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Podtoid 263: Coconut Milk Enema


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Aug 01
// Jim Sterling
On this week's spiffy Podtoid, the gang discusses the noble history of chungus, and how Jonathan Holmes' chunghole makes for the perfect coconut drinking experience. We also discuss a dark future in which Reggie Fils-Aime bec...
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Podtoid 262: Thems Is Quality Testicles


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Jul 25
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, we're forced to talk about videogames because Jim didn't come up with any half-baked ideas. Nevertheless, we still get to enjoy Jonathan's new Kickstarter idea in which our intrepid hosts will bump the...
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Podtoid 261: The Artistic Integrity of Aqua


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Jul 18
// Jim Sterling
It's a shorter Podtoid this week, but we pack a lot of those ca-RAZY belly laffs into the party. We get not one, but TWO Gordon Ramsay television pitches. We get not one, but TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches. We get to hear abo...
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Podtoid 260: Wet Chicken Fingers


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Jul 11
// Jim Sterling
On this week's almighty Podtoid, the Matt Borealis saga reaches its ghastly conclusion, Eliza Dushku plans to go see Pacific Rim with a Cherry Coke, and chickens are eaten for terrifying purposes. Also, Jonathan Holmes begins...
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Podtoid 259: Casper The Cummy Ghost


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Jul 04
// Jim Sterling
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Hollywood by starring in a V for Vendetta sequel AND appearing as spunky ghosts in horror films. Jim reboots He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, whi...
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Podtoid 258: Dr. Dickman's Cursed Penis


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Jun 27
// Jim Sterling
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes stars in the new hit TV series Soda Baby, we discuss the increasingly controversial David Boreanaz/Matt Borealis situation, and Willem Dafoe offers his hexed penis in the name ...
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Podtoid 257: Pikmin's Secret Dick


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Jun 20
// Jim Sterling
This week's Podtoid is naturally led by the megaton announcement of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM removal policies. Be amazed at how we can talk about it without getting all smug! There's also plenty of obligatory post-E3 talk, an...
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Podtoid 256: A Perverted, Bad Attitude Rebel


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Jun 07
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally stands trial for perverse rebellion, Gordon Ramsay becomes the Kitchen Gladiator, and the gang discusses censoring itself for network television. Elsewhere, Holmes muses on peni...
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Podtoid 255: Semen Milking Squeeze of the Dragoness


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May 30
// Jim Sterling
Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be ...
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Podtoid 254: A Cup Of Blanka's Sperm


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May 23
// Jim Sterling
On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the c...
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Podtoid 253: Flogging Yourself on a Rustic Dildo


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May 16
// Jim Sterling
On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo.&...
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Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka's Skeleton Warriors


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May 09
// Jim Sterling
On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has c...
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Podtoid 251: Gordon Ramsay's Moist Dumpster


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May 02
// Jim Sterling
On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfri...
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Podtoid 250: Dangerous Salad On My Face


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Apr 25
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood.  Els...
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Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity


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Apr 18
// Jim Sterling
On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ...
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Podtoid 248: Jizz Soup For The Soul


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Apr 11
// Jim Sterling
Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk ...
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Podtoid 247: The Mayor of Fellatio Town


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Apr 04
// Jim Sterling
Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio To...
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Podtoid 246: Suck A Duck Boner


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Mar 28
// Jim Sterling
Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why...
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Podtoid 245: Don't Body-Shame Elizabeth Berkley


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Mar 21
// Jim Sterling
On this week's protesting Podtoid, the crew laments having to record a show on time due to people insisting things be organized, Elizabeth Berkley is absolutely perfect, and Jonathan Holmes hosts a butt auction. As usual, Tre...
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Podtoid 244: Pope Spunky Biscuit


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Mar 14
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Popetoid, the gang tries its hand at hilarious topical humor ... and naturally fails. Jonathan Holmes also becomes not one, but TWO professional wrestlers, and learns the ancient art of cum tributes. As if that...
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Podtoid 243: Do I Wanna Defend Balls?


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Mar 08
// Jim Sterling
It's a laid back episode this week. People are tired, stressed, but keen to talk shop! SimCity gets the savaging it deserves, while Trent Reznor's up to his ol' texting tricks. Elsewhere, Jim's ludicrous PC problems are fully...
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Podtoid 242: Welcome to Monkey Hell


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Feb 28
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, we get TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches -- a sequel to The 40-Year-Old Virgin and an all-new tale of betrayal and monkey poo. Elsewhere, Jim's started getting overly familiar texts from Trent Reznor, and...
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Podtoid 241: Man-Pig Milk


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Feb 22
// Jim Sterling
On this week's post-PS4 episode of Podtoid, the gang naturally discusses the PlayStation 4. The games, the hardware, and the online plans are all analyzed and talked about, almost as if this were a videogame podcast. Elsewher...
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Podtoid 240: Uncle Ben's Hot Piss


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Feb 14
// Jim Sterling
On this week's mournful Podtoid, the fate of Aliens: Colonial Marines is lamented and there's only one person to blame -- Jonathan Holmes, who shirked his duty and let Uncle Ben die. Outside of that, the gang puts on a dark p...
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Podtoid 239: Oprah's Licking Your Hammy Eggy Face


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Feb 07
// Jim Sterling
On this week's high octane Podtoid, the gang decides to cash in on Jurassic Park, we find sordid new uses for glow sticks, and Jonathan Holmes become Breakfast Boy to the delight of an American TV icon. Oh, and we discuss the...
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Podtoid 238: Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint


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Jan 31
// Jim Sterling
[Incredibly Important Note: The full title is Homeless Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint, but that was too big for the Destructoid headline. I need you ALL to know this!] On this week's Podtoid, the gang ponde...
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Podtoid 237: A Bucket of Ghost Poo


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Jan 24
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, we have a bumper length episode, and loads of tidy chat! We discuss Victorian punishments for an ungrateful Jonathan, we become ghosts for hire with magic ghostly bricks, and a Kickstarter is formed in...
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Podtoid 236: Give My Scarecrow A Blowjob


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Jan 17
// Jim Sterling
This week's Podtoid mixes hot debate with hot milk, as we take a trip to the Dirty Diary, answer a listener's call to reduce our gay content, and open a new museum in which Jonathan Holmes saves the Human League from horny sc...
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Podtoid 235: Acoustic Vulva


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Jan 10
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, it seems Jonathan Holmes can't help breaking the anus embargo conceived for his own benefit! Elsewhere, he becomes a Highlander, and eats feces in the name of charity and Hideki Kamiya. There's also a ...






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