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Hey, jerkoffs! Do you want a free Xbox 360? Of course you bloody do! We have one just waiting to be given to someone in the Destructoid community, and all you have to do is put a bloody blue towel over your face and draw a re...
| Jim Sterling |
Greetings, patrons of Destructoid. It is with a sense of entitlement great honor that I return to the front page of this fine website, to once again bestow upon you the gift of JOURNALISM. Anthony Burch has chosen yours...
| Geraldo Beedog |
Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majori...
| Colette Bennett |
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during the whole Sporn debacle, but g...
| Colette Bennett |
Two Dino-tastic robot dinosaurs from outer space have come to Earth to save it from evil ... evilness. You play as either Tyrannosaurus X or Dinomite as they take to the skies and rawr laser beams out of their mouths in this ...
| Hamza CTZ Aziz |
I know I always say Japan gets all the best games, but seriously, the fact that Pole's Big Adventure is a Sega game for WiiWare in which you eat a mushroom and get an erection ... well, I need to move to Japan. That's all.Sil...
| Colette Bennett |
Speaking with OXM, Xbox LIVE general manager Marc Whitten recently commented on why the current Xbox 360 dashboard, in addition to the Marketplace, will be replaced for something entirely different this fall.In regards to 360...
| Jordan Devore |
I must not have been paying attention when Black Rock Studio's Pure was announced for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC, because the video interview above has me all hot and bothered for some extreme off-road racing action....
| Jordan Devore |
The ongoing trend of group-oriented games hitting Xbox Live Arcade will continue this week with the release of Wits & Wagers (800 Microsoft Points), a trivia party game based on (you guessed it) a board game.Wits & Wa...
| Jordan Devore |
Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures, Funcom's DirectX 10-touting MMORPG, has been delayed time and time again, but it seems that the game has gone gold and will make its May 20 release date after all.Funcom's CEO Trond Arne Aas...
| Jordan Devore |
Forget Wii Fit. Peekaboo Poledancing, the only in-home dance pole manufacturer endorsed by Carmen Electra, have a better idea -- a pole dancing game for the Wii. According to Tech Digest, the company is curre...
| Nick Chester |
As you may or may not know by now, there has been a structural reshuffle over at ScrewAttack. Our fine friends over there have had some well-publicized differences of opinion when it comes to business and this has led to the ...
| Jim Sterling |
Do you like crabs? Do you like catching them? If so, today is your lucky day. Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm will be making its way to the Xbox 360 and PC sometime this April. If you're a fan of the show on the Discovery ...
| NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID |
A Cincinnati NBC news station has a news story up proclaiming that videogame systems are a gateway for sexual predators. There have been some cases in Ohio where some sick bastards have used Xbox LIVE to target children. One ...
| Hamza CTZ Aziz |
Destructoid's own Sir Jimmothy Sterling has recently made an appeal to the Xbox 360 owning masses to consider the possibility that they may some day be converted to the PS3 dark side. Well now it's my turn to try and conver...
| Jonathan Holmes |
Last week, I got some hands-on time with Turok's multiplayer at an event in San Francisco. The event was held in a ballroom, but you never would have guessed it, as they went all out on the set up. They had tents, dozens of ...
| Hamza CTZ Aziz |

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