9:21 AM on 07.10.2008
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If I find I have, ahem, "needs", I can honestly say that the last thing I consider doing is satisfying them with a Wiimote, but you know, different strokes for different folks. It seems some folks at Bauhaus University Weimar are working on this project -- you can see their website here, which is nothing more than a handful of photos and the phrase "We search man and woman for a commercial." Translation: volunteers to use this thing ON FILM. So, after videos, webcomics and Photoshops of girls licking the Wiimote and making suggestive gestures, you finally have the real deal. I hope you're happy. The creators told Slashdong that more information about their little project will be available next week, so perhaps soon we'll see these in action, which I will likely NOT be allowed to post here. I can't help but think that Miyamoto would be appalled. Of course, he's Japanese, so now that I think about it, he'd probably be into it. [Via Gizmodo -- Thanks TehuberOne!]
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Where does the nunchuk go? Oh wait...
Im just gonna come out and say it. Collette please make some porn. Please. It would be Nerdcore at its finest.
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.
Though the amount of bf's getting slapped around the face with one of them is a high probability to those that miracolously have girlfriends... or well ..did.
garrfunkel.....that might be a bit inappropriate of a request. can we grow up a little?
But...how do you use the 1 and 2 buttons? And how will you be able to tell if it's on? The blue lights would be under it.
I think it would be hilarious to see someone actually playing a game with this like wii sports or something, like really hilarious
so "waggle" now becomes "Thrust"?
Blehman: see that dent over where the one and two buttons are?
Yeah.
Brandon:Seconded. They don't even have to stick in anywhere! Just hold onto whilst playing!
I can smell your lightsaber from here
can i have the one on the left? >_>
Just noticed the one on the right. That looks painful.
Next week huh? Could this be Nintendo's secret E3 game for the "hardcore"?
sorry :[
What do you call pickled bread??
Dildo.
And you thought Doritos and Mountain Dew made the controller sticky...
What a totally unnecessary development.
Zelda's womanhood training confirmed!
Finally, Jack Thompson can enjoy video games.
Another Wii device taking work away from fingers and putting it... elsewhere... how innovative.
Ok, yeah, I'm sorry but...
ummmmmm...
why?
Well...I can see how rubbing your finger on the slot would get the buttons to work, but that's still more awkward than Garrfunkel's comment.
This deserves nothing less than a Buseypalm
I'll take three.
Wow...garrfunkel....can you say "BANHAMMER"?
I think I just had a moment of transcendence, where I felt exactly what Ernest Hemingway felt right before he put a shotgun in his mouth.
You use the mythical g-spot to push the 2 button. Dunno about the 1 though, maybe some good conscious manipulation of the Skene's glands? Or am I reversing the 2 and 1 buttons now... hmm!
....why...
Umm...I got nothing. This is just weird.
NOT ENOUGH CONTROL SPAWN MORE OVERLOARDS!
The halirious thing is I see fanboys pre odering this for imaginary gfs they get it giggle for 5 minutes then are baffled wondering just how a supposedly 'good idea at the time' turned out so SO wrong.
I can see the female version being quite painful in stuff like wii boxing/warioware :-)
I don't see garrfunkel getting banned for his/her statement. its nothing worse then other people and i though it was quite funny. Besides Collete is NOT the type of person who would be offended by something like that.
Rez confirmed for wii?
I like the idea, but I'm concerned about getting the smell off my wii-mote. You can't exactly run it through the dish-washer.
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......Proceed.
You can tell this thing was made by a male. It would be a far more satisfying toy if it had a separate 'satellite' vibrating apparatus of which responded to motions from the Wiimote or actions in the game. Heck that wouldn't even be too difficult. Remote controlled vibrators are already in wide circulation and it'd just be a mtter of figuring out which connection on the wiimote would have to be tapped to respond to the remote control for the vibrator...
Hmm... I think I have too much imagination sometimes.
@ Doomtrain
Perry Bible Fellowship reference?
Where does the Wii Condom go?
....Thing is... they'll actually BUY THIS.
I stopped reading at "Bauhaus", because now I know this is going to be the best peripheral ever.
Now for a Rez port.
There's nothing like seeing Grandma's face light up when she unwraps the Wii on Christmas...until you know WHY her face lit up...
Wow! Sorry if my comment offended anyone. It may have been a bit innapropriate but so are a hell of alot of other things that get posted here. If that offends you Id steer clear of any of Jims posts or the forums for that matter.
God dammit, I hate life sometimes.
that's why you have to love humanity. for every new popular craze, there's always a dedicated group that wants to have sex with that craze. literally.
Huh. Okay then.
Diddle me this, diddle me that.
I agree with Garrfunkel's first post.
But seriously...that doesn't look too good. Cheap looking toy.
This should also be posted on Tomopop, if it hasn't been. It IS a toy, isn't it?
We need to come up with a name for the motion lotion!!!
Wiiglide- first thing that popped in my head
Video games and sexual arousal are both fun, but I think trying to do both will just split your focus, and cause you to do neither one very well.
To everything turn, turn, turn...
There is a season turn, turn, turn
'Slashdong' and a phallic-looking Wii-remote add-on.
You've brought the place to a new low, Colette. You really have. O_o
Why is the wiimote even necessary in that thing?
Wouldn't someone just get a vibrator?
Looks kinda low quality in my opinion.
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