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Retro X: Arcade

These retro X-Men games are truly terrible

Bless 'em for trying, but the retro inspired mini-games 20th Century Fox cooked up to promote X-Men: Apocalypse are pretty damn terrible. Tenuously tied to the film as a throwback to the '80s when the movie is set, Retro X: Arcade is a set ...

 
Sega 3D Classics review
When I was growing up, there were Sega kids and Nintendo kids. Initially I was part of the latter clan, before wising up and embracing all walks of gaming. All of those conversations about how Sonic was cooler than Mario, or ...   read

James Bond' GoldenEye 007 photo
James Bond' GoldenEye 007

N64 classic GoldenEye 007 is getting remade in Doom

Modder demo_the_doomer has taken up an odd job recently: rebuilding GoldenEye 007 as a Doom mod.  Hey, you got to stay busy, elsewise you die, whether you're remaking an old game in a different old game or working towards being able t...

 
$5,000 gold NES photo
$5,000 gold NES

Which one of you clowns gonna drop $5,000 on a 24k gold NES?

Maybe you remember the Analogue NT from two years back. This bougie boutique is an "NES made of aircraft-grade aluminum." But when you have a specialty product with limited appeal and a high price -- the aluminum version is $500 -- the corr...

 
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Hall of Fame

These are the latest nominations for the World Video Game Hall of Fame

The Strong National Museum of Play has announced the 15 finalists nominated to be inducted into the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Following "thousands" of votes from over 100 countries around the world, the final winners will be announced ...

 
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ATARI

100-game Atari collection now available on PC

Remember when Atari games used to be good? Yeah, me neither. It was before my time, you see. I'm more familiar with the Atari that has spent the past couple decades floundering, changing hands, bullying indies, and remaining afloat by explo...

 
Jesus photo
Jesus

Jesus: The Terrifying Bio-Monster

Jesus: The Terrifying Bio Monster is a 1989 Nintendo Famicom adventure game developed by Enix and published by King Records in Japan. It's a pretty straight-forward port of a 1987 PC title simply called Jesus, but with worse graphics and s...

 
Cool-ass looking game photo
Cool-ass looking game

Impressive! 8-bit Castlevania-inspired Brave Earth looks legit

Brave Earth: Prologue was announced in 2011 and we last wrote about it 4 years ago. The latest game from I Wanna Be The Guy developer Michael "Kayin" O'Reilly' has popped up on Steam Greenlight (where it needs your votes to land on the gam...

 
GTA Pokemon photo
GTA Pokemon

GTA doesn't look half bad in the Pokemon style

Mashups are a dime a dozen, but people can really nail it sometimes. That's definitely the case here. Content creator Hat-Loving Gamer crafted a loving homage to both the Grand Theft Auto and Pokemon series, and really, ...

 
Devil Daggers
I had no knowledge of Devil Daggers until about two weeks ago, when the developers contacted us through our tips email. The name was intriguing enough, but after a hurried look, it subsequently faded from my memory and b...   read

Strafe trailer photo
Strafe trailer

Strafe will bring you to your knees

Electronic Arts once famously asked in an ad “can a computer make you cry?” Today, we have the answer. Just try to watch the latest emotionally charged trailer for Strafe, the goriest shooter of 1996, without shedding a tear or ...

 
Software Library photo
Software Library

Play JezzBall and tons of other Windows 3.1 games in your browser

I had the good fortune of being introduced to the console and PC arena almost simultaneously. As such, I grew up with a wide variety of different games, but the 90s PC era was one of my consistent favorites. While waiting for great RPGs lik...

 
Shakedown Hawaii photo
Shakedown Hawaii

Yeah, Shakedown Hawaii still looks awesome

Following the announcement back in November, Vblank is showing new footage for Shakedown Hawaii, and the project is really coming along. Set for a PC, PS4, Vita, and 3DS release, this time, the style is going for a 16-bit look. As for the W...

 
Punk photo
Punk

PUP's new music video makes good use of classic games

Earlier today, Darren passed along this music video for Torontonian punk band PUP's song "DVP" as a thing we might be interested in covering, and he made the right call. Always bet on Darren. The video, directed by Jeremy Schaulin-Rioux, is...

 
Sega photo
Sega

Surprise! That Sega 'classic' announcement hype was Sega 3D Classics Collection

Remember when Sega said a new announcement was coming today, and that classic gaming fans should be excited? Well, I don't think you're going to be very excited. Sega has confirmed that it is indeed the Sega 3D Classics Collection for ...

 
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pıoɹʇǝ

This pıoɹʇǝɯ ɹǝdns mod is pretty damn rad

There's no better time to talk about retro games than during AGDQ's recent runs, and Super Metroid is of course a classic. This crazy mod, dubbed the "perspective hack," shifts the entire camera around and flips the world on its ...

 
Game Boy photo
Game Boy

Game Boy themed Alien Dinosaurs coming to PC, 3DS and Wii U

Although the digital era gets a lot of [mostly justified] flak, it's done a lot of good as well. Indie teams can generally whip up an awesome project or retro homage in a fraction of the development time, and put it right on Steam Greenlig...

 
Virtual Console photo
Virtual Console

No, this isn't a Virtual Console game, it's a PS4 re-release

Do not adjust your television set -- what you're seeing is a brand new PS4 game, set to drop in Japan early next year. Yep, Mebius and Clarice Games have taken it upon themselves to resurrect the Bases Loaded franchise (Moero!! Pro Yak...

 
NES Xmas photo
NES Xmas

This 1989 Christmas footage of a child getting an NES is adorable

For a lot of gamers, some of their fondest memories lead back to the holidays. Opening gigantic boxes to find consoles inside is one of the greatest feelings in the world as a kid, and that's just what iretrogamer decided to share with us....

 
Why? photo
Why?

Coleco announces new cartridge-based console

Are you old enough to remember the ColecoVision console from the '80s? Do you yearn for the days of old when games came on cartridges and everything had a nice physical manual? Do you often buy into new consoles announced with no hardware d...

 
Review: Turok
The year was 1997 and ten-year-old me was obsessed with two things, dinosaurs and video games. Imagine my excitement when the latest issue of GamePro magazine arrived in my mailbox informing me of an upcoming game where I got...   read

History! photo
History!

Nintendo rejected this Super Mario Bros. 3 PC pitch by Doom developer id

John Romero of id Software fame just released this video of a Super Mario Bros. 3 PC port John Carmack and John Romero made to show Nintendo in order to get the license for the PC version. Nintendo would ultimately decline the offer, but i...

 
GoldenEye photo
GoldenEye

Phil Spencer: GoldenEye 64 rights are 'challenging,' has looked at it 'many times'

This week, Phil Spencer mused on the idea of working with Nintendo to bring Minecraft to the Wii U, stating that it has been a positive experience. It's a noble partnership of sorts, but people really want to know if this can lead to m...

 
John Stamos, be my dad photo
John Stamos, be my dad

Uncle Jesse's favorite game of all time is a creepy retro game

It is December, and the news has been mostly slow. I decided to do what any responsible reporter would do and ask John Stamos, aka Uncle Jesse from Full House, aka the guy that was better than Clooney on ER, what his favorite video game of ...

 
Favorite game quiz photo
Favorite game quiz

Kill your darlings, create a definitive list of your favorite games

A test to sort your favorite games has been making the rounds on social media over the past few days. Normally I ignore this sort of thing, but when it seemed to push our own Jonathan Holmes into an existential crisis earlier today, I start...

 
Retro photo
Retro

Retro City Rampage sequel, 'Shakedown Hawaii' announced

Developer Vblank has announced a brand new follow-up to Retro City Rampage titled Shakedown Hawaii. It will be released on PS4, Vita, 3DS, and PC at some point, and updates the original aesthetic with 16-bit visuals. The storyline tak...

 
Super Star Wars
I'm really surprised that Super Star Wars is getting a re-release in 2015. No, not because "it's old," but rather the fact that it's an exceedingly unforgiving retro game, which doesn't really gel with the hand-holding landscape of modern gaming. While some elements haven't aged all that well, it's still very much a classic.   read

Bubsy on Greenlight photo
Bubsy on Greenlight

#SaveBubsy

Almost did a spit-take when I saw this slide into my inbox today. Apparently, Retroism is on the quest to save Bubsy (yes, the platforming feline with radical CATtitude) and wants your help to do it. They're re-releasing two of Bubsy's &ldq...

 
Odin Sphere photo
Odin Sphere

Want to play an 8-bit version of Odin Sphere in your browser? Take to Twitter

Atlus of Japan has just announced a neat little promotion for their upcoming ports of Odin Sphere. If 28,888 people tweet out that they're interested, we'll unlock an 8-bit browser version of the game. Based on the footage it looks like a ...

 
Rare console prototype photo
Rare console prototype

That Nintendo PlayStation works!

Real or fake, I was fascinated by that so-called Nintendo PlayStation. The system, a sort of Super Nintendo with a CD drive, was produced through a partnership with Sony but never saw a commercial release. The machines are exceedingly rare,...

 

Jordan DevoreFeatured blogger

Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst...

 

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Fire Emblem Fates reacquired! Debating if I want to put a pause on Bravely Second (hah!) or finish it before getting back to

 
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Been catching up on the GX3 panels now that most of them are The Bayonetta one is really

 
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Chromie is one of my favorite Warcraft characters, so Im happy about her inclusion in Listen to her adorable voice acting in WoD! Every days great at your Bronze Dragonshrine!

 
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Thought it was Wednesday today so I didnt go see Civil Going 11:40AM Friday morning, I hear its fantastic!

 
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Flegma

Given that Im level 30+ in Lost Reavers, Ill do a quick write-up on it this Jeds got the gist of it, except that real money has nothing to with buying ammo and health elixirs - unless theyve changed it in the past couple of

 
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I sense an uptick in people naming their pet birds pickle pee and pump a

 
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So, yeah, I have to agree with everybody that the gameplay in Overwatch is pretty The gametypes suck, though! The fact that theres only two and I dont like either one is pretty much a

 
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Alright so I have Nano Assault EX, Retro City Rampage: DX and Shantae and the Pirates Who wants?

 
Dangus Taargus

Just finished Doom II for the first This Arch-vile will be visiting me in my sleep tonight, as its the most terrifying enemy in any video game save for that thing that follows you around in Pikmin

 
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Aw Maximilian Dood released his Assist Me film He released it on his stream and it was crazy cause you couldnt tell when it was live or if his movie was Confused the hell out of the

 
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New Persona 5 character reveals be all like

 
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Just another day in the

 
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Hey Overwatch, I dont want to play 100 matches in a Can you not immediately thrust me into another game?

 
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Im still enjoying Overwatch enough but Im feeling like Im closer to cancelling my Theres one or two things I dont like in there and Im feeling like Ive played enough with this Fun but maybe not £35 fun for me? Not sure just

 
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I know its all everyones talking about, but I have to say: Overwatch is the most fun Ive had in an FPS for a long Planning to pick up the full game day one! Also Lucio is best character, dont @

 
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North American Splatfest for May is Fancy Party Costume Party!

 
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