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12:45 PM on 05.16.2013

Podtoid 253: Flogging Yourself on a Rustic Dildo

On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo.&...

Jim Sterling

11:45 AM on 05.09.2013

Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka's Skeleton Warriors

On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has c...

Jim Sterling

4:45 PM on 05.02.2013

Podtoid 251: Gordon Ramsay's Moist Dumpster

On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfri...

Jim Sterling

11:45 AM on 04.25.2013

Podtoid 250: Dangerous Salad On My Face

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood.  Els...

Jim Sterling





1:30 PM on 04.18.2013

Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity

On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ...

Jim Sterling

3:45 PM on 04.11.2013

Podtoid 248: Jizz Soup For The Soul

Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk ...

Jim Sterling

12:00 PM on 04.04.2013

Podtoid 247: The Mayor of Fellatio Town

Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio To...

Jim Sterling

11:30 AM on 03.28.2013

Podtoid 246: Suck A Duck Boner

Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why...

Jim Sterling

1:00 PM on 03.21.2013

Podtoid 245: Don't Body-Shame Elizabeth Berkley

On this week's protesting Podtoid, the crew laments having to record a show on time due to people insisting things be organized, Elizabeth Berkley is absolutely perfect, and Jonathan Holmes hosts a butt auction. As usual, Tre...

Jim Sterling

10:30 AM on 03.14.2013

Podtoid 244: Pope Spunky Biscuit

On this week's Popetoid, the gang tries its hand at hilarious topical humor ... and naturally fails. Jonathan Holmes also becomes not one, but TWO professional wrestlers, and learns the ancient art of cum tributes. As if that...

Jim Sterling

11:00 AM on 03.08.2013

Podtoid 243: Do I Wanna Defend Balls?

It's a laid back episode this week. People are tired, stressed, but keen to talk shop! SimCity gets the savaging it deserves, while Trent Reznor's up to his ol' texting tricks. Elsewhere, Jim's ludicrous PC problems are fully...

Jim Sterling

11:30 AM on 02.28.2013

Podtoid 242: Welcome to Monkey Hell

On this week's Podtoid, we get TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches -- a sequel to The 40-Year-Old Virgin and an all-new tale of betrayal and monkey poo. Elsewhere, Jim's started getting overly familiar texts from Trent Reznor, and...

Jim Sterling

11:15 AM on 02.22.2013

Podtoid 241: Man-Pig Milk

On this week's post-PS4 episode of Podtoid, the gang naturally discusses the PlayStation 4. The games, the hardware, and the online plans are all analyzed and talked about, almost as if this were a videogame podcast. Elsewher...

Jim Sterling

11:30 AM on 02.14.2013

Podtoid 240: Uncle Ben's Hot Piss

On this week's mournful Podtoid, the fate of Aliens: Colonial Marines is lamented and there's only one person to blame -- Jonathan Holmes, who shirked his duty and let Uncle Ben die. Outside of that, the gang puts on a dark p...

Jim Sterling

12:00 PM on 02.07.2013

Podtoid 239: Oprah's Licking Your Hammy Eggy Face

On this week's high octane Podtoid, the gang decides to cash in on Jurassic Park, we find sordid new uses for glow sticks, and Jonathan Holmes become Breakfast Boy to the delight of an American TV icon. Oh, and we discuss the...

Jim Sterling





11:45 AM on 01.31.2013

Podtoid 238: Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint

[Incredibly Important Note: The full title is Homeless Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint, but that was too big for the Destructoid headline. I need you ALL to know this!] On this week's Podtoid, the gang ponde...

Jim Sterling