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Introducing the Wiibrator, or, how to diddle yourself with a Wiimote

9:21 AM on 07.10.2008, Colette Bennett 58 comments

Introducing the Wiibrator, or, how to diddle yourself with a Wiimote photo
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If I find I have, ahem, "needs", I can honestly say that the last thing I consider doing is satisfying them with a Wiimote, but you know, different strokes for different folks. It seems some folks at Bauhaus University Weimar are working on this project -- you can see their website here, which is nothing more than a handful of photos and the phrase "We search man and woman for a commercial." Translation: volunteers to use this thing ON FILM.

So, after videos, webcomics and Photoshops of girls licking the Wiimote and making suggestive gestures, you finally have the real deal. I hope you're happy. The creators told Slashdong that more information about their little project will be available next week, so perhaps soon we'll see these in action, which I will likely NOT be allowed to post here. I can't help but think that Miyamoto would be appalled. Of course, he's Japanese, so now that I think about it, he'd probably be into it.

[Via Gizmodo -- Thanks TehuberOne!]


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Nogarda's Avatar
Nogarda at 07/10/2008 09:22
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.

Though the amount of bf's getting slapped around the face with one of them is a high probability to those that miracolously have girlfriends... or well ..did.
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funran at 07/10/2008 09:24
garrfunkel.....that might be a bit inappropriate of a request. can we grow up a little?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 07/10/2008 09:26
But...how do you use the 1 and 2 buttons? And how will you be able to tell if it's on? The blue lights would be under it.
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brandon85 at 07/10/2008 09:30
I think it would be hilarious to see someone actually playing a game with this like wii sports or something, like really hilarious
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The Young Scot at 07/10/2008 09:31
so "waggle" now becomes "Thrust"?
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Remz at 07/10/2008 09:31
Blehman: see that dent over where the one and two buttons are?

Yeah.

Brandon:Seconded. They don't even have to stick in anywhere! Just hold onto whilst playing!
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MATTFOO at 07/10/2008 09:33
I can smell your lightsaber from here
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Pedro Blandino at 07/10/2008 09:35
can i have the one on the left? >_>
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Remz at 07/10/2008 09:37
Just noticed the one on the right. That looks painful.
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GuitarAtomik at 07/10/2008 09:39
Next week huh? Could this be Nintendo's secret E3 game for the "hardcore"?





sorry :[
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topgeargorilla at 07/10/2008 09:42
What do you call pickled bread??

Dildo.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 07/10/2008 09:42
And you thought Doritos and Mountain Dew made the controller sticky...

What a totally unnecessary development.
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Face at 07/10/2008 09:43
Zelda's womanhood training confirmed!
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MechaMonkey at 07/10/2008 09:45
Finally, Jack Thompson can enjoy video games.
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Demtor at 07/10/2008 09:48
Another Wii device taking work away from fingers and putting it... elsewhere... how innovative.
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Aurvantoid at 07/10/2008 09:48
Ok, yeah, I'm sorry but...
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galagabug at 07/10/2008 09:53
ummmmmm...

why?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 07/10/2008 09:53
Well...I can see how rubbing your finger on the slot would get the buttons to work, but that's still more awkward than Garrfunkel's comment.
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king3vbo at 07/10/2008 10:03
This deserves nothing less than a Buseypalm
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Eschatos at 07/10/2008 10:05
I'll take three.
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Mr Wilson at 07/10/2008 10:07
Wow...garrfunkel....can you say "BANHAMMER"?
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MaximusPaynicus at 07/10/2008 10:11
I think I just had a moment of transcendence, where I felt exactly what Ernest Hemingway felt right before he put a shotgun in his mouth.
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Professor Pew at 07/10/2008 10:12
You use the mythical g-spot to push the 2 button. Dunno about the 1 though, maybe some good conscious manipulation of the Skene's glands? Or am I reversing the 2 and 1 buttons now... hmm!
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Skribble at 07/10/2008 10:13
....why...
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Kryptinite at 07/10/2008 10:21
Umm...I got nothing. This is just weird.
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Velt at 07/10/2008 10:39
NOT ENOUGH CONTROL SPAWN MORE OVERLOARDS!
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mistic at 07/10/2008 10:41
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.

I can see the female version being quite painful in stuff like wii boxing/warioware :-)
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Xenali at 07/10/2008 10:55
I don't see garrfunkel getting banned for his/her statement. its nothing worse then other people and i though it was quite funny. Besides Collete is NOT the type of person who would be offended by something like that.
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F Whipple at 07/10/2008 10:56
Rez confirmed for wii?
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BattyAdroit at 07/10/2008 11:00
I like the idea, but I'm concerned about getting the smell off my wii-mote. You can't exactly run it through the dish-washer.
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Doomtrain at 07/10/2008 11:04
...

...


......Proceed.
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Aberrant Thought at 07/10/2008 11:04
You can tell this thing was made by a male. It would be a far more satisfying toy if it had a separate 'satellite' vibrating apparatus of which responded to motions from the Wiimote or actions in the game. Heck that wouldn't even be too difficult. Remote controlled vibrators are already in wide circulation and it'd just be a mtter of figuring out which connection on the wiimote would have to be tapped to respond to the remote control for the vibrator...

Hmm... I think I have too much imagination sometimes.
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Aberrant Thought at 07/10/2008 11:05
@ Doomtrain

Perry Bible Fellowship reference?
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Slick Icarus at 07/10/2008 11:10
Where does the Wii Condom go?
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Furyfire at 07/10/2008 11:22
....Thing is... they'll actually BUY THIS.
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Phoenix Gamma at 07/10/2008 11:32
I stopped reading at "Bauhaus", because now I know this is going to be the best peripheral ever.

Now for a Rez port.
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c0dek at 07/10/2008 11:35
There's nothing like seeing Grandma's face light up when she unwraps the Wii on Christmas...until you know WHY her face lit up...
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garrfunkel at 07/10/2008 11:51
Wow! Sorry if my comment offended anyone. It may have been a bit innapropriate but so are a hell of alot of other things that get posted here. If that offends you Id steer clear of any of Jims posts or the forums for that matter.
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Necros at 07/10/2008 12:00
God dammit, I hate life sometimes.
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iwontusemyname at 07/10/2008 12:58
that's why you have to love humanity. for every new popular craze, there's always a dedicated group that wants to have sex with that craze. literally.
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Dexter345 at 07/10/2008 13:03
Huh. Okay then.
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TrailerParkJesus at 07/10/2008 13:43
Diddle me this, diddle me that.
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braulio09 at 07/10/2008 15:27
I agree with Garrfunkel's first post.

But seriously...that doesn't look too good. Cheap looking toy.

This should also be posted on Tomopop, if it hasn't been. It IS a toy, isn't it?
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that1guy at 07/10/2008 15:42
We need to come up with a name for the motion lotion!!!

Wiiglide- first thing that popped in my head
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KyleGamgee at 07/10/2008 15:46
Video games and sexual arousal are both fun, but I think trying to do both will just split your focus, and cause you to do neither one very well.

To everything turn, turn, turn...
There is a season turn, turn, turn
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 07/10/2008 16:41
'Slashdong' and a phallic-looking Wii-remote add-on.

You've brought the place to a new low, Colette. You really have. O_o
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KMCC at 07/10/2008 18:01
Why is the wiimote even necessary in that thing?

Wouldn't someone just get a vibrator?
ToAdeh's Avatar
ToAdeh at 07/11/2008 00:01
Looks kinda low quality in my opinion.
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