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Introducing: Destructoid's Comment of the Week photo

We love you guys; really, we do. And even more so, we love hearing from you. Even better, we love it when you have something relevant, interesting, or even funny to say.

With that in mind, we'd like to introduce a new, weekly occurrence here on Destructoid: Comment of the Week. Each Friday, we'll choose one comment from the past week -- it could be funny, clever, or particularly insightful -- and we'll highlight it on the front page for all to see. 

Best of all, the reader whose comment is chosen will win a prize. We're not going to tell you what we're giving away each week; it could be big, it could be small. But you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain, simply by participating in our comments. 

Note that while comments like "fap fap" or "do not want" are all well and good, they'll likely never be chosen as a Comment of the Week. We all like playing and talking about videogames, right? Make it count. 






Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:02
ZombiePlatypus
Fap fap! DO WANT. OMFG VIDYAGAMEZ.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:03
aborto thefetus
Do the prizes involve Boobies?
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:04
Mr Kite
Fap Fap.
DigDug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:04
DigDug
This is the best contest yet taken from an idea started in the C-blogs. Just a suggestion- Can we vote on the top 5 or so
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:07
Usedtabe
Fap fap! DO WANT. OMFG VIDYAGAMEZ.

Did I win.

No? Okay, here's one:

NIGGA I SHIT TRAINS. NOW WHAT?
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:07
JiR INC
I know chronic logic will get it at some point that guy ALWAYS has something to say
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:08
zombiekiller13
Oh, thank god. For a moment there, I thought you were going to just post a list of the worst comments, after giving a quick look at the example image. Rage nearly ensued, envisioning a flood of insane comments thrown out there just so the user could be recognized.

Thank god that's not the case. Is this a sneaky new way to force people to think before they comment? Huh...it could work. It really could work.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:08
Chronic Logic
fap fap fap fa-*tear* GOD WHY?!!!!!!!
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:08
Andrew Kauz
Sounds fun, and a great way to encourage more insight and funny in the comments. We all like those things.

So is a prize being given today for the inauguration, or next week? And do all comments count, even those on the C-Blogs?
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:10
moominsean
fap fap! do NOT want!

did i win? 'likely never' implies that there is still a chance i might win...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:10
Tubatic
I can has points for verbosity?
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:12
MowDownJoe
*sees that the joke has already been beaten into the ground*

Well, I approve of this.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:14
garison
This contest is good.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:15
Furyfire
Damnit, now everyone is going to be making penis, poop, and fap jokes for the next months.... Way to go Staff.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:17
Endstiem
As long as the prize is a VHS copy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, then I'm all for it.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:17
Nick Chester
@kauza:

Unfortunately, if we were to include comments from the C-blogs as well, we'd have quite a task on our hand each week. For right now, this is front page story comments only. If this goes over well, we'd love to expand it.

@DigDug:

This is an idea we've been kicking around for some time, and just decided to launch; I do know the C-blogs have something similar going on, too. As for the voting, we might do that in the future, so that's a good suggestion, for sure.

And just to throw it out there (and I'm not saying this is the prize for the next week... it is 100% NOT), but I wanted our first Comment of the Week prize to be something big. Like a console. That's not ruled out randomly, in the future, by the way. Just keep your expectations in check, but be ready for some neat surprises.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:17
Takeshi
That's pretty cool. Maybe it'll make people think about their comments for a bit. Maybe not.

How does it work? From what I understand you guys are just gonna choose one. Which is good. I guess the prizes are US only right? Which doesn't really matter to me. My comments are free of charge.

@Jir INC
Quantity over quality?
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:20
ghets
im toatlly going to win this!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:20
Los255
Post
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:21
Nick Chester
@Takeshi:

I think we'd like to keep the contest open to anyone, anywhere, unless otherwise noted. And to start, we'll be looking at the comments ourselves, pending a more robust system in the future. This is kind of a "test run" right now.

@Endstiem:

That's a pretty rare (and totally awesome) prize; I wonder if I'm eligible.
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:22
KIDA26
Me wants to win a prize by fapping. Or maybe by nomming? How about fapping and nomming at the same time?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:22
Super Drybones
Wouldn't Jim Sterling win this every week?
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:22
Slowey
this is a cool idea though
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:23
Guagloves
'SPLOOODE MAAAAN!! Come together with your hands. SAAAVE MEEE!!
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:24
Primo
brilliant idea. I like your style Dtoid.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:25
DF
I'd be surprised if I managed to win one of these. Either my comments are dripping with sarcasm, are too long, or are just incoherent.

But hey, that doesn't mean I don't want to be recognized! :3
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:26
Toneman
Thank you Destrustoid! This comment won me a prize!
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:26
Danmartigan
farst post
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:26
ProperlyParanoid
Cool idea!
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:26
Necro BABS
Wait so they are bribing people to post more comments For SHAME!
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:26
PhazonYoshi
This is a great idea. Done by great people.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:27
Takeshi
@Nick

Thanks for the reply. To be honest, a kiss on the cheek from Chad would be enough.


Did I say Chad? I meant Colette! No really!

Fuck...
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:28
Toneman
Now imagine how awesome that article will look when you put my last comment as the winner. Think about it, Nick. Think about it.
Insanity Warden's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:30
Insanity Warden
Jim Sterling's monocle as first week's prize CONFIRMED.

...Please?
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:32
nukka jdav
What?! Now people are going to write out intelligent, well thought out comments just to wi-....Ooooooh.....

Science?
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:32
Havoc Fang
DToid is sexy and I would unbiasedly sell myself to fund it's project to build the first servers on the moon.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:36
SuitcoatAvenger
I slid across the floorboard like a snake, eventually making my way over the lip of the passenger-side doorframe. I fell to the asphalt in a most ungraceful manner, paying the price via the shockwave that traveled down my arm in a tingly, distant pulse. I slid around on my back, kicked the door shut with both feet, and found myself sitting on the highway with my back against the bulk of the pink Cadillac that had driven us to do the devil's deeds. My little black bag was clutched tightly between my chest and forearms and it seemed to carry my very heartbeat. As the adrenaline began to ebb, I became suddenly aware of the report of gunfire that had enveloped us. Panting, I turned to my comrade, who was making himself busy by shooting around the ass-end of the lumbering pink eyesore with deadly precision.

"They have a machine gun!", I shouted over the clucking tongues of gunfire. "Animals!"

My compatriot ducked his head at the sound of a large, hollow bang. Just in time, as it only took his hat and not his scalp. He turned to me, smiling with ebony teeth.

"It appears that they were not satisfied with us simply being the barrel, pal of mine," he laughed "they thought the odds still too highly in our favor!".

I shook my head. The air was thick with heat and madness and I could feel my pulse at my temples. I sat the little black bag between my legs, and reached in with both hands. One withdrew a handful of pills, the other a large revolver that I didn't remember purchasing. I knew what to do with both.

"It has been good to be your friend, Mr. Hell," I said firmly.

He nodded in response.

"You as well, my good Doctor."

I drew breath deep into my lungs, found my zen bonzai garden, and exhaled.

"Well, let's not make a drama of it."

We stood and charged. He laughed and it was beautiful.
Clown's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:39
Clown
so now your bribing people to leave comments....you guys really are hard up for followers
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:42
Tubatic
oh.hmm.

Do witty pictures count?

I have a feeling you should say no ...
WhiteX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:45
WhiteX
I still do not believe that dude really wears a monocle, really.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:45
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Really Clown? I guess the fact that our numbers for new users and hits continue to grow each month means we're having a hell of a time getting people coming to the site. Oh the humanity.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:46
Char Aznable
Pretty cool, sounds good to me.

I comment all over the place anyway, so this is hardly a bribe.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:47
Usedtabe
@Clown: WRONG. We comment anyway, they are just giving away prizes for those that do. Then end result will most likely be more comments, but it's not like Dtiod doesn't get a shit load as it is. Troll harder.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:50
Syn
There's no contest. I'm going to win because I can assassinate ninjas with my vernacular.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:50
Nick Chester
If you want to think of it as a "bribe," so be it. We think of it as giving back (more) to the readers that choose to participate and make Destructoid a great community.
Jsun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:55
Jsun
"it could be big, it could be small."

this a riddle?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:56
Monodi
Hamza will win all of them, I see it now.
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 13:57
Swizzler121
s/Comment of the Week/Comments of the Week

fixed it for ya.
DumbUser's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 14:07
DumbUser
I would give my first born up for Jim's monocle as a prize for the Comment of the Week while fapping and lieking vidya games. IN CAPS CAUSE ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

eeyep.
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