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Friday Night Fights - Wasteland Jetpacks and Buttcracks

Not much to say this week (or to play apparently...). Tired as heck from graveyard shifts, but no regrets. I've been really enjoying Mad Max which was gifted to me by an awesome person (I'll have those kids ready soon), and ChargeShot. Char...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Taco Cat Edition

Honestly, I just want tacos. Was looking at pictures and stumbled across the ole Taco Cat spelled backwards... meme and here we are. LAZY FRIDAY FOLKS! Woot! Everyone still into Metal Gear? Awww yeah baby. I'll put my metal in your gear. On...

 
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Friday Night Fights - A little light in the trousers

Things are a bit light this week, eh? I'm guessing everyone is enjoying some MGSV? Maybe a few getting down with Mad Max? Beans of coolness. As always, if you get the bug to play with some real people (Eww), sign up in the comments below. Y...

 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Chicken parts and PAX farts

First off, let's thank the amazing crew handling the new Friday Night Fights blog. You guys are amazing and I appreciate you all stepping up to the plate on this. As some of you may know, I haven't been going through the best of times. In f...

 
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Friday Night Fights - We Will Not Fall!

There's been changes lately and some problems in the forums as I'm sure some of you are aware. Even with the forums closing, FNF will not go quietly into the night though. We will stand, we will fight and we will fuck. Give me a little time...

 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights: I am obsessed with Rocket League

Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I've played it non...

 
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Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids

My tank is empty and it's been a rough week. Have some dirty limericks! Share your own below! There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There ...

 
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Team Fortress 2sday

Team Fortress 2sday: Space is the place

Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very annoying on the fr...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Horses are Sexy

One day there was a promiscuous pony, and that little whorse decided to cross the road. He had heard someone shout "HAY!" and wanted to see who it was. The voice seemed to come from down an alleyway. The little whorse grew scared though, he...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Cars Playing Soccer!

I am pretty damn addicted to Rocket League at the moment (It's sad that's the last article about it from us, c'mon guys). Soccer with jet powered cars.... just works. It's the most insane, competitive fun, that I've had in a long time. I do...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: I'm Back Baby!

So it’s been a while, and during my absence I’ve gotten a new job, become a kid and a squid, fought for the glorious team dog, learned two programming languages in a single weekend, became a 5th edition druid, and worked securit...

 
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Friday Night Fights - All About Andy

What can any single one of us say about the greatness of M. Randall Antoinette of Dixonia III? What could we say that does him justice, I mean? Andy is larger than any one achievement, act, or even nipple. Andy is a God amongst men. Little ...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Today is Awesome

I don't have much else to say. Hells yeah. Let's play some games and celebrate!

 
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Friday Night Fights - Chunky Horchata

Today is a special day in my family. It's the 57th anniversary of a great historical event, our great-grandfather (Thomas Kinkade Jefferson Johnson), took part in. The year was 1891, and old Gangsta Herp (as Grandpa was known to the locals)...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Tumbleweeds Bloodfeast

Oh my lord, they're coming! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have zero energy today. Worked 3 back to back 18hr shifts. Dear lord I'm burnt out. Where's my bed? WHO TOOK MY BED? Oh, there it is. Goodnight fair 'toiders. May the peni...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: Chicken Ballet

Ever since Holmes showed off the amazing looking Chickensword, I've had cocks on the brain. I mean I usually have them on the brain, but never this fowl. Maybe I need to take a beak from all this madness. It's just hard to give a cluck with...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Let's Roll Around In Cats

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Team Fortress 2sdays: On Time Edition!

After a lovely mix-up last week, your weekly helping of TF2sday arrives on time and in the Nick of Time! Besides learning my days of the week, life has been rather uneventful. I've been playing a lot of the new Carnivores remake and love it...

 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - Skynet is Coming

The things happening at MIT are scary. Above is a picture from their robotics lab, and have you heard about the cheetah? Way to create our own destruction folks. Fucking hell. Moving along from our imminent doom, how is everyone? Grill up s...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: I Like Lego!

Seriously. That is an awesome set. Me gusta. How is all the Team Fortress action been treating everyone lately? I don't know how you all still play to be honest. Nothing against the game, I just don't have the drive to play the same game ev...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Get Over Here!

Guys, I have a problem. I'm thirsty as hell. Not for some sweet meat slapping, but for blood. Your blood. Someone needs to hit me up on Xbox or PC for some Mortal Kombat X action. I have 9 Komplete on PC as well. LET'S DO THIS THANG! I need...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: Missing You

Dammit Hank. I keep forgetting I have to write these until the last second, and then I'm stumped. You're out there, flying around on your winged anus llama. Drinking in the clouds with your eyes, while Mario Lopez serves you strawberry daiq...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Together Forever

Some say love doesn't last. I say those that say that are twats. Every relationship requires maintenance, patience and understanding. It has to go both ways as well. It cannot be just a one street, with one person giving and the other one o...

 
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EU FNF: Who You Gonna Call?

Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/movie together. Sound ...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: The Hankcation Continues!

Hank is continuing his vacation, but all hope has not abandoned ye. Hank and crew are still providing hot team on team action for you fine folks. Check the map list below and get in there!

 
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Friday Night Fights - 30 Helens Agree

Happy Friday Everyone! Sorry but this will be another short one. Was running around all morning and afternoon. Had to handle some boring medical and kid related issues. Excited to finally get some gaming in tonight though. The lovely Panza ...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: So Long And Thanks...

Yep, I’m out. Well, out for the time being at least. I’ll still maintain the TF2 server in the background like I always have, and I'll be around to play with you guys from time to time, but I need a break. It would be a lie to s...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Kim Cattrall's Always Looked Like She Sucks...

I just want to say: I love you guys. I really do. I'm watching Mannequin with the Frights crew and it's just the best to be able to hangout with you guys. It warms my heart to be a part of this community. We may not like things that happen ...

 
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Team Fortress 2sdays: #WhensMahvel

So can I take a moment to say something that’s probably super unpopular? I’m not a fan of Joss Whedon. There I said it, now don’t get me wrong, I love Firefly and the MCU alongside a scant few other things he’s done....

 
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Friday Night Fights - A Case of the Blehs

Not much to say this week, in a rush and a bunch of other stuffs. Go play some games and have a great weekend everyone!

 

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you said?Now check whats going on in the couldnt help it!

 
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Gonna finally download Oris Definitive Edition tomorrow, since Im going to a place with internet that I can use to I cant wait to play a better version of my 2015

 
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Gotta get in on that cat girl

 
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I could watch public access tv

 
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Before the day is done, have another picture of best cat Bonus bunny girl included!

 
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Sitting down with a lot of coffee and a wee slice of creme brule to WATCH The

 
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Beyond Two Souls is no where near as smart as it wants me to think it

 
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I sometimes wonder if I quickpost too then I tell myself thats a stupid thought and keep

 
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100% convinced the radio station at works controlled by Internet How else to explain Never Gonna Give You Up, then Whats Going On? Yes,

 
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Really struggled with Mirrors Edge LOVED Mirrors Edge but the open world slowed the game down so Spent some time discussing this

 
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Im glad Ive decided to be more liberal in spending my SP in Bravely I had 3 SP in Bravely Default literally until the final few hours of True

 
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So theres now a teaser for the third season of the Wakfu animated This makes me very And Mostly With some happy thrown Okay, many kinds of Im currently Just having a Rubbing my

 
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I dont really have any catgirls to So instead heres RVD turning his head into a spring

 
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Has anyone here played Rabi-Ribi? I heard its a pretty damn solid metroidvania but I have yet to see any more than 2 reviews for The games Steam page is loaded with positive user reviews

 
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Lets see what todays quest is in Stardew

 
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Not sure why, but I get antsy when the devs of an indie game are in the comment section of an article about said

 
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