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U.S. gov thinking about unified rating system for most media

You know what is confusing? Having all these different ratings floating around like some sort of rating harem. Which rating system are you supposed to trust? According to the U.S. government we shouldn't trust any of them (except film). Blo...

 
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'Ecchi Onee-san Rearing' is a real game, especially on your cellphone

[As originally posted on Japanator] Ah, I love catching strange and bizarre cellphone games announcements off of 2ch. It always puts some context to the absolute batshit-insanity surrounding some of these titles. Like this one: Ecchi Onee-s...

 
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E3 09: Gameloft's iPhone line up

Gameloft might be a company you know about from their cell phone games. I know I've bought something of theirs in the past. However, they’ve really made a push into the growing market of the iPhone,  which is probably the only ph...

 
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Crazy Hot Dogs Tailgate Party: Hot dogs are apparently "crazy" now

[video]113320:803[/video]It's no secret that I'm a sucker for a game with a good title. Or, if I can't have a good title, give me a really weird one to grab my attention. Just string together a set of words with (at best) tenuous links betw...

 
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Dtoid Mobile beta 2 -- now 50% faster, more features

Do you read Destructoid on the toilet?  Don't answer that! If you have an internet-capable phone you'll be glad to know that we've upgraded the mobile version of our site quite a bit to make it faster and more useful on the go.  W...

 
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Some weeks ago I had the distinct pleasure of having my ass handed to me in a Reset Generation journo tournament hosted by the Themis Group and, as promised, I shall pass the spoils onto a chosen one from the Dtoid Army this ...   read

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Nunchuk-like controller coming to cell phones

Do you find yourself playing games on a cell phone and your chubby fingers are getting in the way? Well, worry no more. The Zeemote is a bluetooth-enabled controller that looks awfully similar to a Wii Nunchuk and promises to take some of ...

 
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Japan gets Professor Layton port for cell phones

The reasons I'm obsessed with Japan are beyond number, but this recent announcement is a sterling example of why I envy their culture. Not only is Professor Layton and the Curious Village available on cell phones, but according to Famitsu i...

 
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Square Enix announces Ellark, a new mobile RPG

Okay, I don't currently play mobile games, but I have to say I would play mobile games if something that wasn't total crap was actually available to play (or if the majority of US cell phones weren't totally uncomfortable to play games on.)...

 
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Square Enix forms mobile studio, more quality spin-offs headed your way

I think I'm starting to privately hate the Enix half of Square-Enix. Although I can't necessarily prove that they are the problem, I can say that before Square joined forces with them, I liked them a lot better. The more sequels and spin-of...

 
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Guitar Hero coming to cell phones; hopes not be drowned out by riotous laughter

There are multiple levels of ridiculous in all things from film to games. The announcement of Guitar Hero Mobile invents a whole new level of senselessness -- It's the equivalent of trying to milk a meercat. Why do I play Guitar Hero? Let's...

 
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'GTA for girls' causes controversy, sky is blue, Piplup still adorable

In a completely unshocking turn of events, a game billed as the "Grand Theft Auto for girls" has pissed off people who we're all beginning to assume earn a living being outraged and screaming "Won't someone please think of th...

 
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Persona 3 cell phone prequel coming (to a faraway country)

Siliconera has word that Japan will be seeing a Persona 3 prequel in the form of a cell phone game that doesn't look entirely terrible. Here's the rundown:Without delving into too much some events happen pre-Persona 3 Playstation 2 and you ...

 
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Rockin' Stone: You can skip all your life, but not go anywhere

I don't think I have words to describe the majesty of the above footage. It comes from a cell phone game entitled Rockin' Stone and not since Cassavetes' The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie have I seen such a gleeful mineral formation. Appare...

 
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Ghouls 'n Ghosts returns! Capcom releases the classic ... wait, for cell phones?

As if the game wasn't tough enough to play with an NES controller or a Wonderswan pad, Capcom's mobile division has announced the re-release of the classic Ghouls 'n Ghosts for ... your phone. Yeah, good luck with those little arrow keys, p...

 
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Square-Enix announces Destiny's Child game for mobile phones ... wait, what?

Remember the whole Y2K doomsday scare, when your neighbor spent his entire nest egg building that bomb shelter in his basement, stocked with a 10-year supply of Spaghetti-Os and Urnge Drank? Yeah, you might want to go knock on his door abou...

 
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Most of the time, we wouldn't dare give up precious Dtoid front-page space to something as casual and, well, crappy as a cell phone game. But, when something is as big and done as well as God of War has been done for the ...   read

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Keitai attack! Japanese cell phone games we'll never get

Unlike us here in America, the people in Japan actually play cell phone games. While reading the stories on Famitsu, I keep coming across cell phone games that actually look like fun. So today, I've gathered together some informati...

 
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Heroes: The Mobile Game or as I call it, the game I never knew I wanted

Gameloft is all up in the cell phone gaming market and one of the things they especially love to do is take popular TV shows and turn them into mobile gold (Lost, Desperate Housewives, etc.). The latest step toward market saturation is the ...

 
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Now the Gods can alert you when you've got a text

Yes, now you can be even geekier than before by having Okami ringtones on your phone. Dan Zuccarelli over at Bits Bytes Pixels & Sprites took some of the notable sound effects from Okami and made them into ringtones. So, ...

 
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Dyson has already talked a little about N-Gage's new vision, but here it is straight from their mouth in video form. Enjoy. *Props to Husky Hog for the camera and editing work.   read

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GDC 2007: Mobile Games? People play those?

The scary thing about the Mobile Game Industry is that they seem no more sure of its ability to succeed than the gamer who reacts apathetically to it. I was curious about the real deal, so I checked out a seminar today called "Are We H...

 
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LocoRoco coming to cell phones

While we would much rather see it on the PS3 (or DS, haha!) LocoRoco is coming to a cancer stick near you. Before defecating on Kotaku today, Sony announced that the once-exclusive PSP game will see a mobile phone version, featuring three ...

 
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Glu Mobile signs on for N-Gage platform ... yes, that N-Gage platform

The N-Gage is coming back, baby -- whether you want it or not. And, in Nokia's first step toward mobile cell phone gaming and what not dominance, they've brought Glu Mobile on board to help with the games side of this ambitious ven...

 
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Porn Manager 2 gameplay footage; wait, there was a Porn Manager 1?

You know how much we at Destructoid loves the pron (example one, two, three, four and five ... OK six). In fact, next to gaming, it's the reason we keep on living in this f*cked up world. Well, if you like to wave your freak flag as...

 
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Duke Nukem 3D running on a cell phone

 TechEBlog just brought my attention to this impressive video. Granted, the frame rate isn't so great, but give it a few years and I can definitely see cell phone gaming making Sony and Nintendo hot around the collar. The video is...

 
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Carmack wants your "handheld" to "explore" his "dungeon".

John Carmack (yes, the John Carmack behind DOOM, Quake, Wolfenstein and, by extension, every FPS you have ever played), is a genius. The man can program everything from game engines to orbital rockets, and his latest venture is into the bur...

 
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Top 50 mobile games of 2006 (or 50 games you will end up downloading but playing less than Tetris)

For years analysts have been proclaiming the cellular phone to be the next big gaming platform, and as much as everyone on the planet (who happens to be worth knowing) owns a cell, no one really gets that excited over the game releases.Exce...

 
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Crunk Golf? I need a drink ...

Lil' Jon, the rapper who is more well known for Dave Chapelle's spoof of his mannerisms than his actual musicianship, somehow got it into his head that lending his unfortunate "grill" to a cell phone golf game would be an ...

 
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Another N-Gage? Nokia is run by hamsters, stupid hamsters [Update]

First, let me say that this news comes from The Register, so take it with a grain of salt, but apparently Nokia, the cellphone giant behind the previous two iterations of the handheld abortion The N-Gage, has decided that catastrophic fai...

 

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vxxyman

I cant go to So Im just looking at stuff and I keep checking out this countdown site for P5 Were getting dont toy with us anymore, New video and release date,

 
ObliqueZombie

Wait, is Escapist Magazine actually a PC Master Race meme wank fest, or is there some satire that slipped under the radar?

 
DanteKinkade

Its great in Hardboiled Chicken 2, Lil Putzki has a giant cellphone shaped robot, a giant cellphone shaped robot that looks like it has a rocket launcher for a

 
ZombZ

I noticed most people here write text in block form, while I prefer using a lot of line Is there a writing rule Im ignoring? Especially long texts are easier to read (for me) with line breaks, but Ive never been a fast reader

 
Dreamweaver

Yeah, remember when Quickposts were taken over by catgirls? Well, following in Meanderbots lead, I decided to redraw one of my other original characters (I have dozens) as a Heres Mayuki, who is supposed to be this pudgy girl loves to Yay?

 
Retrofraction

It only took 4 years, but I have an interview at a small production company would say I am excited, but I am very tired I have to go shopping for clothes to wear at it XD

 
Dreamweaver

I suck at drawing yet heres an image I It features one of my original characters, Brianna, just chilling out playing games while her friend, Tetsuya, Was supposed to be a two-part image where she rage-quit, but I couldnt make it >^<

 
JcDent

How to make a CnC Generals Add Profit?

 
JcDent

I always thought that videogame helicopters are only there to crash dramatically, either to put you into a level or force you to reach a secondary Eurogamer goes to add that they also serve as exposition dumps, too!

 
Pixie The Fairy

I just want to see the next Nintendo Sony pretty much handed Nintendo that market when they gave up on Sonys Japanese studios are gonna need something to

 
StriderHoang

Who says I cant fall in love with myself?

 
Chris Bradshaw
 
Chris Bradshaw

Which one is This?

 
TheAngriestCarp

When youre trying to work on a super important project thats due in eight hours and Overwatch sits on your desktop, taunting

 
hlarge4

My daughter turned 6 20 minutes My next child will be born in exactly 36 Is this a tI me to be alive or There arent enough ways to say how happy I

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Sony sells PS4 as a profit and its a good Nintendo sells NX at a profit and its a bad Its about as astounding as it is

 
Agent9

A piece from an old comic long since Its still really good though

 
Jed Whitaker

Fuck Overwatch, Ill be playing Battleborn tonight on my (No, but really, they are both pretty good games from what I can

 
SeymourDuncan17

Second reminder to Vita owners: Get Im officially staying up late to play it, backtracking for optional

 
Torchman

Played MK8 200cc with the competitive community Mmmmmm, felt good being reminded theres a game where I will for sure get my ass kicked

 
Nekrosys

Well, Ive just thought of an idea thatd be equal parts amazing and terrible: Gravity Rush for PS Itd be pretty fucking amazing, but the motion sickness would be SO

 
Shinta

Finally made it to Nue in Getting my ass served on a Got him to like 55% once I think

 
Larxinostic

If you have any information regarding her whereabouts, please contact your nearest

 
Jinx 01

I think this is new, maybe added in a recent Windows update? (Im on 7) If you press the guide button after starting your wireless 360 controller it shows the battery charge Wonder if that interferes with Big Picture Mode, that used it right?

 
GoofierBrute

You The Overwatch Its Like holy crap is this

 
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I got a Loot Crate DX and I love Horde and alliance burbon glasses? Yes please! Massive D20 shaped chilling rocks? Why, Ill take that! 8 inch, glow in the dark adventure time figure? Howd you Lightweight Zelda hoodie? Its on my bod!

 
TysonOfTime

Played some Overwatch Beta at my friends house since my code hasnt arrived yet Its so much Its so incredibly I got the play of the game as Mei and I just feel so much more excited for the full game to

 
OverlordZetta

Sometimes you just gotta

 
jak2364

Just started playing through Doom 3 for the first This It kinda feels like 1 and 2 have aged better than this The gunplay feels really Not even sure if I want to continue Is the story good?

 

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