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Friday Night Fights - This is getting corny


Game with the Puntoid Community!
Jan 15
// Mike Martin
So our own Chris "I Swear I'm Not A Terminator" Carter (Watch your neuronet processor having ass, deathbot) feels the new Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 Beta is promising. I have to agree with him. It's definitely not a...
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Friday Night Fights: So much c-


Game with the Cocktoid Community!
Jan 08
// Mike Martin
Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right col...
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!


Game with a hungover Community!
Jan 01
// Mike Martin
Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on my cat, and vomit in my shoe. I think I drew dicks on myself too... God, I'm an asshole.
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Friday Night Fights - It is here!


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Dec 18
// Mike Martin
It is almost Christmas and there is a new Star Wars movie out. *drops mic*
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Friday Night Fights - Stick Fighting


Game with the Stick Figure Community!
Dec 11
// Mike Martin
EDF and Helldivers all in one week. Wow. So much awesome it must be my birfday. But it's not. It's Christmas time stupid. My birthday was in October and none of you said shit. This is why we have ants.  So we find oursel...
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Friday Night Fights - Enemy bugs approaching!


EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
Dec 04
// Mike Martin
You hear that? After 7 years... 7 full years of peace, quiet and other Earthy stuff. They are returning. THE FUCKING BUGS ARE COMING MAN! Definitely a job for the EDF. Earth Defense Force 4.1 is hitting next week on the 8th, ...
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Friday Night Fights - Destroy the Rebel scum!


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Nov 20
// Mike Martin
I got to play Battlefront at my brothers... It is not the best... It may not even hold a candle to the old ones (2 ftw!). Holy fuck though. The sound, the feel and the looks? Damn. I might have to take this brain-dead, hunk o...
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges


Change with the Dtoid community
Nov 13
// Mike Martin
Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what...
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Friday Night Fights - Jack and Sh**


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Nov 06
// Mike Martin
Whole lotta nothing going on today, eh? Maybe y'all should sign up to play some Black Ops 3 together! How about some Rocket League? I don't know. I'm exhausted, work has been crazy and I just want to take a nap. A sexy nap. A cheesy, sexy, dirty nap. With cheese. Shit. That's how we get ants though. ;)
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Friday Night Fights - Fright Night Edition


Oct 30
// Mike Martin
Welcome to another spooktacular edition of Friday Night Fights! Hollowiener is upon us, and I'm excited to take my kiddos trick or treatin' and see some slutty costumes on moms. I had to miss Halloween last year due to surger...
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FNF

Friday Night Fights - You dirty rat edition


Game with the Skaven Community!
Oct 23
// Mike Martin
Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide releases today. Oh boy, am I excited. I've had a blast in my short time with the beta. Yes, the game is basically L4D Ratz Edition. The atmosphere, the fighting, and the characters make it st...
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FNF

Friday Night Fights - You get a new car and you...


Game with the Oprah Community!
Oct 16
// Mike Martin
...get a NEW CAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Header idea came from a joke our lovely Jed Whitaker made in an email. Thank you Jed. I am pleased with the end result. I spent way too long last night working on different images until this ...
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - F**k Cancer Edition


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Oct 09
// Mike Martin
Our own very lovely, community member Glowbear has written a book. Titled Magpies and Shifty Sheep, the book is available on Amazon. All proceeds will be donated to Cancer research. Go support Glowie and help fight cancer. Unless you like cancer? DO YOU LIKE CANCER? I dated a cancer once, weird girl but she grew on me. Let's go play some games together!
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Quick and dirty threesomes


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Oct 02
// Mike Martin
Just like Angela likes it. In a rush, busy day, no time for words. I know it's disappointing to all three of you who care about the crap that comes out of my mouth. Instead of my silly rants, just stare at that header and thi...
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Friday Night Fights - Wasteland Jetpacks and Buttcracks


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Sep 25
// Mike Martin
Not much to say this week (or to play apparently...). Tired as heck from graveyard shifts, but no regrets. I've been really enjoying Mad Max which was gifted to me by an awesome person (I'll have those kids ready soon), and C...
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Friday Night Fights - Taco Cat Edition


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Sep 18
// Mike Martin
Honestly, I just want tacos. Was looking at pictures and stumbled across the ole Taco Cat spelled backwards... meme and here we are. LAZY FRIDAY FOLKS! Woot! Everyone still into Metal Gear? Awww yeah baby. I'll put my metal i...
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Friday Night Fights - A little light in the trousers


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Sep 04
// Mike Martin
Things are a bit light this week, eh? I'm guessing everyone is enjoying some MGSV? Maybe a few getting down with Mad Max? Beans of coolness. As always, if you get the bug to play with some real people (Eww), sign up in the co...
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Chicken parts and PAX farts


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Aug 28
// Mike Martin
First off, let's thank the amazing crew handling the new Friday Night Fights blog. You guys are amazing and I appreciate you all stepping up to the plate on this. As some of you may know, I haven't been going through the best...
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Friday Night Fights - We Will Not Fall!


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Aug 07
// Mike Martin
There's been changes lately and some problems in the forums as I'm sure some of you are aware. Even with the forums closing, FNF will not go quietly into the night though. We will stand, we will fight and we will fuck. Give m...
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights: I am obsessed with Rocket League


And you should be, too!
Jul 31
// mrandydixon
Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I'v...
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Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Jul 24
// Mike Martin
My tank is empty and it's been a rough week. Have some dirty limericks! Share your own below! There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a...
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Team Fortress 2sday

Team Fortress 2sday: Space is the place


Play TF2 with your Dtoid community!
Jul 21
// mrandydixon
Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very ann...
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Friday Night Fights - Horses are Sexy


Game with the Horsetoid Community!
Jul 17
// Mike Martin
One day there was a promiscuous pony, and that little whorse decided to cross the road. He had heard someone shout "HAY!" and wanted to see who it was. The voice seemed to come from down an alleyway. The little whorse grew sc...
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Friday Night Fights - Cars Playing Soccer!


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Jul 10
// Mike Martin
I am pretty damn addicted to Rocket League at the moment (It's sad that's the last article about it from us, c'mon guys). Soccer with jet powered cars.... just works. It's the most insane, competitive fun, that I've had in a ...
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Team Fortress 2sdays: I'm Back Baby!


Vacation is Over!
Jul 07
// Mike Martin
So it’s been a while, and during my absence I’ve gotten a new job, become a kid and a squid, fought for the glorious team dog, learned two programming languages in a single weekend, became a 5th edition druid, and...
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Friday Night Fights - All About Andy


He asked for it....
Jul 03
// Mike Martin
What can any single one of us say about the greatness of M. Randall Antoinette of Dixonia III? What could we say that does him justice, I mean? Andy is larger than any one achievement, act, or even nipple. Andy is a God among...
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Friday Night Fights - Today is Awesome


Seriously, awesome!
Jun 26
// Mike Martin
I don't have much else to say. Hells yeah. Let's play some games and celebrate!
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Friday Night Fights - Chunky Horchata


Why is there a horse-Phil?
Jun 19
// Mike Martin
Today is a special day in my family. It's the 57th anniversary of a great historical event, our great-grandfather (Thomas Kinkade Jefferson Johnson), took part in. The year was 1891, and old Gangsta Herp (as Grandpa was known...
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Friday Night Fights - Tumbleweeds Bloodfeast


Game with the Dtoid Community!
Jun 12
// Mike Martin
Oh my lord, they're coming! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have zero energy today. Worked 3 back to back 18hr shifts. Dear lord I'm burnt out. Where's my bed? WHO TOOK MY BED? Oh, there it is. Goodnight fair 'toiders. May the penis be with you. E3? Yay! Games? Yay! Sleep? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... *farts*
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Team Fortress 2sdays: Chicken Ballet


Bawk Bawk Bawk!
Jun 09
// Mike Martin
Ever since Holmes showed off the amazing looking Chickensword, I've had cocks on the brain. I mean I usually have them on the brain, but never this fowl. Maybe I need to take a beak from all this madness. It's just hard to gi...

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