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2:00 AM on 09.16.2011

TGS: Square Enix music sampler reveals upcoming releases

Square Enix has been generous to its fans each year at Tokyo Game Show, handing out sampler CDs featuring music from many of their upcoming games and arrangement albums to those who visit their on-site merchandise store. ...

Jayson Napolitano



Win a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine chainsword! photo
Win a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine chainsword!
by Jim Sterling

[Contest is CLOSED. Winner will be notified via Dtoid Private Message!]

We got a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine chainsword in the mail. It's life-sized and designed for a ten-foot-tall Space Marine, so it's absolutely bloody huge. It's my new favorite thing, save for the fact I have no idea what to do with it. 

Would you like the same dilemma? Well, you can win one of these bad boys! THQ is holding a sweepstakes for one of 'em on its Facebook page. The contest runs between September 1 and September 9, and there's a whole other bunch of stuff to win as well. 

However, if you want to try and get one right now, Destructoid itself has it for grabs! If you want a chainsaw, just post a comment and tell us what the bloody hell you'd do with one. You have until September 9 to enter, and I don't need to tell you that this is for US addresses only. Sorry, but none of us are made of money.

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4:45 PM on 07.29.2011

Tripwire Interactive launches its own online store

Killing Floor and Red Orchestra developer TripWire Interactive has launched its own online store where you can buy fun-looking merchandise from some of the studio's big titles. There's not a great deal of range to pick from r...

Alasdair Duncan

2:00 PM on 07.25.2011

New Club Nintendo rewards: Giant AR card, posters, more

My dreams are coming true, one day at a time. Nintendo has updated the list of rewards available to Club Nintendo members in North America. Cashing in those game purchases for redeemable coins can now get you three new items:...

Jordan Devore



E3: Best swag ever: Forza 4 interior detailer cleaner photo
E3: Best swag ever: Forza 4 interior detailer cleaner
by Hamza CTZ Aziz

The Forza 4 party at E3 last night was home to over a dozen cars worth millions of dollars each. I've never seen Dale North happier, like ever. He wouldn't shut up about Audi this and GT-R that. I have no idea what any of that meant but I do know that the Forza party gave out the best swag ever.

Seriously, check it out. INTERIOR DETAILER CLEANER! This is great! My car is dirty as F*CK!

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8:15 PM on 05.16.2011

New Destructoid Episode: Aliens, LA Noire, MW3, and PSN

Hey guys, back again with another one of those things. Y'know. Episodes. Ugh. Garfield hates mondays. Garfield is my spirit animal. I'm grumpy. I hate Garfield. Shameless Promotional News: We reprinted those Squidbear shirts ...

Max Scoville

10:00 PM on 03.08.2011

Ubisoft at PAX: Child of Eden, Clash of Heroes, more

Ubisoft's line-up is looking solid for PAX East, if only for Child of Eden and the mysteriously-absent-lately Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes. Exhibit space #824 will also be home to Call of Juarez: The Cartel, Beyond Good...

Jordan Devore

9:40 AM on 02.14.2011

Shadows of the Damned screaming babyface lollipop anyone?

Here's an unsettling Valentine's Day gift for you: chocolate lollippops featuring floating eyeballs and screaming baby heads. A medium-sized box of these things arrived at Destructoid's Baltimore office today, courtesy of Ele...

Nick Chester

3:00 AM on 02.10.2011

New Club Nintendo Rewards: DS pouches, Game & Watch: Ball

As usual, the latest rewards for Club Nintendo are actually cool enough to make you want to painstakingly redeem your games online. There's a set of reversible pouches, which can be used to store any of the systems in the DS ...

Jordan Devore





6:00 PM on 02.08.2011

Nintendo makes up for Kirby patch defect

Following up on our previous story about Club Nintendo members getting Kirby patches with upside-down eyes, a couple of kind-hearted readers have sent in an update on the situation. Nintendo has sent out replacements for the ...

Jordan Devore

6:30 PM on 01.25.2011

Catherine gets classy retailer swag

Now that we're roughly a month from the  Atlus' sexy puzzle/homewrecker game Catherine's store date and with a playable demo coming in a matter of days, this is probably the last time I'll be able to gush like a hype-a...

Josh Tolentino

7:30 PM on 01.13.2011

Club Nintendo's Kirby patches aren't quite right

Not long ago, Nintendo started offering cutesy Kirby patches as Club Nintendo rewards. "Amazing," many of us joyfully proclaimed. But little did we know that something wasn't quite right. Take a look at the variation in the e...

Jordan Devore

1:20 PM on 01.11.2011

Wooden box, small liquor: How we got a Bullestorm trailer

Determined to get me in trouble with my wife for having so much crap lying around the house, Electronic Arts, People Can Fly, and Epic Games sent me a promotional Bullestorm box in the mail again today. In the video above, y...

Nick Chester

4:00 PM on 12.24.2010

Capcom releasing replica jacket from Resident Evil 4

Like the jacket that Leon Kennedy wears in the beginning of Resident Evil 4? Well you can soon own a replica of the bomber jacket if you have around $300 to drop on it! Cacpom Japan is planning on releasing the replica jacket...

Hamza CTZ Aziz



Swagtacular: Earth Defense Force and sexy calenders! photo
Swagtacular: Earth Defense Force and sexy calenders!
by Jim Sterling

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon has at least one lovely member of our staff feeling pretty hot in the pants department, but D3 Publisher decided to fire up the loins of yours truly as well. Yes, it's an Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon calender, full of delightfully objectifying images. 

If you like EDF, and you love the human mammary gland, then this is most definitely the video for you!

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Swagtacular: Enslaved 3D glasses will f*ck you up photo
Swagtacular: Enslaved 3D glasses will f*ck you up
by Jim Sterling

Namco Bandai sent along some 3D glasses in order for me to review Enslaved: Pigsy's Perfect 10 on my humble 2D television. Although I haven't got the DLC yet, I still found a way to let you know what 3D gaming is truly like. 

I can guarantee you that nobody on Joystiq or 1UP would make a video this stupid. I don't know if that's a good thing.

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