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#Duke Nukem

Dragon's Crown
The Dragon's Crown "thing" shows no sign of stopping, with vehement and sometimes venomous opinions flying this way and that. To bring you up to speed, Vanillaware's upcoming brawler features a big-boobed Sorceress, the desig...   read

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Always bet on Duke

The REAL Duke Nukem Forever released 16 years later

Gearbox's Duke Nukem Forever may be a let down, but things are looking up with the release of a fan-made mod that recreates Duke Nukem Forever's E3 2001 trailer in the Duke Nukem 3D engine. The results are glorious. Let me tell you. I have...

 
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Devolver Digital giving Steam discount codes to fans

If you own Serious Sam 3: BFE, you may notice you've received a discount coupon for Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition. Conversely, if you own Megaton Edition, you've received a discount coupon for BFE.  Devolver Digital is thrusting codes...

 
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Duke on Steam

Duke Nukem 3D kills alien scum on Steam

Remember when Duke Nukem was an entertaining parody with top notch level design? You know, before Forever finally came out and proved that, sometimes, good things don't come to those who wait. If Gearbox's attempt at resurrecting Duke...

 
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Duke Nukem II

Duke's back, baby! Duke Nukem II iOS revealed

3D Realms is back, and that can only mean one thing -- Duke Nukem. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Duke Nukem II, 3D Realms and Interceptor Entertainment have announced a upgraded re-release of the '90s game for iOS devices. "Before D...

 
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Grab a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D from GOG.com

There's something about the first-person shooters of the '90s that makes them (some of them) still hold up to this day. I mean, Duke Nukem 3D shouldn't be aesthetically pleasing to me in 2012, but the old sprite-based characters are oddly ...

 
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Duke Nukem reads an excerpt from 50 Shades of Gray

Last weekend at ConnectiCon 2012, the guys from Team Four Star made Jon St. John read from 50 Shades of Gray in the Duke Nukem voice. From what I've been told, this book is like the next Twilight. Based on this excerpt read by Jon, it's sa...

 
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Pitchford: Duke Nukem Forever is exactly like Half-Life 2

Most reasonable gamers would consider Duke Nukem Forever, on its own, is a big enough insult to the industry. Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford, however, has decided to take the mockery further by comparing it to one of the most beloved games of ...

 
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Duke Nukem tackles Dr. Proton in The Doctor Who Cloned Me

Duke Nukem Forever has new DLC now available on PSN and Xbox Live. "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" features a new single-player campaign which sees Duke facing off against classic franchise villain, Dr. Proton, and coming face-to-face with what...

 
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First DLC pack for Duke Nukem Forever now available

The first DLC pack for Duke Nukem Forever, "Hail to the Icons Parody Pack," is now available because you demanded it. If you were part of the Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club, the DLC comes to you absolutely free of charge and for every...

 
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By popular demand: Duke Nukem Forever gets DLC next week

Duke Nukem Forever DLC. Like a terrible birthday gift from a close relative, you just have to force that smile as a disingenuous "Thank you!" escapes your cringing lips. Except you won't be able to run to the PlayStation Store and...

 
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Apogee titles 50% this weekend at Good Old Games

The name Apogee disappeared sometime in the mid-'90s, but not before having a sizeable impact on both PC games and first-person shooters. Between 1993 and 1996, Apogee published a series of over-the-top shooters that definitely influen...

 
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The DTOID Show: Now with a helping of Jim Sterling!

Oh hey there, Destructoid. I didn't see you come in. I was just watching this evening's episode of The Destructoid Show, starring myself and Mr. Jim Sterling. Oh, and Max makes an appearance, too... I guess. First up on today's agenda, Squ...

 
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Rumor: Gearbox rebooting Duke Nukem in next game

According to Official Xbox Magazine (in the same column that namedropped Fable IV), Gearbox Software is aiming to give Duke Nukem a complete reboot once it's wrapped up production on Aliens: Colonial Marines.  The first game in this bo...

 
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Details on the Parody Pack add-on for Duke Nukem Forever

Downloadable content for Duke Nukem Forever is on the way. And while it's not at all compelling to those who aren't into the game's multiplayer, at least it's free for First Access Club members. (You need to have registered before DNF launc...

 
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Pachter claims Duke Nukem Forever sales will disappoint

Industry analyst Michael "Was Angry At Jim For A Bit" Pachter has cut his estimates for Duke Nukem Forever's sales performance in half, claiming that the game didn't have an impressive run at retail and won't be among 2011's biggest sellers...

 
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Duke Nukem Forever headed to Mac this August

After a long, long wait (of only a few months) Duke Nukem Forever is coming to Mac, courtesy of Aspyr Games.It'll be out this August, and it sounds like a direct port of the long-awaited shooter. If you don't know what Duke Nukem Forever is...

 
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These women are offended by Duke Nukem Forever

College Humor's sister site, Dorkly, got some women to play through Duke Nukem Forever. I was pissed off for all the same reasons too.

 
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Does Duke Nukem Forever suck? Download the demo!

Most critics agree: Duke Nukem Forever sucks. After more than 10 years of waiting, it ain't all that. Jim Sterling reviewed it for Destructoid and called it a "miserable, lifeless, grotesque little game."But who listens to critics? They obv...

 
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New Destructoid Episode: DLC, DNF, WWJD, GTFO

Hey gang, we've got another episode of The Destructoid Show dedicated to all the hard-hitting post-E3 news from the past couple days. That was a joke. There's a demo out for Duke Nukem Forever which hopefully has poop and tits in it. ...

 
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Gearbox Community Day: Pitchford, Duke and 2,000+ fans

John Carmack and Warren Spector may have more history behind them, but no Texas game developer throws a party like Gearbox Software CEO Randy Pitchford. Last week, Pitchford and other key staff hosted Gearbox Community Day in Dallas, Texas....

 
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Take-Two: There will be more Duke Nukem

Unsurprisingly, Duke Nukem Forever is a commercial success in spite of being a creative dog. Even less surprisingly, Take-Two is going to capitalize on that by giving the world more Duke. He is more certainly back.  "Part of it is the ...

 
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New Destructoid Episode: Butt Saints Hacked!

Good evening, gentle readers. Come in, make yourself at home. I'll throw a log on the fire and crack open a bottle of wine. Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable while I run down the day's news? First up, Sega got h...

 
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Danish studio developing Duke Nukem 3D: Reloaded

Have you had enough Duke with Duke Nukem Forever? No? Turns out a small Danish studio called Interceptor Entertainment is right there with you, as it's working on a high-def remake of Duke Nukem 3D.  Duke Nukem 3D: Reloaded has been ac...

 
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Forever

I was thinking this morning how people have been telling us to give Duke Nukem Forever a break because it's so old, despite Ocarina of Time 3D holding up pretty well. I then realized that, rather than Duke, you can instead always bet on Li...

 
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New Destructoid Episode: Jimmy Fallon Steals All Our News

Move it, football-head. It's Friday, so today's episode of The Destructoid Show was carefree and whimsical. Here's the rundown: Jimmy Fallon, that guy who was in Taxi with Queen Latifah, sometimes covers video game news on his late-night t...

 
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Duke Nukem voice actor slams 'clueless' critics

Duke Nukem voice actor Jon St. John has written off negative reviews of Duke Nukem Forever as coming from "clueless" critics. These, of course, are the same critics that would have been quoted on press releases had they said anything positi...

 
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I used to love Duke Nukem. Rather, I loved the entity that I believed Duke Nukem to be. Like many of you, I once thought of him as a funny joke, an exaggeration of action videogames whose balls-to-the-wall attitude could only...   read

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PR firm threatens reviewers over Duke Nukem Forever

PR firm The Redner Group has been fired by 2K Games after threatening to blacklist those reviewers deemed too "venomous" in their appraisal of Duke Nukem Forever. It later transpired that the threat was an unplanned and rash statement, not ...

 
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New Destructoid Episode: Duke Nukem, Catherine, and Wii U

Hey gang, long time no typing. In the wake of E3, I am suffering from what the experts are referring to as "nerd flu," but which is more likely a hybrid of the T-Virus, Captain Trips, and the Legacy Virus. In spite of Kinect being the most...

 

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