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Introducing the Wiibrator, or, how to diddle yourself with a Wiimote photo

If I find I have, ahem, "needs", I can honestly say that the last thing I consider doing is satisfying them with a Wiimote, but you know, different strokes for different folks. It seems some folks at Bauhaus University Weimar are working on this project -- you can see their website here, which is nothing more than a handful of photos and the phrase "We search man and woman for a commercial." Translation: volunteers to use this thing ON FILM.

So, after videos, webcomics and Photoshops of girls licking the Wiimote and making suggestive gestures, you finally have the real deal. I hope you're happy. The creators told Slashdong that more information about their little project will be available next week, so perhaps soon we'll see these in action, which I will likely NOT be allowed to post here. I can't help but think that Miyamoto would be appalled. Of course, he's Japanese, so now that I think about it, he'd probably be into it.

[Via Gizmodo -- Thanks TehuberOne!]


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B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 07/10/2008 09:19
Where does the nunchuk go? Oh wait...
garrfunkel's Avatar
garrfunkel at 07/10/2008 09:20
Im just gonna come out and say it. Collette please make some porn. Please. It would be Nerdcore at its finest.
Nogarda's Avatar
Nogarda at 07/10/2008 09:22
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.

Though the amount of bf's getting slapped around the face with one of them is a high probability to those that miracolously have girlfriends... or well ..did.
funran's Avatar
funran at 07/10/2008 09:24
garrfunkel.....that might be a bit inappropriate of a request. can we grow up a little?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 07/10/2008 09:26
But...how do you use the 1 and 2 buttons? And how will you be able to tell if it's on? The blue lights would be under it.
brandon85's Avatar
brandon85 at 07/10/2008 09:30
I think it would be hilarious to see someone actually playing a game with this like wii sports or something, like really hilarious
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The Young Scot at 07/10/2008 09:31
so "waggle" now becomes "Thrust"?
Remz's Avatar
Remz at 07/10/2008 09:31
Blehman: see that dent over where the one and two buttons are?

Yeah.

Brandon:Seconded. They don't even have to stick in anywhere! Just hold onto whilst playing!
MATTFOO's Avatar
MATTFOO at 07/10/2008 09:33
I can smell your lightsaber from here
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 07/10/2008 09:35
can i have the one on the left? >_>
Remz's Avatar
Remz at 07/10/2008 09:37
Just noticed the one on the right. That looks painful.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 07/10/2008 09:39
Next week huh? Could this be Nintendo's secret E3 game for the "hardcore"?





sorry :[
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 07/10/2008 09:42
What do you call pickled bread??

Dildo.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 07/10/2008 09:42
And you thought Doritos and Mountain Dew made the controller sticky...

What a totally unnecessary development.
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Face at 07/10/2008 09:43
Zelda's womanhood training confirmed!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 07/10/2008 09:45
Finally, Jack Thompson can enjoy video games.
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 07/10/2008 09:48
Another Wii device taking work away from fingers and putting it... elsewhere... how innovative.
Aurvantoid's Avatar
Aurvantoid at 07/10/2008 09:48
Ok, yeah, I'm sorry but...
galagabug 's Avatar
galagabug at 07/10/2008 09:53
ummmmmm...

why?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 07/10/2008 09:53
Well...I can see how rubbing your finger on the slot would get the buttons to work, but that's still more awkward than Garrfunkel's comment.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 07/10/2008 10:03
This deserves nothing less than a Buseypalm
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 07/10/2008 10:05
I'll take three.
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Mr Wilson at 07/10/2008 10:07
Wow...garrfunkel....can you say "BANHAMMER"?
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar
MaximusPaynicus at 07/10/2008 10:11
I think I just had a moment of transcendence, where I felt exactly what Ernest Hemingway felt right before he put a shotgun in his mouth.
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Professor Pew at 07/10/2008 10:12
You use the mythical g-spot to push the 2 button. Dunno about the 1 though, maybe some good conscious manipulation of the Skene's glands? Or am I reversing the 2 and 1 buttons now... hmm!
Skribble's Avatar
Skribble at 07/10/2008 10:13
....why...
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 07/10/2008 10:21
Umm...I got nothing. This is just weird.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 07/10/2008 10:39
NOT ENOUGH CONTROL SPAWN MORE OVERLOARDS!
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 07/10/2008 10:41
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.

I can see the female version being quite painful in stuff like wii boxing/warioware :-)
Xenali's Avatar
Xenali at 07/10/2008 10:55
I don't see garrfunkel getting banned for his/her statement. its nothing worse then other people and i though it was quite funny. Besides Collete is NOT the type of person who would be offended by something like that.
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 07/10/2008 10:56
Rez confirmed for wii?
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BattyAdroit at 07/10/2008 11:00
I like the idea, but I'm concerned about getting the smell off my wii-mote. You can't exactly run it through the dish-washer.
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Doomtrain at 07/10/2008 11:04
...

...


......Proceed.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar
Aberrant Thought at 07/10/2008 11:04
You can tell this thing was made by a male. It would be a far more satisfying toy if it had a separate 'satellite' vibrating apparatus of which responded to motions from the Wiimote or actions in the game. Heck that wouldn't even be too difficult. Remote controlled vibrators are already in wide circulation and it'd just be a mtter of figuring out which connection on the wiimote would have to be tapped to respond to the remote control for the vibrator...

Hmm... I think I have too much imagination sometimes.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar
Aberrant Thought at 07/10/2008 11:05
@ Doomtrain

Perry Bible Fellowship reference?
Slick Icarus's Avatar
Slick Icarus at 07/10/2008 11:10
Where does the Wii Condom go?
Furyfire's Avatar
Furyfire at 07/10/2008 11:22
....Thing is... they'll actually BUY THIS.
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Phoenix Gamma at 07/10/2008 11:32
I stopped reading at "Bauhaus", because now I know this is going to be the best peripheral ever.

Now for a Rez port.
c0dek's Avatar
c0dek at 07/10/2008 11:35
There's nothing like seeing Grandma's face light up when she unwraps the Wii on Christmas...until you know WHY her face lit up...
garrfunkel's Avatar
garrfunkel at 07/10/2008 11:51
Wow! Sorry if my comment offended anyone. It may have been a bit innapropriate but so are a hell of alot of other things that get posted here. If that offends you Id steer clear of any of Jims posts or the forums for that matter.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 07/10/2008 12:00
God dammit, I hate life sometimes.
iwontusemyname's Avatar
iwontusemyname at 07/10/2008 12:58
that's why you have to love humanity. for every new popular craze, there's always a dedicated group that wants to have sex with that craze. literally.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 07/10/2008 13:03
Huh. Okay then.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 07/10/2008 13:43
Diddle me this, diddle me that.
braulio09's Avatar
braulio09 at 07/10/2008 15:27
I agree with Garrfunkel's first post.

But seriously...that doesn't look too good. Cheap looking toy.

This should also be posted on Tomopop, if it hasn't been. It IS a toy, isn't it?
that1guy's Avatar
that1guy at 07/10/2008 15:42
We need to come up with a name for the motion lotion!!!

Wiiglide- first thing that popped in my head
KyleGamgee's Avatar
KyleGamgee at 07/10/2008 15:46
Video games and sexual arousal are both fun, but I think trying to do both will just split your focus, and cause you to do neither one very well.

To everything turn, turn, turn...
There is a season turn, turn, turn
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 07/10/2008 16:41
'Slashdong' and a phallic-looking Wii-remote add-on.

You've brought the place to a new low, Colette. You really have. O_o
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 07/10/2008 18:01
Why is the wiimote even necessary in that thing?

Wouldn't someone just get a vibrator?
ToAdeh's Avatar
ToAdeh at 07/11/2008 00:01
Looks kinda low quality in my opinion.
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