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Podtoid 292: Sexy Hamburglar

Apr 30 // Kyle MacGregor
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The latest episode of Podtoid, Destructoid's videogame news podcast, is ready and waiting to be absorbed into your earholes. This time around, Steven, Darren, Brett, and Kyle (that's me!) discuss the virtues of Arby's, JRPGs,...

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All aboard!
This week on Podtoid, Destructoid's videogame podcast, Kyle MacGregor and Laura Kate Dale welcome Shovel Knight artmancer Nick Wozniak and gameplay programmer Ian Flood to the show. The occasion? Our favorite platfo...

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Podtoid Questions

Podtoid 291 records tonight, with special guest Yacht Club Games!

For shovelry!
Apr 16
// Kyle MacGregor
Shovel Knight is zeroing in on its highly anticipated Xbox One and PlayStation Network launches, so we've decided to invite the fine folks at Yacht Club Games to talk about their creation. We plan to share our opinions on the game, pick the team's brain, and spark some insightful discourse with your listener questions. But we need the questions first! You know what to do.

Podtoid 290: Man Milk

Apr 16 // Kyle MacGregor
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A moment on the nips...
On the latest Podtoid, the usual suspects return to discuss milking Brett Makedonski, outlandish alcoholic beverages, sports, airplane engine fires, Applebee's, Polish hotels... Also, videogames. You can subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or listen via direct download. 

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Podtoid can has questionz

Podtoid records today, ask us questions

Apr 09
// Kyle MacGregor
What will we talk about on tonight's episode of Podtoid? I really have no clue.  Ya boy Steven Hansen and I are both playing MLB 15 The Show, but Donski insists nobody wants to hear us talk about that, which means we need your listener questions. Ask them below.

Podtoid 289: Bloodborne Amiibo

Apr 06
// Kyle MacGregor
This week on Podtoid the cast welcomes special guest Darren Nakamura to discuss Bloodborne, the latest Nintendo news,  Assassin's Creed Chronicles, and the demise of PlayStation Home. You can subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or listen via direct download.
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Podtoid 288

Podtoid 288: Tim Schafer likes cat butts

Don't we all?
Mar 19
// Kyle MacGregor
The Podtoid gang returns from GDC, PAX East, and EGX Rezzed to discuss the horrors they've witnessed out in the real world, fighting illness and fatigue to report on Tim Schafer's affinity for kitty bottom, and other thi...

Podtoid 287: Ya boy be hoopin'

Feb 24 // Kyle MacGregor
Hella hoop hoop
This week on Podtoid, oh hey, Podtoid is back from the dead. Also, Kyle MacGregor, Brett Makedonski, Laura Kate Dale, and Steven Hansen discuss hot new releases Life is Strange and The Order: 1886, Donski's strange amiibo addiction, and Steven's plan to start a basketball cabal. Listen to the re;birth via direct download or do that iTunes thing if you're nasty.

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Podtoid 286: Dreams of Island Dictatorship

This show still exists
Apr 30
// Caitlin Cooke
We're back! This week Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Caitlin Cooke chat about PAX East, why every videogame is basically Earthbound, and why Firefly is the best thing since sliced bread and nobody else should say anything differently ever. We also learn more about Conrad's regime over his imaginary island! Listen to it via direct download or through iTunes.

Podtoid 285: Child-Child

Balls to the wall
Mar 26
// Max Scoville
This week on Podtoid, we talked extensively about video games, as well as Cheech & Chong, Tim Schafer, and Macauley Caulkin. But we also suffered some major technical difficulties, so we lost about an hour of the conversa...
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Here we are again, my darlings. This week, Max Scoville, Jonathan Holmes, and Conrad Zimmerman discuss getting old, The Offspring, the collapse of society in the coming decades, and the fact that Spider-Man was touched as a child by a man named Skip. No, for real. Also, video games are mentioned briefly. Here's your direct download link, and here's the ol' iTunes link.


Podtoid 283: Maxine Legroom & 'A.F.' Massages

Plus, actual video game talk
Mar 11
// Max Scoville
After a longer-than-normal hiatus, the gang is back together this week to discuss Max's trip to Japan, Jonathan's old dirty magazines, Caitlin's casting choices for The Last of Us movie, and Conrad's beard compatibility. Get your direct download here, and as always, you can find us on iTunes.

Podtoid 282: Don't do your parents' drugs

and never meet your heroes
Feb 10
// Conrad Zimmerman
This week on Podtoid, Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Andy Dixon warn about the dangers of consuming prescription drugs intended for your parents. Plus, talk about the reaction to King's unsavory trademark actions, Double Fine's Amnesia Fortnight jam, and Jazzpunk. Put it in your earholes via direct download or subscribe on iTunes.
More gross talking voices
This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes, Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Caitlin Cooke discuss their latest gaming experiences, including Conrad playing Awesomenauts, Caitlin's obsession with The Price Is Right, Andy Dixon's...

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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 281 records today! ASK QUESTIONS HERE!

We might answer them
Jan 31
// mrandydixon
Another week, another chance for you to ask questions about videogames and water buffaloes and shit. YOU ARE SO EXCITED! So what are you waiting for? ASK QUESTIONS! Holmes, Conrad, Caitlin, and I will be donning our long underwear and recording Podtoid in just a few moments, so you'd better act fast. Fast like a six-legged turtle-like creature.
Awww, baby.
This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is once again dead in a chemical fire, so it's just Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Max Scoville. The gang discusses forklift missions, sex, babies, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and The Fugees' breakthrough 1996 hip-hop album "The Score." Here's your direct download! Or, go check us out on iTunes.

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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 280 records today, ask us questions!

Or don't. See if I care.
Jan 24
// mrandydixon
Barring technical difficulties, your regular gang of manly misfits will be recording Podtoid in just mere minutes. Got any questions for Max, Conrad, Jonathan, or yours truly? ASK AWAY!

Podtoid 279: Troy Baker's Next-Gen Ice Bucket

Also: Beards
Jan 22
// Max Scoville
An outbreak of evil fungus resulted in the untimely deaths (and scheduling conflicts) of Jonathan Holmes and Andy Dixon, so this week's gritty post-apocalyptic Podtoid is only Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Caitlin Cooke...
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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 279 records today, ask us questions!

Ask us your questions NOW
Jan 17
// mrandydixon
Max, Conrad, Jonathan, and yours truly (also possibly Caitlin!) will be up to our ears in Podtoid potty talk in just a few minutes. Got any questions for us to not answer?
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Excerpt from Podtoid #278
In case you missed yesterday's episode of Podtoid, or you're one of those people who won't do anything for more than ten minutes, here's a brief excerpt in which Jonathan Holmes shocks the rest of the cast with news of Nintendo's fascist removal of cartoon buttocks from Chibi-Robo!: Photo Finder.

Trigger Warning: Battletoads
This week, Caitlin Cooke joins us via Jonathan Holmes' pet dog "Air-Bud" to discuss the cultural importance of Battletoads, Oxycontin use in the 90s, Senran Kagura lore and subtlety, anus chocolates, and probably some other s...

Sup Holmes gets dismal with Lisa's Austin Jorgensen

Jan 12 // Jonathan Holmes
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Get to know the people that make great videogames
This week on Sup Holmes we welcome Austin Jorgensen to the program. Austin is a professional martial artist and part time hunk, but that hasn't stopped him from setting forth on developing one of the most unhinged role playin...

Podtoid 277: Geralt of Rivia, Slayer of Kissing Teens

Jan 06 // Max Scoville
Oh, and here's a nice excerpt: [embed]268517:52111:0[/embed]
Like a disgusting, vulgar Phoenix, Podtoid once again rises from its feculent ashes. This time around, the roster consists of Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Andy Dixon. Join them as they discuss Witchers, big crabs, Molemen, facial hair, and very briefly... videogames. Here's the direct download link and go subscribe on iTunes right here!

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The Dismal Jesters, Virt and Buddy join the cast of Lisa

The cute and disturbing RPG has new guests
Nov 30
// Jonathan Holmes
Lisa (the painful, boundary-pushing RPG) really sparked conversation when we posted about it last week. It seems to have picked up quite a few supporters since then as well. As of Thanksgiving, the game has been fully funded ...

Podtoid 276: Ron Perlman's Chrome Halloween Cock

Podtoid hits the Destructoid frontpage every Thursday!
Oct 31
// Jim Sterling
It's the Halloween special, and the gang resurrects a long-dead friend -- MAX SCOVILLE! Yes, the former Podtoid co-host Dtoid Show star is back ... and he may be a regular fixture. He joins the group to discuss Val Kilmer's H...

Podtoid 275: A Moment on the Nips

Podtoid hits the Destructoid frontpage every Thursday!
Oct 24
// Jim Sterling
On this week's episode, the gang opens an authentic Vietnamese restaurant with Jonathan "Lucky Dragon" Holmes' genuine recipes, while Willem Dafoe suffers a nipple-flavored curse at the hands of Brad Dourif. Elsewhere, there ...

Podtoid 274: Twilight Reborn

Podtoid hits the Destructoid frontpage every Thursday!
Oct 17
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens Boston's best fetish dungeon, Jonathan Holmes preserves the sperm of the greatest living human, Paul Stanley encourages his friends, and stalkers get stalked by stalkers who stalk stalke...

Podtoid 273: Julia Child's Ghost Penis

Podtoid hits the Destructoid frontpage every Thursday!
Oct 10
// Jim Sterling
Danny Baranowsky is in the house, back with the Podtoid gang by popular demand. The game composer is on hand to talk about Jonathan going face-down-ass-up, Conrad pottering about in the garden, and Julia Child scaring childre...

Fond Memories: Podtoid intro music from early episodes

From a loooooong time ago
Oct 09
// Dale North
Are you a Podtoid listener? If so, thank you. We love that you support our silly and almost pointless podcast. But how long have you been listening to Podtoid? Since the early days? No, I'm not talking about last year or anyt...

Podtoid 272: Horses Are Watching A Toy Masturbate

Podtoid hits the Destructoid frontpage every Thursday!
Oct 03
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally breaks bad, but not before he runs the sexiest dog hotel you ever did see! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe goes to Heaven and meets a saucy Dolly Parton, while MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!...

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