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Friday Robot Intermission: the robots are always winning edition

Don't you just love it when the work week just blows by? Good, then please tell me how that feels. I've had an E-67 broken hard drive on my 360 for a week and the Texan lady that took my initial support call at Xbox support failed t...

 
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Destructoid thanks 142,000 triggerfingers

GamePro.com recently ran a poll within their community to vote for their favorite gaming blog. By the will of the Ares, Destructoid had a landslide victory over our beloved Kotaku (and I've also heard AOL also bought and runs a gaming b...

 
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Become big in Japan: writers wanted

We interrupt your video game Web site for this important Destructoid Network announcement. Our sister site Japanator is currently looking for new intern writers, as we are currently in the process of redesigning and are looking for some fr...

 
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Spider-Man 3 game site goes live

Ever get the feeling that you've been neglecting your spidey sense for just too long? Yeah, me neither. But hey, if you're looking for a place to momentarily quench your arachnophilia, today Activision launched the Spider-Man 3 game...

 
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Become a Destructoid blogger

The top-secret community blogs feature of Destructoid is currently under a closed beta test because frankly, it sucks ass right now. When we think it's actually worth a damn, we'll let you give it a spin. Until then, expect delays o...

 
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NextLust: Looking for a few good men or women to help the cause

Are you a complete tech junkie? Do you dream about the iPhone or any other gadget that could leave your underwear all sticky? Can you write in a smarmy enough way that would rival me on a good day? Do you want to be a part of the newest par...

 
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Server maintenace complete

Update: The little marine said "job's done" Is anyone still awake? No? Ok, good! We're going to take down the site for a few minutes into the wee hours to add some new hardware to support more simultaneous readers. Some of...

 
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PWNED! This feature is currently under maintenance

The page you have just tried to access is currently being worked on. We apologize for your incovenience.  Instead, here are the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby.  Enjoy: Yo VIP ... let's kick it Ice ice baby (vanilla) Ice ice bab...

 
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Bonus Kun's just off the home page option

If you read Destructoid 10,000 times a day, you probably love our unofficial Bonus Kun "just off the home page" feature at the bottom of the page. If you're more of a drive-by reader, you'll probably want those stories on...

 
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So who won the console? You'll know soon enough! We have hundreds possible winners with an average of 10-20 ballots each, so I'm still cutting paper. I tried filming the prep process but it's taking so long that I...   read

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Now you can track our most epic flamewars: Dtoid's top discussions

Today the Elephant man silently introduced a new Web site feature that reports the most discussed articles of the week, month, and all time. You'll find the link on the right of the Top 20 Buzz Monitor where it now reads "also see...

 
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Ubisoft dude says online gaming sites rule, we agree completely

Finally, an executive that knows what the hell they are talking about! All praise due Ubisoft UK managing director Rob Cooper, for he has prophecized that online gaming sites are the future. Straight from a genius' mouth to your eyes:S...

 
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Hey business face, send this to yer boss. Dtoid's community wants your budget

For once, gamer girl boners aside, I really just wanted to thank all of our readers, writers, contributors, tipsters, lurkers, forum spammers, and future bloggers for all of the support you've shown Destructoid. Look at that damn Alexa ...

 
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Powerful mojo is coming to Destructoid

In a few minutes we will begin making a few changes to the navigation of the web site. We've consolidated a few menus, spat a little turtle wax here and there, and are in the process of sneaking in a new feature of the site called Commu...

 
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New web site feature: track your comments

Don't you hate it when that 200+ comment article you had spent so much time on gets pushed to the 5th page and becomes impossibly hard to track after a week? Of course you do, it happens on every damn so-called Web 2.0 site. So! We'...

 
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Euros can browse porn on their Wii starting Dec. 23

In just a few short weeks, you, yes you will be able to view candid beaver shots like a good lil' boy (or girl) on your Nintendo Wii. Clearly what Nintendo had in mind when they decided to offer Web browsing with their little white box....

 
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Rock on robots

Thanks to the kindness of Destructoid, I have joined a team. Me! Part of the gang! Wow! Time to get my robot rock on. Hence the pic. That's me in my backyard. Rocking on. So, just a few tidbits for you Dtoids -- I'm a female gamebl...

 
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Dtoid shop beta -- sneak peek

Back by popular demand, it's Shoptoid! Check out our new store (New products added every month!) ARTISTS -- Submit your video game related shirt design or Destructoid Robot shirt designs to us in 300dpi and, if enough of people say the...

 
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Destructoid maintenace weekend! Yay!

As you may have noticed, we're moving your cheese again. Don't you just love it when we do that? Destructoid has a few new set of features rolling out this weekend, such as the new profiles area located on the top right corner of yo...

 
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UncleGamer interview & a Dtoid FAQ

Like Fronz, last week I was a guest on a podcast for an interview about all things Destructoid which, in retrospect, serves as a pretty good FAQ for people that don't know the history of the site (it was originally a scam to get into E3...

 
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Mastiff Games need a Web site designer

Remember La Pucelle Tactics? It was that type of game where I thought, "Damn, I should pick that up." Then, due to lack of funds, I forgot about it, and it faded into obscurity. That said, I'm glad the company has decided to m...

 
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Destructoid Ventrilo Server!

Remember our Dtoid Chat program? Well that's more out of style than Atari - Dtoid Ventrilo Server is all the rage now. What's Ventrilo? A voice chat service online that's simple to use - Destructoid now has its own server, with ...

 
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 As you may have noticed, we've moved your cheese. Destructoid is now running on a new publishing system called ElephantBlog which lets us tie in our forums to your comment accounts (and will let us do some really c...   read

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Welcome to the Japanator!

OK, so I stole the title off of NHKにようこそ!, which is a great series. So, it’s finally happened. Destructoid’s younger brother has finally come into this world, and will hopefully receive all the parent’s loving attention....

 
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A thanks to everyone

I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone here for making Destructoid what it is. From Fronz to Faith, from Sheir to Summa, from CTZ to...damn. We don't have any other writers that start with C. Anyways, the writers here have done...

 
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A thanks to everyone

I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone here for making Destructoid what it is. From Fronz to Faith, from Sheir to Summa, from CTZ to...damn. We don't have any other writers that start with C. Anyways, the writers here have done...

 
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Zoom In First of all, I'd like to apologize to all of our loyal and new readers for the down time today. Our on-the-scene Bully trial coverage received far and beyond more press than we were prepared for, which will dicta...   read

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Zoom In First of all, I'd like to apologize to all of our loyal and new readers for the down time today. Our on-the-scene Bully trial coverage received far and beyond more press than we were prepared for, which will dicta...   read

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And now back to our regular programming

Update 1 -- Ok, we're done tinkering for the night! Thanks everyone for your help as we continue to sort out the bugs and add new features. We will continue breaking the site into the evening hours all this week, just in case you missed ...

 
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The results are in and the undisputed rap champ goes to TheMemphisGrizzlies for his Dtoid/NBA 2K7 remix of Young Jeezy's Go Crazy, and also won the pity of the editors by purchasing NBA Live. My son, you have been vindicate...   read


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The Dyslexic Laywer

Ive been playing Rhythm Thief and its a very charming game but i swear to God if it forces me to do another god awful motion control

 
Nekrosys

The more I think about it, the more I realise that I actually prefer Dark Souls 3 over It just feels that much less grindy, and having the ability to respec means I can keep fine-tuning my character when I find weapons I have a preference

 
OverlordZetta

And no one was

 
Rico the Penguin

NG++ Dancer has a number of I nearmy got angry before she ultimately Then went on to massacre the next twould bosses to cleanse my certain thing that shall remain nameless will be interesting

 
vxxyman

A lot of catgirl stuff Heres a cartoon penguin for variety:

 
Gamemaniac3434

Good Explored farron keep more, Had an unhelpful guide named rico try to help me find a covenant/a video that took a stupid route to the covenenant, chatted shit with larx till me voice was sore and died over and over against the abyss Mm

 
DanteKinkade

Way too many catgirl things so, welp here is another of the boy <3

 
Parismio

Came back to ds3 and still not being summoned for Its been 20 minutes

 
OverlordZetta

Pokemon Trainers! Out of nowhere, Spain has a Shiny Yveltal event and North America and Europe have a Regular Zygarde event going Dunno if these are ORAS exclusive or if XY are included too, but be sure to grab

 
Lex

So, I heard the Attack on Titan game is coming to the west and has an online component? The models could use some work,

 
iam16bit

Just seeing all these catgirl posts is making me

 
BlazeWii

Things always get whenever I

 
Dr Mel

My job aint But they buy me coffee made the way I like usually without even And thats just

 
Torchman

No comment

 
OverlordZetta

Friendly reminder that dogs

 
MeeGhoulz

you said?Now check whats going on in the couldnt help it!

 
ScionVyse

Gonna finally download Oris Definitive Edition tomorrow, since Im going to a place with internet that I can use to I cant wait to play a better version of my 2015

 
Sailor Zebes

Gotta get in on that cat girl

 
Occams

I could watch public access tv

 
Fuzunga

Before the day is done, have another picture of best cat Bonus bunny girl included!

 
Sir Shenanigans

Sitting down with a lot of coffee and a wee slice of creme brule to WATCH The

 
DSBrad

Beyond Two Souls is no where near as smart as it wants me to think it

 
Torchman

I sometimes wonder if I quickpost too then I tell myself thats a stupid thought and keep

 
Larxinostic

100% convinced the radio station at works controlled by Internet How else to explain Never Gonna Give You Up, then Whats Going On? Yes,

 
DSBrad

Really struggled with Mirrors Edge LOVED Mirrors Edge but the open world slowed the game down so Spent some time discussing this

 
StriderHoang

Im glad Ive decided to be more liberal in spending my SP in Bravely I had 3 SP in Bravely Default literally until the final few hours of True

 
Nekrosys

So theres now a teaser for the third season of the Wakfu animated This makes me very And Mostly With some happy thrown Okay, many kinds of Im currently Just having a Rubbing my

 
Megas75

I dont really have any catgirls to So instead heres RVD turning his head into a spring

 
EdgyDude

Has anyone here played Rabi-Ribi? I heard its a pretty damn solid metroidvania but I have yet to see any more than 2 reviews for The games Steam page is loaded with positive user reviews

 

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