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3:15 PM on 06.12.2014

Cuddle up with your own alpaca lover in PacaPlus, headed to Steam

We brought you Hatoful Boyfriend, so you could experience love with pigeons. And now we bring you PacaPlus, so you can get it on with your alpaca girlfriend. Isn't she the cutest thing you've ever seen? Spending time with he...

Brittany Vincent

1:05 PM on 06.12.2014

Square Enix isn't really sure of what the 'G' in Final Fantasy VII G-Bike stands for

After interviewing Square Enix producer Ichiro Hazama on Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call during E3 this week, we took a few minutes to talk about his other upcoming game, Final Fantasy VII G-Bike. While...

Dale North

11:45 AM on 06.12.2014

'Nintendo's white PlayStation 4 debuts'

Look, we all make mistakes -- some more severe than others -- but this? Haha. Thanks for the laugh this morning, Los Angeles Times. [Image source: @sibel47]

Jordan Devore

1:12 PM on 06.10.2014

Final Fantasy VII's 'G Bike' minigame is getting a full mobile release

Whatever your opinion is on where Final Fantasy VII ranks in the franchise, you can't dispute its iconic status. With minigames ranging from gambling to VR fighting to snowboarding, odds are you remember a lot of different p...

Chris Carter

6:15 PM on 06.09.2014

That moment when Ubisoft was super awkward at E3

Two Ubisoft employees did push-ups on stage at the company's E3 showcase today during a demo for upcoming Xbox One exclusive Shape Up.  It was weird, but also fun. That's pretty much a Ubisoft presser in a nutshell, isn't it?  We knew the French publisher's conference had the potential to be bizarre, awkward, or hilarious; but it truly surpassed expectations this year.

Kyle MacGregor

5:30 PM on 06.09.2014

Ubisoft reveals CARGO SHORTS at E3 2014

Check out these awesome cargo shorts, courtesy of Julian Gerighty, creative director on The Crew. Well done, Ubisoft. Well done.

Kyle MacGregor

7:30 PM on 06.06.2014

Stay cozy with these Mr. Saturn 'belly warmers'

Have you ever had a hankering for an official Mr. Saturn belly warmer? I have. It's called "buying a T-shirt with Mr. Saturn on it." The cool thing about that is your shirt doubles as a torso warmer as well. If you buy a long...

Brittany Vincent

2:45 PM on 06.06.2014

Get a heart on with Hatoful Boyfriend, launching via Devolver Digital this summer

You've probably already played it, but Devolver Digital and developer Mediatonic are bringing the "hardcore pigeon dating sim" Hatoful Boyfriend to a PC and Mac near you this summer. Originally released in 2011, it became a c...

Brittany Vincent





1:00 AM on 06.06.2014

Please send me on a One Way Trip, PlayStation

If you know anything about me, you know how much I love trippy things, and this PS4 title One Way Trip looks like it's going to be right up my alley. It's headed straight for PS4 and PS Vita when it debuts next year in 2015,...

Brittany Vincent

1:45 PM on 06.03.2014

No Pineapple Left Behind is the most bizarre game I've seen

Stop me if you've heard this one before: an evil wizard has appeared and turned all the school children in Boston into pineapples. That's the idea behind No Pineapple Left Behind, a very weird game that looks to combine a bu...

Alasdair Duncan

12:45 PM on 06.03.2014

These Goat Simulator patch notes are funny

Coffee Stain Studios clearly had fun detailing patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator, which adds four-player local splitscreen, wallrunning, more goats, bike riding, and other stuff at no additional cost to you, valued player. Here's ...

Jordan Devore

11:45 AM on 06.02.2014

Guile's theme really does go with everything

Wait for it... Wa-poosh! [More corgi goodness on the Goro@Welsh corgi YouTube Channel]

Dale North

3:15 PM on 05.29.2014

Arma 3 go karts are no longer an April Fools' Day gag

I have a real love-hate relationship with April Fools' Day. I love the creativity on display, but hate that most of the cool things "announced" on that day are often just videos. Sometimes, the gags are real, and the results ...

Jordan Devore

11:00 AM on 05.29.2014

Here's how Mario's enemies get their freak on

Presented without comment: Dorkly's take on the mating habits in Mushroom Kingdom. Okay, one comment. I always knew Goombas were growers not show-ers.

Brett Makedonski

11:30 PM on 05.28.2014

Gary Busey and Chewbacca make for amazing Miis

You ever see something that's so simple, yet so perfect? Like a Gordon Ramsey dish that uses just five ingredients, and only takes 30 minutes to make. Vinesauce is giving you just that with their Sh*tty Mii creation, whereby Vinny takes a picture of celebrities with the Wii U GamePad, and lets the Mii creator do the rest. It's as perfectly horrible as it sounds.

Abel Girmay