[Update: It's gone live early and is available now.]

Usually, cute little games in which political opponents fight each other are the realm of Flash-based site ads, not well-known development studios. ChAIR, however, has decided to put aside Infinity Blade and Shadow Complex in favor of such a project, a game it's publishing as Vote: The Game.

In Vote: The Game, an inbred version of Obama and a Romney sex doll will take their presidential race to the physical level, beating each other up for no good reason. The results of each fight will be tallied online, contributing to "votes" for each candidate and thus allowing one or the other to win a pretend presidency. 

It is essentially just Infinity Blade, and has already been called "racist" by at least one YouTube user.

ChAIR is working in collaboration with Rock the Vote and those disingenuous snakes-in-the-grass at the Videogame Voters Network. It'll be free on iOS this Thursday, and looks -- in my professional opinion -- dumber than a man trying to shove a cobra down the hole of his dick.

Vote: The Game Timeline

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

kyomagi

Awesome! Now i can go beat the crap out of that turd sandwich Romney

Handy

It’s not dumb if you shove it in tail-first.

llort het

Yay for a spirited political debate on Destructoid!

(hint: they both suck)

Sir Legendhead

For some reason I think it would funnier if Romney were the Terminator and Obama was Thulsa Doom.

#fleshisstrongerthansteel

Occams electric toothbrush

Scissors

Well this looks terrible

tehbaus

Im going to post a comment saying aquaman FTW, and your all going to thumbs it up

Syn

I dont want Obamney, can we have a third fighter? CAN AKUMA MAKE AN APPEARANCE? AKUMA FOR PREZ!

Themuad

Romney is much like batman and has the wealth super power... tho i think Romney would rather just hire some mexicans to beat up Obama for him

Ronin4life

" an inbred version of Obama and a Romney sex doll"

You say that as if it wasn't true in the first place...

Ah, I kid... Obama isn't inbred...

@tehbaus
Hmm... usually I would never "Thumbs up" aquaman, but in this case....*Thumbs up*

Usedtabe

I hate Repubs but I gotta be on Whitey.

Inb4 the nerf Obama's race card/ affirmative action combo.

Mr Andy Dixon

Gonna download the shit out of this.

As soon as I pull this cobra out of of my urethra.

BrowneyeWinkin

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED

k1ttr1dge

CHAir didn't build this game, someone else built this for them.

Zarbear

@BrowneyeWinkin ...and subsequently disappeared just as quickly.

Ronin4life

Hmm.... after refreshing the page, an add for Mitt Romney is at the top(Toilet edition)...

... ...

Themuad

@BrowneyeWinkin

A racist challenger :o

Nintendan

Dungeon Defenders did it first.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/204388/

timtheterrible

At least they got the ears right.

long john

nice

Sweaty Dungus

As a typical American youth, I must say this game looks lame, as well as totally not cool/hashtag OVER IT!!!!

But for some inexplicable reason I now feel compelled to vote in the upcoming presidential election!

Sæglópur

Yay for the two party shithole that is politics!

Hey Chair, I love you, but there's more than two parties and there's two other IPs you should be working on (Advent Rising and Shadow Complex).

Sæglópur

@Themuad

"I listen to MSNBC and Current all day"

I heard Obama is racist since he attended the church of one!

Thank you, Fox News! You've opened my eyes!

valid core

I'm sure the votes for Obama will be thru the roof everyday, untill 5pm(when Romney supporters get home to play too).

Novatide

What am I watching

turingnpc

Hey. Cobra-Dick is no laughing matter. Expect a letter from my lawyer.

C G Saturation

Mirror match.

Ragnar Dragonfyre

If Chair releases Infinity Blade 3 and it still uses the same animations from Infinity Blade 1, I'm going to be very upset.

ctg867

As if Infinity Blade wasn't bad enough.

BrainWasherAttendent

To paraphrase an elitist who knows the game:

Give me control of a nations currency, and i care not who makes the laws.....

The true "turds" are those that actually believe in the political process.

RiotControl

Someone needs to make a presidential election game where you pick one of two sides and solely compete with the other side over who can brainwash and lie to the most citizens to get them to vote for you through anger and fear rather than the actual issues that the candidates should be running on and debating.