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11:00 AM on 07.18.2013

Podtoid 261: The Artistic Integrity of Aqua

It's a shorter Podtoid this week, but we pack a lot of those ca-RAZY belly laffs into the party. We get not one, but TWO Gordon Ramsay television pitches. We get not one, but TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches. We get to hear abo...

Jim Sterling





11:30 AM on 07.11.2013

Podtoid 260: Wet Chicken Fingers

On this week's almighty Podtoid, the Matt Borealis saga reaches its ghastly conclusion, Eliza Dushku plans to go see Pacific Rim with a Cherry Coke, and chickens are eaten for terrifying purposes. Also, Jonathan Holmes begins...

Jim Sterling

10:00 AM on 07.04.2013

Podtoid 259: Casper The Cummy Ghost

On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Hollywood by starring in a V for Vendetta sequel AND appearing as spunky ghosts in horror films. Jim reboots He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, whi...

Jim Sterling

3:00 PM on 06.27.2013

Podtoid 258: Dr. Dickman's Cursed Penis

On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes stars in the new hit TV series Soda Baby, we discuss the increasingly controversial David Boreanaz/Matt Borealis situation, and Willem Dafoe offers his hexed penis in the name ...

Jim Sterling

11:30 AM on 06.20.2013

Podtoid 257: Pikmin's Secret Dick

This week's Podtoid is naturally led by the megaton announcement of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM removal policies. Be amazed at how we can talk about it without getting all smug! There's also plenty of obligatory post-E3 talk, an...

Jim Sterling

11:45 AM on 06.07.2013

Podtoid 256: A Perverted, Bad Attitude Rebel

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally stands trial for perverse rebellion, Gordon Ramsay becomes the Kitchen Gladiator, and the gang discusses censoring itself for network television. Elsewhere, Holmes muses on peni...

Jim Sterling

12:30 PM on 05.30.2013

Podtoid 255: Semen Milking Squeeze of the Dragoness

Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be ...

Jim Sterling

3:15 PM on 05.23.2013

Podtoid 254: A Cup Of Blanka's Sperm

On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the c...

Jim Sterling

12:45 PM on 05.16.2013

Podtoid 253: Flogging Yourself on a Rustic Dildo

On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo.&...

Jim Sterling

11:45 AM on 05.09.2013

Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka's Skeleton Warriors

On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has c...

Jim Sterling

4:45 PM on 05.02.2013

Podtoid 251: Gordon Ramsay's Moist Dumpster

On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfri...

Jim Sterling

11:45 AM on 04.25.2013

Podtoid 250: Dangerous Salad On My Face

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood.  Els...

Jim Sterling





1:30 PM on 04.18.2013

Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity

On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ...

Jim Sterling

3:45 PM on 04.11.2013

Podtoid 248: Jizz Soup For The Soul

Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk ...

Jim Sterling

12:00 PM on 04.04.2013

Podtoid 247: The Mayor of Fellatio Town

Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio To...

Jim Sterling

11:30 AM on 03.28.2013

Podtoid 246: Suck A Duck Boner

Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why...

Jim Sterling