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Informer! Final Fantasy XIII continues with the stupid character names: Snow photo

With as little story details as Square Enix releases on their games before launch, we'll take just about anything new. Today we find out the name of the fair-haired character you've seen in screenshots. Joining the ranks of Cloud, Squall, and Tidus is... Snow.

I know.

Famitsu says that he's the companion to the other stupidly named FFXIII character, named Lightning -- the one with the wispy pink hair you've seen in the trailers. What's with the weather names, anyway?

Snow is one of the Rush, people armed with special powers by Falsh. They're sent on missions via vague "visions" from this Falsh. The included picture (above) shows a sort of mark or crest on Snow's arm, indicating some kind of source of power.

The other included screens (in the gallery below) and details don't give us much else to go on. One shows Lightning and Snow not seeing eye to eye. Another shows a red-head in pig tails. Finally, there's a shot from what Famitsu says is a cutscene. Some Dead Space-looking dudes are carrying a coffin. 

I think I'm more confused now. Hit the jump for the first thing I thought of when I read this new character's name.

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power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:25
power-glove
A licky boom boom down
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:28
king3vbo
It just wouldn't be Final Fantasy without stupid names
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:28
Niero
haha I was thinking the same thing

DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:30
DinnertimeNinja
I may be alone in this, but I think Snow is one of the best FF character designs in a long time.

The game looks like it has excellent art direction at least.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:32
Dale North
DinnertimeNinja - no, the character designs are some of the best to come out of SQEX in a long time... just the names are stupid
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:32
Uther
I'm half-expecting mute characters so you wont hear the them call each other differnt types of weather.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:33
Jonathan Holmes
Falsh?

FALSH??!
killsm00th's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:33
killsm00th
I agree; regardless of the overall quality of the games (which I find to be excellent anyway), the art direction is always convincing - even though Quina sucked, she still made the game cool. Even though Squall and Cloud are emo, they are still my heroes.
V3r1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:33
V3r1n
I still have informer on tape. awesome song. Also, FFXIII gonna be sweet.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:35
Coldbrand
It's like I'm really visiting Slowtaku!
AwesomeToph's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:36
AwesomeToph
Hello, Snow. ICE to meet you.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:41
Brilliam
You had Snow in America, too? I thought he was a Canadian thing.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:42
Brilliam
(not a pun, he's from Toronto-- I didn't think his hit was international)
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:43
Xhumation
Well the character design seems better this time around.

But yeah I'm just waiting for a Guy called Man and a woman called Feminine or something.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:46
Zac Bentz
INFORMER!
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:46
McSnow
Best. Name. Ever.
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:56
trunxkam45
Well I mean "Cloud" and "Squall" aren't much better. And what do you expect from Tetsuya Nomura? Amano all the way. Nomura always makes the same characters for every game he works on. Brooding protagonist, spritely jailbait teen, tough guy, etc.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 13:56
Toneman
That's his name? sNOw WAY!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:08
Jesse Cortez
This is the first thing I thought of when I read the name...

Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:18
Danmartigan
when will final fantasy just die?
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:20
timtheterrible
@Zac Bentz
Damn, you beat me to it!
doktorwyzzerd1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:21
doktorwyzzerd1
God how I hate Final Fantasy. Which is odd because I used to love Final Fantasy, you know, before it was totally gayed out. The elements of the awfulness were first contained in 7 , but that was still a cool game. Then 8 was awful, awful, awful. We were given a reprieve with 9, and it has been straight suck ever since. Seriously if you have made your own YouTube vids with crappy cutscenes of dorky characters with stupid names in love and put it to the soundtrack of your favorite and equally sucktastic pop-emo BS--- I BLAME YOU. DIE NERDS DIE!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:25
Dan CiTi
I'm guessing everything else about him will suck too?

So far his character has been shitty to mediocre in everyway.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:26
Darren Nakamura
Leaky boom boom damn!

Or whatever he says.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:33
mix
Hpefully "Snow" does not get his period half way through the game....

One of the manliest looking FF charcters
Ninjasnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:34
Ninjasnake
As long as they make the combat more enjoyable than final fantasy XII and don't completely sell out and make every character as completely emo as possible than I'll be happy. Please, we are tired of the whine.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:43
mix
Manliest "main" characters...
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:46
Zen Albatross
GUYS! The game is obviously an elaborate satire! This is the same game that has promised to feature summon monsters that turn into VEHICLES.

Let me repeat that: Shiva, the ice goddess summon, TURNS. INTO. A. MOTORCYCLE.
doktorwyzzerd1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 14:59
doktorwyzzerd1
<<Let me repeat that: Shiva, the ice goddess summon, TURNS. INTO. A. MOTORCYCLE.>>

I swear to God, I am going to bomb Japan again like those bumper stickers from the 80's suggest. THIS HAS TO STOP!!! What is with these guys? I mean I remember how angry and baffled I was when I found out Square was never going to release FF5 in the old SNES days, but this is actually worse. It's like totally ruining the series wasn't enough, now they have to ULTRA-RUIN it. I guess Square is aiming for the hitherto untapped demographic of Larouche supporters, 911 truthers and other people who will believe literally anything.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 15:01
PappaDukes
They could name him Mortimer T. Higgenbottom for all I care. I will still play the shit out of this game.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 15:15
Syn
whoa...is that a WHITE guy who's song sounds like JAMAICAN rap?

Character design is definitely better than FFXII. Names are kind of silly to say the least. But I kind of like silly sometimes. I just hope the game doesn't suck or one of two things will happen: I'll cry, or I will destroy the Earth!
Jacobgray's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 15:31
Jacobgray
Hm...any chance I can rename him Jay?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 16:16
Brian Szabelski
Can we rename these characters like in days gone by?


No?


... FUCK.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 16:37
ZekeThePlumber
Holy crap, I found a FF character name generator.

Personally I'm hoping for an Acid Rain. He can be angsty and rebellious but in a cool hip sort of way. And his attitude can be personified in black leather adorned with belt buckles.

Seriously Square Enix...
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 18:13
zeroword
I was thinking about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 21:21
Paul Soth
I thought I was the only guy who remembered him...
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2008 02:21
Batthink
I remembered the song more than the guy... INFORMER! :OD

Btw, if Square start watching that video, they might have caught a word that they could use as another character name... Tornado.
OhJAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2008 16:56
OhJAM
You know what I want from a Final Fantasy game? A main character named Tim. That's it. Just Tim. Not Sleet, not Droplet, not Grass nor Tree nor Breeze. Just plain old motherfuckin' Tim. And give him a switchblade, maybe a .38 snubnose too for effect. That'd be the day when I get excited about a FF game again.
SkaGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2008 15:50
SkaGoblin
I once saw Snow's Greatest Hits in a record store. And wierdly enough, it wasn't a signal.

In Snow's defense (never utter that phrase again), most reggae in the early 90's sounded like this. He's got decent flow for a Torontian.

And the redhead....Kari Byron playable in FF13. SOLD!
jackballs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 23:55
jackballs
they must be semi retarded
Dorit Nelson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:21
Dorit Nelson
ah~ final fantasy. if they didn't have a sucky name, how would recognize them as a final fantasy character?
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