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Get 5% off on all merch from the Destructoid store!

The Destructoid store has grown over the last few months and with the holidays now upon us, it's time to have a sale! You can get 5% off on all your orders when you enter this coupon code at checkout: happyholidays. Plus don't forget that S...

 
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Destructoid logo shirts are back!

Yes, finally! Destructoid logo t-shirts have finally joined our ever growing collection of tees. Now that that's back, how many of you want some kind of Destructoid sweater? And if we were to make a sweater, where would you want the logo? F...

 
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Five new designs have arrived in the Destructoid store!

Five new designs have been added to our growing collection of videogame inspired t-shirts over on our Shark Robot store! Our first new design is called Marioska by Mat Hudson, and is a combination of Russian Matryoshka dolls with the world ...

 
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The Destructoid store returns with a ton of game shirts!

Yes it's true! The Destructoid store has returned with a whole new lineup of gaming inspired designs. We've teamed up with the awesome folks over at Shark Robot to unleash a ton of new stuff. Go check out the store right now and put your pr...

 
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Last chance to get Destructoid shirts for $5!

TIME EXTENDED! We've left the Destructoid store open for one last month and this really is your last chance to buy a Destructoid shirt, poster, beanie or patch. For reals! In fact, EVERYTHING has been set to just $5 for the remainder of the...

 
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Grab a Destructoid shirt for just $5!

[Update: This is your last chance to purchase a Destructoid shirt before we close out the store for good! We'll be back with something new, but have to get rid of all our remaining inventory before we can flip the switch. Get something befo...

 
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$10 shirts over at the Destructoid store!

The holidays are fast approaching so what better gift for that Dtoid friend of yours than a Destructoid shirt! A ton of shirts are now between $5 - $10, including the Zombie Xbox 360, I Came, The Princess is a cockteasing bitch and more! We...

 
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Help us design our upcoming Katamari Dtoid shirt!

Our Destructoid store is slowly expanding with more and more gaming shirts. The next gaming inspired design to arrive at our store will be a Katamari Damacy themed one created by the wonderfully talented Linz Collins. The full design is in ...

 
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Metroid Minimalistic shirt now on sale!

Every Metroid needs a host to feed off of. As this is a minimalistic Metroid, it won't take too much of your energy away. Please, think of the Metroids. They need a good home. Baltazar "Fluffy Pancakes" Rosiles created our latest addition t...

 
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Bison bison shirt now on sale at the Dtoid store!

"The Famous Bison" created by Dead Comic Strip shirt parody is now on sale over on our Split Reason store! The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, the big bad leader of Shadaloo from the Street Fighter series.&n...

 
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This is not the Bison shirt you're expecting

But it's still pretty cool regardless. "The Famous Bison" was created by Dead Comic Strip, who has a collection of amazing art that you can take a look at over on Flickr. The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, t...

 
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The two bears high-fiving from Fallout now in shirt form!

[Update: Extra-Large sizes have run out!] Fallout: New Vegas fans may remember this excellent fan created mode of the infamous Rorschach test. The joke was so good that even developer Obsidian Entertainment made a reference to it in the las...

 
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Dtoid store: Pre-order the 4 Bosses Street Fighter shirt!

The Destructoid Store is branching out into videogame-inspired clothing territory! We're starting with our Street Fighter inspired design celebrating the fearsome first four bosses from Street Fighter II. And yes, we're going with the Engli...

 
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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock. Most shirts are printed by appl...

 
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Two new posters for sale in the Destructoid store!

Destructoid posters are back once again! We've moved them over to our SplitReason store for the reasonable price of $9.95 each. You can get yourself the Destructoid logo poster or the beautiful "Living the Dream" poster created by our very ...

 

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Ok yknow what screw Im saving anri!

 
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Going to be honest; after playing around a little more with Star Fox Zero, I actually find myself both adjusting to and liking the control The tutorial was kind of crap, but the game itself is nowhere near as bad as some of the reviews have

 
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Tfw Valve still gives you a refund even though you went over 2 hours played on a buggy piece of

 
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That awkward, awkward moment when you realize you should not let your neighbor ever find out youre half

 
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Dreamweaver

I did it! I finally killed that bastard Pontiff in Dark Souls III! Admittedly it took me over two dozen tries, and I think I got extremely lucky near the end when he didnt attack me much, but I solod it at SL 41 with only +2 weapons, no shields! Yay! :D

 
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I forgot how fucking awesome DJ Hero I still cant quite 5 star all the songs on Expert in the first game, but I always preferred the

 
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I hate training new Not because I think its a pain, but because my job is 90% There is almost nothing to train the new guys in until they get the permissions to use the ordering

 
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Ill be honest, Im not really into cat I just already happened to like Blake and then it turned out that she had cat Thats how they get you, I

 
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done! I tried something different with the hair highlight shimmies and the foot Ill probably upload this again when more people are on, but for does it look?

 
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