin normal.
Although I myself aren't particularly attracted to these ladies, your affinity for them tickles a part of me. The part that keeps going back to 4chan I think.
Keep up the good work Jim.
<awaits the photoshoped picture...>
Also, this: http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7843/chunlicosplaypixnf8.jpg
MAN HANDS!
Also, cock.
Ahahaha, that's so funny! ^_^
This thread had me in stitches.
Jim, you didn't put your hands on her in the manip?
But yeah. SF IV hands-down has the worst art direction and looks of any Street Fighter game thus far. Absolutely laughable.
Also to further this effect on my friend, I was trying to find the deformed hand/penis picture but for some reason I just couldn't find it at ALL even though I know it was on this website. So anyway, if anyone needs it... http://www.filedropper.com/chunlipenis
Granted, not THAT terrible, but I'll let it slide since it's still in development. Nobody in their right mind would stamp "final" on this.
I'm still surprised people are taking SFIV artwork seriously. I kinda stopped that when everyone looks like a bulky 3d version of their Alpha counterparts.
I agree with you Jim...trannies are hawt, but Chun Li, not so much :P
Chun Li scares the shit out of me. Those thighs... *shudder*
or better, not