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TANK POWER! World of Tanks will tank-rush the MMO scene

Newcomers to Massively Multiplayer games, especially fantasy-themed titles, are usually quite disappointed when they ask for a "Tank" and receive some kind of burly man or orc in knight's armor who says his role is to "pull aggro," saying t...

 
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Dale told me that I could only write this post if I began with the following message: "Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby! Ooooooh, yeah. Baby, baby!" And there you go. Persona 3 Portable, the updated, portable-ized ada...   read

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No More Heroes 2 vids: Fat Kid Panty Kitty Party Edition

MegaStryke and I recently made a bet that on No More Heroes 2's potential sales. I think that if the game gets a 9 or better from Game Informer and other major gaming news outlets, then it could sell up to a million copies by January 2011....

 
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SPOILERS: Entire game of Sin and Punishment 2 on Youtube

2D shmups are back with a vengeance these days, while 3D shmup releases are at an all time low. For my money, the last truly great game in the genre was Panzer Dragoon Orta on the original Xbox. That's only if you don't count Sin and Punish...

 
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Namco using Microsoft money to fund PS3 Vesperia?

They don't call 'em Scamco Bandai for nothing. According to new rumors, Namco is using money it gained from a Microsoft exclusivity deal to fund PS3 development. The Xbox 360 platform holder allegedly paid Namco Bandai a princely sum to mak...

 
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Tingle continues to tease with three creepy videos

Sorry guys, this post isn't about Teaching Mrs Tingle, though that has its share of creepy teases as well. No, this news story is about Tingle of The Legend of Zelda series and Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland infamy. Speaking of Fres...

 
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Oh SH*T. We did not see this one coming (at least, not so soon). In the Sony press conference announcements, they dropped an incredible new piece of news: Final Fantasy XIV is coming exclusively to PS3, we got to see footage,...   read

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Oh happy day! XSEED brings Ju-On:The Grudge to the US

Some days, the seemingly eternally cynical attitude of some gamers really gets me down, but today is not to be one of those days. I don't care what people have to say about this game, because I am so excited to hear it's getting a US releas...

 
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Oh my God it's time: Galactrix launch day trailer

It's been almost eight months since I first laid hands on Puzzle Quest: Galactrix, and most of the time inbetween then and now has been spent idly wondering if the game had the power to addict me as completely as the first game did (and the...

 
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Dr. McNinja has a new shirt out and it's videogame related!

I lavish at any chance to be able to talk about Dr. McNinja on Destructoid. It’s no secret that I’m such a big fan of his. He is the reason I’m a shark after all. Anyway, today I can finally talk about Dr. McNinja in a f...

 
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Maxis co-founder confirms work on new Oddworld title

Speaking at Wilfrid Laurier University in Ontario, Canada, Maxis co-founder Jeff Braun confirmed involvement in an upcoming Oddworld sequel.  "They're such a talented group of people," he said of the series' creator, Oddworld...

 
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Speculation: Diablo 3 fan site has a countdown

Speculation, rumor and more speculation: welcome, you've arrived at the internet. There are several great mythical beasts here in the gaming sector, and throned right next to the next gen remake of Final Fantasy VII is the announcement of D...

 
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Interplay details the revival of Earthworm Jim, MDK, and more of its classics

Remember when Interplay Entertainment teased us with the possibility of expanding upon some of its greatest franchises? Jim Sterling said he'd essentially lick the floor if a new Earthworm Jim ever came out, and for the record, I would too....

 
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Crisis Core launch event in San Francisco March 25th

Finally, after month after month of salivating on screenshots, small bits of video, hopes and fantasies about whether or not Crisis Core will be what I want it to be, the time is nearly here. It seems that the details have finally been conf...

 
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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does so...

 
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So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames? The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find o...   read

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Grand Theft Auto IV boxart revealed: All you white people look the same!

That clip up there is the just-released, brand-new, other-adjective-indicating-freshness reveal for the final boxart for Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest in Rockstar's series of controversial simulations based on the obvious logical progre...

 
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New Southwest ad makes fun of Wiitards

I hate it when our medium leaks into T.V. and movies since it's usually butchered (a good example of what I'm talking about will be on Weekend Destructainment this week). So I always have to cringe when I see our pasttime about to make a ca...

 
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The greatest arcade in the world

[I really love arcades. It's something I've missed for a while, and I'm yearning to check out something like this. God dammit, I don't want to go to New Hampshire, but unless I find something else, it looks like it's a trip to a m...

 
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More Timesplitters 4 details appear, David explodes with joy

I love Timesplitters 2. I mean really love it. In an almost scary way. If it were a girl I'd marry it, if it were a food I'd gorge on it until my stomach lining burst, and if it were a drug my veins, lungs and brain would now be naught but ...

 
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Xbox 360 gets a price drop in Canada: we traded Celine Dion for it

After sending countless packages containing poutine, moose meat, and Tragically Hip CDs, the good people at Microsoft have finally decided to drop the prices on their Xbox 360 consoles in Canada. Sure, they didn't drop them to the same pr...

 
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YTMND Thursday: Mario ain't the father, edition

A YTMND Thursday first folks! Yes, this week, I had to add this special video to better explain my favorite YTMND of today. I would rather not describe it, for it might take away from the epicness. So, first watch the video, then go check o...

 
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Devil May Cry 4 screenshot blow out ... part two!

In case you've missed it, please catch up with our first set of screenshots in our wacky Wednesday evening Devil May Cry 4 media blowout. Caught up? OK, good. These screens are taken from actual gameplay, and are the result of the Magi...

 
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Dorkbot Vienna: this is our generation's Kent State

In 1990, Public Enemy released the seminal Fight the Power, an anthem consisting of four minutes and forty-two seconds of verbal fireballs aimed straight at The Man. While it's completely sans clock-wearing gremlins, the Dorkbot movemen...

 

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KingSigy

People bitching about the Modern Warfare Remaster being locked behind Infinite Warfares CE need to remember one thing: Modern Warfare 2s CE had Call of Duty classic as an exclusive for a few It sold separately at a later Fuck!

 
drmcscott

Farewell sweet Rest your little demo

 
ShadeOfLight

As the Nuzlocke continues Im starting to feel bad for naming my Stantler Bitchface, considering hes more than pulling his We still mourn Flowersaur, but Seras (now Crobat) has become the new main

 
BigDoniel

Saw a deal for the 500 gig ps4 with free controller and Rachet Seems pretty tempting since Id like the game, then realised theres nothing else on it thats worth

 
absolutfreak

Looking forward to checking out Overwatch in the beta for the first time

 
Jiraya

Now listening to old music 11 - Tears For Fears - Shout

 
absolutfreak

Parents surprised me with a sweet Amazon gift card for Think its about time to grab a PS4, Uncharted 4, and

 
lokhe

Holy Pyromancy turned Dancer into a joke Dis shit OP as

 
Parismio

It has finally Ive never played it before and I wont be able to start it for a few

 
gajknight

OMG everyone, the ending Of Uncharted 4 is amazing! Drake was the origami killer, Elana was dead all along and Sully was the father! Mind blown!

 
drmcscott

He-He, Ho-Ho, My disgusting embargo breaking review of Uncharted 4 was a Based on massive lies, which mostly turned out to be Lying is Or is it? Or IS it?

 
RiffRaff

Interesting I really do hope carts do make a

 
Dreamweaver

I have a feeling that Jed really, really, really want to play as Lady Call it a

 
Jed Whitaker

I really, really, really want to play as lady Come on Nintendo, dont let me down at E3!

 
Jed Whitaker

I really, really, really want to play as lady Come on Nintendo, dont let me down at E3!

 
Jed Whitaker

I really, really, really want to play as lady Come on Nintendo, dont let me down at E3!

 
DanteKinkade

It took me over 250 hours but I finally got the platinum for Soul Sacrifice Delta, making it so I have the plat for both games

 
Glabatron

Overwatch plays like TF2, a bad TF2 designed for the

 
FakePlasticTree

For those who wanna follow the Persona 5 crazyness as it gets Heres a stream for all of Get hyped! #TakeTokyoTower

 
gajknight

Why is it that all the girls I wanna bang turn out to be lesbians? Happened at least 5 times so Perhaps my gaydar is

 
Nekrosys

Considering that when the PS Vita first came out, it used an almost identical CPU/GPU to the current iPad at the time (albeit with more cores and a greater clock speed), Im somewhat curious as to what a new handheld with an iPad Pros hardware could

 
Dreamweaver

After finding out what this months Bloggers Wanted prompt is, I decided to commit blog necromancy and revive a post I wrote about Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC AND the anime Angel Beats! Thats right, I used to write blogs before doing Comments of the Week!

 
medicamecanica

After thinking it was a moba, I finally understand Overwatch and I think its going to be my multiplayer game Favorite character so far? Mercy, thats right Im a fuckin

 
ObliqueZombie

Yeah, Overwatch is fucking fun as hell! But a bit hard on Not awkward for every character, but some are obviously gimped with a controller

 
Occams

Lordy, Overwatch is fun! Bastion is gun mode as a defender if very

 
Fuzunga

I hope Overwarch finishes downloading before the beta period is

 
Parismio

I have Shantae and the pirates curse for wiiu Who wants it? I figured itd be gone by

 
Dangus Taargus

I just spent an hour setting my Steam Controller to treat only the bottom half of my DS emulator window as a mouse zone for the touchscreen in a Big Picture It kinda works better than I thought it but still doesnt really feel

 
KnickKnackMyWack

People seem pretty insistent on the idea that Zelda NX will be vastly superior to Wii why? When OoT was ported to GCN all it had was Master TP on Wii was almost no different from Unless its a remaster it wont be significantly

 

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