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Is Captain Rainbow a sordid sex marathon?
6:41 AM on 08.29.2008, Jim Sterling 26 comments

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I really believe (and hope) that this is one sick mind reading too much into things, but if it's not then the Wii is taking a perverse turn for the erotic with Captain Rainbow -- a potential powder keg of smug and degradation the likes of which my fair Christian eyes have ne'er before witnessed.

According to reader Josh, the above video has Birdo trapped in a cage and only proof that she is a woman will set her free (Josh suggests Birdo was caught using the woman's restroom and mistaken for a man.) In order to prove Birdo's innocence and femininity, Captain Rainbow must fetch her vibrator. Um ... okay. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation, but it's pretty suspect stuff if you're just looking at the visuals.  I mean, I can't think of a non-dirty way to explain the footage above. Maybe there's something wrong with me?

As if that's not enough for you, beyond the jump we have footage of a golfer playing very enthusiastically with his balls. We've also include an image of a very ... eye catching ... rock. Just look at it and I think you'll agree -- Captain Rainbow is sick filth and needs to be BANNED!

 


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Conan-san's Avatar
Conan-san at 08/29/2008 06:54
What's not explained here that the whole deal is played for laughs, the "Evidence" in question is cenceored by a large black box with a ? on it.
It's also only described as "Undboutable proof that Birdo's a woman".

Also, it has lip from Panel De Pon and the Pre-Advance Nintendo Wars units so it can't be all bad.
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MrHappySunshine at 08/29/2008 06:58
The only problem I can see with this game is that some of the things are so subtle that a parent might buy this for there kid and wonder why their child turns into a horrible deviant.
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Kaikara at 08/29/2008 07:15
Hilarious, this game looks like a complete mind-fuck! I'd never even heard of this game before, some sort of self-parody by Nintendo??
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thefil at 08/29/2008 07:22
I'm only making this comment to check the site time zone! what a jerk!
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gains at 08/29/2008 08:25
What's with all the Mario theft? Sound effects and mushroom chomping aside, there was a pink Q-Bert snouted enemy in SM2 called Birdo. Worse yet, the manual outed him as a cross dresser because of the polka dot ribbon on his head. "He'd like to be called Birdette."
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Reginald at 08/29/2008 08:28
hmm, whats the timezone ? there we go.
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DiabolicScheme at 08/29/2008 08:42
@gains

This is a Nintendo made title. It's set in a world more or less inhabited by old school nintendo characters who were pretty much never heard from again. That is Birdo from SMB2.

No Mario theft if you were the one who created Mario.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 08/29/2008 08:58
I love panel de pon.

This is funny and weird stuff though.
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Mr B Natural at 08/29/2008 09:12
I can't believe this junk passes for humor anywhere on this planet.
I can't believe this junk passes as a video game anywhere on this planet.
I can't believe this junk passes as thread-worthy anywhere on the internets.
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atastysammich at 08/29/2008 09:40
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no
Artificial stimulator
Non-organic excavator
SWE3tMadness's Avatar
SWE3tMadness at 08/29/2008 10:49
God, I need to import this game. It reminds a lot of chibi robo with the gameplay style, but everything else is just so crazy I can't help but love it! xD
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parrothead at 08/29/2008 11:39
this game looks great and weird, no way they ever release it in the States
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CthulhuFtaghn at 08/29/2008 11:48
That's absolutely hilarious. That said, we'll probably never get it over here. :(

Sick filth, preemptively banned!
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 08/29/2008 12:18
I want this game so hard.

...is there something wrong with me?
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 08/29/2008 12:21
Skip sure is one weird developer.
GummyTumor's Avatar
GummyTumor at 08/29/2008 13:16
This game confuses and enfuriates me! I have to have it.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/29/2008 13:17
Achievement Unlocked
5G - Never Coming to the States
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 08/29/2008 15:02
I like to think it's buzz buzz from earthbound............I like too but I can't :_(
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braulio09 at 08/29/2008 15:46
looks nice for a DS game. Of course, FFIV looks better but it's Square-Enix..they can exploit everything the DS has

wii? oh...
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jpitner at 08/29/2008 23:03
sammich. well done on the electric six reference. that is all. carry on my wayward rainbow son.
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microwavefood at 08/30/2008 01:35
I would buy this.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 08/30/2008 01:40
About as subversive as Harvey Birdman's use of Hanna Barbera characters. O_O
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