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Infinity Blade II comes to Android ... but it's a fake
The mobile game market is a treasure trove of interesting little bits of software, but such treasure is to be approached with all the care of a whip-wielding adventurer. Sometimes the best prizes aren't all they're cracked up to be -- as anybody downloading the "Android version" of Infinity Blade II will find out. The game listed on Google Play is, unsurprisingly, a dirty fake. You'll spend time downloading a gig of basically nothing after being made to earn fifty Tapjoy Points. Given the shadiness of the software, there could be malicious extras hiding in the download. In fact, it's always best to assume it definitely does, and to steer well clear. This is your regular reminder that bad people live on the Internet. Infinity Blade II out on Android? Nope - it's a fake [Pocket Gamer] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Infinity Blade II is easily my favorite game on my 4S. Unfortunately, it drains the battery really fast. Maybe if they just made it available on Android, phonies wouldn't be able to easily exploit people that want to buy the game....
...people like me ;_; I don't blame Chair not willing to develop on Android, life's too short for that level of patience it requires. oh well... I got a feeling that with the advent of Ouya that we'll see alot of quality games coming to Android... My Transformer Prime is dying for some quality games (with controller support, of course)!! How sad. Now everyone with an Android phone won't get to play one of the shallowest so-called "core games" I've wasted my time on in recent history.
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| 5:00 PM on 12.02.2011 Review: Infinity Blade II |

When our future selves look back on the time mobile gaming truly earned its place in this industry, there is no doubt that Infinity Blade will be seen as the first major turning point. Its critical acclaim and commercial succ...more
| 2:30 PM on 10.04.2011 Infinity Blade II looks far too sexy |

A teaser trailer and screens for Infinity Blade II have dropped, following today's announcement that it would be a flagship title for the iPhone 4S. As expected, the visuals are damn pretty, and look like they'll be an excel...more
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