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MI-6 Conference 2007: BK lampoons GameDaily, talks viral poultry


May 10
// Ralph
Day One's afternoon session saw the official conference welcome from Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Peter Moore in which he intro'd the keynote speaker: one Russ Klein, head marketing cheese at Burger King.Citizen Moore pr...
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New Splinter Cell: Conviction scans; Ubisoft devs crap on the PS3 [Update]


May 07
// Niero Gonzalez
Sam's gone emo. He's also kicking ass in broad daylight and fighting crime by hurling the entire Ikea catalog at the bad guys. A Finnish gaming magazine scored an exclusive look at Splinter Cell: Conviction, noting n...
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UK GAME stores still oblivious; plot thickens


Apr 28
// David Houghton
Intrigued by Summa's report on the U.K. and Ireland's biggest gaming retail chain, GAME , not stocking Friday's PS3 release of Oblivion, I decided to make a stand for my fellow countrymen and look further into t...
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The guilty pleasures of gaming


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Apr 27
// Faith
The word hardcore when applied to gamers tends to paint a picture of a person who plays games like Halo, Grand Theft Auto, and Gears of War, not someone who sits with his little Nintendo DS and plays hours of Cooking Mama or ...
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My moves are killer, son!


Apr 20
// Faith
Behold the mighty power of the Dance Dance Revolution. With the sacred moves passed down from geek to geek, a young man will face his enemies and move in time with the music. Watch as enemies cower before the might of DDR Kid! Another sweet video from the guys at New Golden Boys who brought us the True Gaming Legends video series. [Thanks Eric!]
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Rosenblum pleads not guilty, to be put under house arrest


Apr 19
// Robert Summa
To update the alleged happenings of one very allegedly stupid person, GameLife's Andrew Rosenblum has pleaded not guilty to three counts of threatening to commit a crime and has had his bail placed at $50,000. Once Rosenb...
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Hackers continue to ruin Valve?


Apr 19
// Robert Summa
I've said this a few times, but back in college I lived and breathed Counter-Strike. In fact, I'd even say I majored in the damn game. Well, one of the biggest turn-offs to me, after a while, was the rampant hacking a...
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PS3 so hot they're practically giving them away in the UK


Apr 18
// Robert Summa
OK, well maybe hot is stretching it. How does desperate sound? According to MCV, a few UK retail outlets have slashed their PlayStation 3 prices in order to get rid of that big black meanie box. Here are the juicy details:&l...
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Nintendo's top mistakes ... evil grin


Apr 10
// Robert Summa
Attention Nintendo fanboys and gals, your precious little company is not perfect. Hell, nobody is, including me, which I know is very hard to believe. Thankfully, Games Radar has put together a list to keep all little fanati...

Remind bedridden children what they are missing with new NiGHTS game

Apr 04 // Chad Concelmo
Here's all the new information:-Three sets of Persona masks give the player new shape-shifting abilities and more ways to explore the world. Dragon mask: Transforms NiGHTS into a huge dragon and makes him resistant to wind effects.Dolphin mask: NiGHTS can change into a dolphin and explore underwater.Rocket mask: NiGHTS takes the shape of a rocket and travels at supersonic speeds.-There are seven fantastical dream worlds to explore and the unique environments of Nightopia introduce an extraordinary, magical world unlike any other.-WiiConnect24: Exchange items with friends via the network and change the scenery according to real-world seasons using the Forecast Channel.What do you think? Excited? Or did you already fall asleep halfway through reading this?
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OK, let’s see a show of hands: Who is already getting sick of hearing about NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams on the Wii? Alright, very interesting. Now, who is sick of it primarily because of the 16,000 posts...

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Attention Xbox 360 owners: You got a brick, Microsoft has some new answers


Apr 03
// Robert Summa
This new Xbox 360 is just grand. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say it's the bee's knees. But sadly, it seems there are more than a handful of reports out there of gamers' 360's crapping out on them. Be...
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PS3 in UK laughs at Titanic


Apr 03
// Robert Summa
I admit, it's not looking good for the PlayStation 3 right now. It's one thing to have sort-of-steady sales in the States, but the PlayStation bread was always nicely buttered in the UK and without that support, even ...
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Think before you poke your Mii


Mar 23
// Faith
Do you think it's possible for a Nintendo Wii Mii to feel? Well, X-Play believes so and they decided to show us what really goes on in the life of a Mii in this eye-opening segment. From Mii Bill trying to escape the h...
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Mexican state fights back against GRAW with all out seizure


Mar 23
// Robert Summa
Now this is how you fight against video games! There are no pansy-like court hearings or cry baby legislative tactics, no, this is a no-holds-barred "I'm gonna take yo sh*t" style of banning. According to Juare...
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Microsoft's got a raging clue for Xbox Live fraud


Mar 21
// Robert Summa
In response to some stories and tales floating around over the past couple weeks about Xbox Live fraud that has been going on (accounts hacked and gamertags stolen), Microsoft has responded by saying that they are aware of th...
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Nintendo: Wii hard drive is a no go ... suckers


Mar 19
// Robert Summa
Nintendo, lovers of innovation and customer appreciation (sinister smile), have come out and confirmed that the Wii will not have an external hard drive for those who wanted such a convenience. Check it out:Nintendo has dismi...
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Anamanaguchi: UK Tour, no more


Mar 14
// Analog Pidgin
In an unfortunate turn for UK fans of New York's Anamanaguchi, the band was detained earlier this week at Glasgow airport. Why were they denied? Apparently, they were too good to be allowed into the country. Perhaps the S...
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GDC 2007: Yes, the Wii is a piece of sh*t ... I didn't say it


Mar 08
// Robert Summa
Well well, looks like I'm not the only one a little disappointed with the Wii's capabilities. Take a look at this gem unearthed by IGN today at GDC. Combined with what Sony did today and what we've seen from Micr...
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Capcom shutting down Resident Evil Outbreak servers


Mar 04
// Nick Chester
Last week, when Konami decided to pull the plug on their servers that backed Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence's online play, the community was up in arms. You see, that's a game that people still actually play; it was...
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Man goes flacid during drunk Tetris sex


Mar 03
// Niero Gonzalez
There's nothing more entertaining than laughing at other people's sexual dysfunctions, especially when they involve Nintendo games. Rocksteady from the NeoGaf forums posted a cautionary encounter with more Tetris and ...
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Nintendo at GDC = crickets


Mar 02
// Robert Summa
In case you were wondering why we didn't mention anything about Nintendo in our news about next week's Game Developer's Conference, well Chris Kohler over at Wired has a bit of information as to why. Check it out...
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Sony gives Kotaku the finger (update)


Mar 01
// Robert Summa
Sony 1, Kotaku 1Or I guess depending on how you look at it, maybe Kotaku won. Who knows? But what I do know is that Brian Crecente has big brass balls and my blogger in arms stood up to Sony and seems to have gotten disinvit...
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Still playing Metal Gear 3 online? Say goodbye come April 3 ... suckers


Feb 27
// Robert Summa
If you're one of the proud and few still playing Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence online, then you're going to be in for a very rude awakening on April 3 as Konami shuts down the online function of the title. 1UP was ...
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If it seems too good to be true ...


Feb 26
// Faith
If you went to your mailbox one morning and found an Xbox 360 shipped to your home by mistake, would you keep it? What if it strangely contained a note to ship the package to Africa and provided you the stamps to do so, wou...
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Developer tales: The true story of an abused game tester


Feb 23
// Robert Summa
[Editor's note: What you are about to read is a true story of an industry veteran and loyal Destructoid reader who has been in the business for some time. Names have been left out to protect the identity of those involved, bu...
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Rabid fans go through 7 faulty 360's; still undaunted


Feb 23
// Colette Bennett
The term "fanboy" has never been more rightfully earned. Meet Rob and Mindy Cunningham, whose loyalty to the Xbox brand is simply inconceivable. In the past year and a half, the Cunninghams have gone through SEVEN d...
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PS3 Titanic loses another passenger


Feb 22
// Robert Summa
The age of exclusives is crawling to an end faster than Lindsay Lohan's career (you see, 'cause I'm Hollywood now, I can say such things). The latest headshot to Sony's PlayStation 3 is the confirmation toda...
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Ninty dominates Amazon: SNES > PS3?


Feb 17
// Niero Gonzalez
Fanboys will have a field day with Amazon's public Top 25 video game sales list, which is completely overrun by Nintendo products. Among the usual suspects from the Wii camp is one strange surprise -- the SUPER NINTENDO i...
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Tokyo kid murders family for mad tokens


Feb 17
// Niero Gonzalez
Our strange Asian counterpart spotted a story of a hardcore gamer gone wrong ... and dumb. Apparently a university student was having trouble with his arcade habit RL-fragged both a man and his dear old mum. Luckily he was a...
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Gran Turismo causing wrecks? No. Stupid kids causing wrecks [UPDATE]


Feb 17
// Earnest Cavalli
The Times Online has a story up about one Christopher Hayden, a 19-year-old British gentleman, who undoubtedly is hated by both his parents and his local pastor for being an especially stupid boy. You see, Mr. Hayden took it...

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