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#Podcasts

PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this week's spicy episode of Podtoid, a panel of surprise celebrity guests joins the show.   read

PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this week's Podtoid, the cast chats about Firewatch and Steven's dire need for a roommate.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 35 - MolyNope

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. In celebration of today's Super Bowl football fight, Darren took the liberty to write a little trivia quiz where the rest of us were forced to guess whet...   read

PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. This week, the Podtoid cabal is once again joined by our dear friend Hayden Dingman to chat about The Witness, Street Fighter V, and Rise of the Tomb Raider, and Bombshell.    read

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NPR's Morning Edition had an Easter egg for us today

Growing up, NPR had an image of being mostly for stuffy old white people. Imagine my chagrin when I found myself listening to it regularly. I had become stuffy and old! Except, every now and then I catch hints of somebody behind the scenes ...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. Podtoid is back with another 56 minutes of witty banter spanning lovely topics like The Big Short, Hollywood racism, unwanted Steam gifts, Darren's grandma, Lost Odyssey, Oxenfree, The Witness, Destiny, Donski's bizarre yearning for a Guitar Hero remaster, and other things too, probably.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 33 - Mr Blobby Strikes

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about Naru...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this, the latest episode of Destructoid's weekly video game podcast, we learn about Brett's criminal history, Jonathan Blow's social skills, why Gone Home is the best/worst game/not game of all time, a necrophiliac kangaroo, trigger warnings, the origins of miso ramen, and much more.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 32 - Anti Jokes Jingle

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about ...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this episode of Podtoid, the crew answers your questions and talks virtual reality.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 31 - Cough of the Year

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about ...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this episode of Podtoid, the gang caps off the Old Year and rings in the New Year.    read

PODTOID
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this episode of Podtoid, Uncle Darren regales the podcast with some amazing stories.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 30 - Behind the Joke Door

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock to talk about how things get wet i...

 
Podtoid
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this, the latest episode of Destructoid's weekly advice show, the Podtoid gang answers your questions, gives some sage advice, maybe talks about video games, and much, much more.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 29 - Gonna Taste Grrreat

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock to talk about Xenoblade X, minigam...

 
PODTOID
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. This week on Podtoid, Destructoid's weekly advice show, we give advice. Hella good advice.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 28 - Billy Mitchell's Exploding Penis

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock to talk about terrible kids j...

 
PODTOID
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. The Podtoid gang returns from Korea and Canada to recount tales of their adventures, discuss Downwell, Star Wars: Battlefront, and other fine games releasing this holiday season, our favorite spreads to put on breads, and difficulties with daiquiris. Also, horse cocks.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 27 - TIME TO DIE

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about ...

 
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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 26 - Escape The Fart

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about gett...

 
Destructoid Podcast
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this episode of Podtoid, the gang chats about Fallout 4 again, Blizzard's Overwatch, StarCraft II, Rise of the Tomb Raider, not Steam machines, bad Pokémon puns, and Spectre 007.   read

Destructoid Podcast
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. Fallout 4 comes out tomorrow, so the Podtoid crew assembled a crack team of Fallout 4 veterans to have an in-depth chat about their experiences with the most-anticipated release of the year.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 25 - I Said Maybe

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about bonf...

 
Podtoid 310
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. Did you know Halo 5 is the Star Wars of video games and is secretly about abducting children and making their parents very sad? We learn all this and more on the latest episode of Podtoid.   read

Podtoid
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this week's episode, Double Fine renaissance man Greg Rice joins the program to discuss the studio's Day of the Devs event and other topics both Double Fine and not Double Fine-related.   read

Podtoid
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. Steven, Kyle, and Darren are joined by PCWorld's Hayden Dingman to discuss the latest news in the world of video games: Back to the Future and the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer.   read

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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 24 - Good Jokes Week

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about Unti...

 
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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 23 - Staying Alive

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). This week UK Editor Laura Dale is joined by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake to talk about Vikk...

 

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Hitman: Sapienza"Molto buono"

 

The Climb"You rock, rock"

 

Soda Drinker Pro"Like explaining an inside joke to someone else"

 

King's Quest: Once Upon a Climb"A tale of two princesses"

 

Stories: The Path of Destinies"Choose your own adventure/death"

 

Koi"Fish out of water"

 

Severed"Cut my life into pieces / Slash into me"

 

ZEN Pinball 2: Aliens vs. Pinball"Not the Alien's most terrifying incarnation"

 

Alienation"Welcome to Earth"

 
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Happy Mayday

 
gajknight

May the Fourth be with you! In 3 days!

 
Dr Mel

May the first dunce who says May the fourth be with you be the last time he ever says

 
Perro

So I broke and bought a physical copy of Xenoblade Chronicles for 50

 
Vadicta

Just died of infection and this is what I was treated

 
whatsacow

Good Got Aesop Rocks new album, finished Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and beat the Nioh Good

 
Dr Mel

oy, sometimes when I check on my own blog it gets set to Hidden I didnt realize for maybe a Not a huge deal, but kinda

 
Gundy

Manager logic: Floral department needs help over the weekend for mothers Both the new hire and I know nothing about I know my department like the back of my hand and the new guy knows almost They schedule me to work

 
ChrisHannard

Your weapon-fu is shockingly

 
SeymourDuncan17

Happy First of May! I did a thing about

 
Shinta

I hope you are all putting in ample time into Nioh before the demo expires on I expect you all to master stance changes and report back with your Class

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Doom 2016 datamine reveals a lot of stuff that makes me DLC, modtools public wont see, maybe some sort of sprinting system :/

 
Lex

Playing DoomRL again reminds me that the dev should continue to work on AliensRL and Derek should provide the tileset Yes Im an

 
Nekrosys

Id like to remind you all that we live in a world where Dr Nefarious rule 34 Truly, this is a just One that is great and One that Im proud to live

 
lokhe

Pyromancy + Bastard Sword? Yeah I can work with Neat

 
Luca Blight

After seeing Nathan D finding out things like I decided to keep an eye out and just out that Chairman Drek is a literal It took 14 years to realize Me is smart

 
ZombZ

Anyone interested in an PC Open Beta Key for Overwatch? First come first

 
Jed Whitaker

Ive been sick and trapped in How have you been lovely readers?

 
Deadgar64

Thinking about what to game to get to test-drive out the new graphics card when it suggestions?

 
StriderHoang

Space Patrol Luluco is a OVER JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS OVER! OVER JUDGEMENT GUN MORPHING! FIRE FROM FIRE!

 
Parismio

Ok yknow what screw Im saving anri!

 
Nekrosys

Going to be honest; after playing around a little more with Star Fox Zero, I actually find myself both adjusting to and liking the control The tutorial was kind of crap, but the game itself is nowhere near as bad as some of the reviews have

 
jak2364

Tfw Valve still gives you a refund even though you went over 2 hours played on a buggy piece of

 
WryGuy

That awkward, awkward moment when you realize you should not let your neighbor ever find out youre half

 
Ein on Shrooms

Why is resting bitch face such a turn on? (Plus so is Aubrey

 
OverlordZetta

Ive officially had enough internet for the

 
AvtrSpirit

Im And Im just really feeling the transformative powers of Sure, in real life Im not all But right now Im a super hot Ghost killing newbs in Heroes of the I rock!

 
Dreamweaver

I did it! I finally killed that bastard Pontiff in Dark Souls III! Admittedly it took me over two dozen tries, and I think I got extremely lucky near the end when he didnt attack me much, but I solod it at SL 41 with only +2 weapons, no shields! Yay! :D

 
OverlordZetta

Panty and Stocking aired in Six years I swear it doesnt feel like its been that Guys, I think I need to lie down for a Have some expletives while I contemplate my

 

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