One of the difficulties with comedy is that describing or paraphrasing a joke frequently makes it cease to be funny, so it's hard to convey Jazzpunk's charm without completely squashing its humor in the process. However,...
[Update: Contest over! Winners are Cryoxene, Bigbear40s, HammerShark, Swishiee, Benny Disco, Occams electric toothbrush, OpiumHerz, TheCiderMan, Verxl, GirlyKittyBoy, ninjapresident, jadaris, AngeliquePretty, and Natalie Kipper! Please check your Dtoid PMs and get me your addresses by Monday the 28th at 4pm Pacific!]
Have you ever wanted to throw an awesome BlizzCon viewing party for all your friends, but just didn't have the tools you needed to get the job done? Well this year, Destructoid and Blizzard have you covered!
Dtoid has proudly partnered with our friends at Blizzard to bring you "BlizzCon in a Box"! Included in this party pack is a virtual ticket to see all of BlizzCon from the comfort of your own home, as well as stickers, buttons, temporary tattoos, drink cozies, some papercraft toys, all the in-game goodies given out during the actual event, and more!
Hit the jump for all the details and pics of some of the prizes. To win one of these awesome boxes for yourself, we want you to create something inspired from a Blizzard game! Draw us some fan art, write a sonnet, record a tribute song -- the possibilities are endless, so use your imagination!
We know not everyone is a Picasso, Poe, or Jimmy Page, so effort and creativity will be rewarded just as much as the end result! You have until this Friday, October 25 at 11:59pm Pacific to enter, and the contest is open to all North American residents. Limit one entry per person.
We've got 20 prize packs to give away, so good luck, and have fun!
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds is shaping up to be something special. I don't think many of us 3DS owners need much convincing, but if so, take a look at the pre-order bonus UK retailer GAME is offering: a miniatu...
[Update: Contest over! Winners are Charlietime, neonoxide, iwasabunny, Tim Douglas, and Shadowfox!]
In celebration of the launch of Shin Megami Tensei IV stateside, our friends at Atlus have given us three signed SMT IV E3 posters and five SMT IV 3DS skins to hand out to the biggest RPG nerds at Destructoid! (Sorry Dale; no staff.)
To win one of these beauties, you need to take a picture of your RPG collection (games, memorabilia, etc.) and post it in the comments below. (Please include a hand-drawn Dtoid logo or robot somewhere in the picture so we know you didn't just steal it from the Internet.) The three most dedicated RPG fans will win a signed poster and 3DS skin, and two runners-up will win a 3DS skin. And hey, get creative! We're looking for the biggest fans, not just the biggest wallets. More than size matters this time around!
You have until this Sunday, July 14 at 11:59 PM Pacific to post your pic, and the contest is open to anyone with a U.S. mailing address. Have fun! And stay tuned next week; we've got an even bigger Shin Megami Tensei IV contest planned on launch day :)
[Update: Contest over! Winners are Lee Stokes, dlconor16, ChillyBilly, Nek, and Drunkus. Check your PMs, people!]
During E3 I was lucky enough to hang out with Loot Crate, a service that sends you a gamer-and-geek themed assortment of candy, toys, stickers, clothing, and other goods for about $20 a month. They've been doing this for less than a year and already have 8,000+ members. Congratulations to founders Chris and Matthew, and may you see continued success.
Oh yeah, and they gave us five of their awesome Loot Crates to give away. Want one?
How to Win a Loot Crate: Simply post a comment stating "Gimme a Loot Crate!" (or something like that, feel free to get creative) and you're entered to win. We'll update this post this Friday with the random winners. Please note that Loot Crate only ships to North America, so International dudes will have to wait until they conquer the world. Good luck! To buy your own do this thing.
Disclosure: Destructoid is not financially compensated in any way for this referral, I just dig it.
We're pleased to announce that Atlus is the E3 badge holder sponsor this year, so fifty-thousand people will have magical controversial breasts on their own chests -- and have a chance to meet the man whose vision made Dragon...
Bethesda is looking for play testers in the Dallas area. If you're down in the dirty south, apply so that you might be one of the gamers invited to Bethesda's Play Test Lab. They're looking to use player feedback at this lab ...
I was befuddled when I received a mysterious postcard from Uruguay. Who do I know in Uruguay? The envelope felt thick, so I was anxious to see what was inside. The contents were increasingly peculiar: an outstretched han...
I'm not the type of guy that has action figures lying about the house; my He-Man and Thundercats figures are up in the attic safely gathering dust for their revival in a younger generations' hands. But I'm real tempted to get...
What better way to celebrate your love of Mega Man than wearing this odd, neon green lanyard around your neck? Or something like that.
You can pre-order the lanyard here for the fairly pricey $9.95, and you'll also ...
[Offbeat Hall of Fameis a showcase of the cool, often bizarre products and media from years past that celebrate videogames and gamer culture.]
Have you picked up your copy of the final Nintendo Power yet? Looking through it again, I still have trouble accepting that a piece of my childhood is gone for good. However, thanks to the magic of the Internet, a trip down memory lane is but a click away.
There are many things I loved about Nintendo Power -- the maps, the comics, the Classified Information cheats section that always devoted a page or two to Super Mario World -- but something about physical goodies always filled me with a special glee. And there was no better repository of Nintendo merchandise in the 90s than the Super Power Supplies catalog!
Before digital retailers became a thing, mail order catalogs were the only way to obtain nifty items unavailable in stores. For the Nintendo generation, Super Power Supplies was our shopping mecca. Because how cool was the kid wearing a sick-ass Fulgoremask on Halloween?
I'm not sure what it is with Dishonored and masks, but I like the trend and potential for awesome cosplay. These paper masks (via Super Punch) for the game are simultaneously funny and downright terrifying.
While Bethesda wil...
No sooner had I put the finishing touches on the upcoming review for Darksiders II than this ... thing arrived. I would like you all to serve as witnesses in the event of my disappearance, because I am fairly certain this can...
Good timing! Having just heard quite a lot from Jim about the current status of Aliens: Colonial Marines, PAX East attendees will have the opportunity to try the game out for themselves. On top of this and Hell Yeah! Wrath of...
Did you know that Rhythm Heaven Fever was getting a special edition? Neither did I. Then I got this box in the mail this morning. I'm pretty sure that this special edition won't be sold in stores, but if Nintendo decides to change its mind on that, they're sure to make a killing when the game hits stores on February 13th.
Check out the video and you'll understand what I mean.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and salutations December 25! Today marks the last of the 25 Days of Giving. We've given thousands of dollars worth of stuff over the course of the month thanks to so many awesome gaming companies that wanted to brighten up the holidays.
Today, I'm giving away a pile of swag that I've been hording all year long from the many videogame events I attend for Destructoid. The majority of the swag is made up of shirts, ranging from small to XXL sizes. You can see every shirt in the gallery but here are some of the rarer ones from the pile:
Saints Row: The Third I <3 Rim jobs
Borderlands 2 logo tee
Bionic Commando featuring Hitler's exploding face
Dark souls tee
Dues Ex: Human Revolution Steampunk bunny
Tatsunoko vs Capcom tee
Halo: Anniversary tee
Plus there's a bunch of random items thrown in too. The Lollipop Chainsaw foam chainsaw, a Duke Nukem belt buckle, Dead Space art book, Super Meat Boy comic, Bulletstorm nutcracker and so much more.
All this will be going to one lucky person and to enter, leave a comment below with your highlight of 2011. Doesn't have to be gaming related, just tell me something from 2011 that made your year special. You have until 11:59PM CST to enter and contest is open to anyone with a US based address we can ship the prize to. Note that this isn't a random giveaway either, so put some thought into your entries. Good luck!