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BritToid Ep.24: Keep Calm and have some Pi

Oh hey there! It's that time again for some wonderful European magic. We have a full cast this week (yay) and after rambling on about games and stuff, we talk a little more about the current situation with UK retailer GAME. We then move on ...

 
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BritToid Ep. 23: Keep Calm and Something About GAME

Sup Dtoid homies! Me and my jolly bunch of crazy Europeans are back again for some more madness, criticism and some form of videogame chat. After our weekly roundup we move on to talk about some of the current big topics in the UK games ind...

 
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BritToid Ep. 22: Keep Calm and Look Back At 2011

It's not too late to do a 2011 recap right? Well it is still January, so myself and the BritToid team decided to look back before we move forward into 2012. We picked a whole bunch of categories to discuss and believe me, there were many di...

 
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BritToid Ep. 21: Keep Calm and Don't Mind the Gap!

Well hello there wonderful Destructoid people. It's that time again... BritToid episode 21 is here! After doing our weekly game round-up, we recap the happenings from last week's Namco vs Capcom fight club, which was also covered by Ju...

 
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BritToid Ep. 20: Keep Calm and Don't Stare at The Sun

Well hello there fine men and women of Destructoid, I am very pleased to announce episode 20 of BritToid is now available! How exciting! As always we begin by rounding up what we have enjoyed playing this week, which is actually quite varie...

 
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BritToid Episode 19: Keep Calm and Say Hi To Becca!

Hello and good day Lords and Ladies, I am pleased to announce the latest episode of BritToid! We have said our goodbyes to Miss Hollie Bennett and I have now been welcomed into the world of crazy. This episode begins with a quick round up o...

 
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BritToid ep 18: Keep calm and say farewell to Hollie

So here it is, ladies and gentlemen: not only my very last BritToid, but also my very last front-page post as staff here at Destructoid. As of tomorrow, I will be the new Consumer and Community PR for Namco Bandai in the UK.  On a...

 
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BritToid: The Eurogamer Expo 2011 special edition

Eurogamer Expo 2011 was a fantastic event in London which saw a great turn out from Destructoid EU who came together to play some games and duel wield wine.  In this special edition of BritToid the team come together to discu...

 
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BritToid ep 15: Keep calm and have a special edition

Look everybody, it's the BritToid gamescom special edition podcast! About time we got around to posting it, don't you think? In this episode, the usual crew returns to talk about the games we are currently playing, how awesome gamescom was...

 
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Meet the Gamescom 2011 team

While I am probably on my forth or fifth mini-meltdown this week it appears that nearly all my pre-gamescom prep work is completed and the team is eager to be let loose at one of biggest gaming events in the world. Much like last...

 
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BritToid Ep 14: Keep calm and fondle the back

Welcome to episode 14 of BritToid, Destructoid's very own Euro-focused gaming podcast, where every fortnight I try to control the madness and stop Dan Seto and Dan Carniero from spending the whole time arguing.  On episode 14...

 
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BritToid Ep 13: Keep calm and do stuff with Angel!

At the end of recording every episode we pick a title which is based on some of the dumb stuff we say. While arguing over what to call this episode I discovered the greatest website of all time - Angel does stuff which became the ...

 
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BritToid Ep 12: Keep calm and touch a bear

This episode reaches you in a far more timely manner than we are used to seeing and I proudly present the retun of the full cast for the first time in many, many months.  In episode 12 we take a look at wh...

 
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BritToid Ep 11: Keep calm and plug the flow

While this may only be the 11th official BritToid podcast, it is actually our one year anniversary and it has definitely been an interesting adventure. When I started working for Destructoid I always said I wanted to be on a podca...

 
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BritToid Ep 10: The missing edition

After numerous technical difficulties and a little trip to E3, I can finally announce that the very long awaited and overdue BritToid episode 10 has finally arrived -- on the eve of the recording of BritToid episode 11 none the less.  ...

 
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BritToid Ep 9: Keep calm and have UK resistance

Ladies and gentelmen as the Royal wedding is upon us here in the glorious Untied Kingdom we decided this was the perfect time to further celebrate our Britishness by bringing you episode 9 of BritToid: Destructoids British gaming focused po...

 
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BritToid Ep 8: Keep calm & cry sexually frustrated tears

Boys and girls, we are pleased to bring you episode 8 of BritToid, Destructoid's sporadically recorded European gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees myself, Germany, Seto and Gandy make it a whole 30 seconds before discussing mens' nau...

 
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BritToid Ep 7: Keep calm and home dip!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have successfully returned and are pleased to give you episode 7 of BritToid -- Destructoid's European-focused gaming podcast -- with a usual cast of Daniel Seto, Daniel Carniero, Sean Justice, and myself,...

 
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BritToid 6: Keep calm and jump on the bandwagon

Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans and trying to u...

 
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BritToid #6: Keep calm and jump on the bandwagon

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that the full cast of BritToid will be coming together tonight to record episode 6. With Christmas and New Year now out of the way, the European side of gaming news has been pretty quiet...

 
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BritToid Ep 5: Keep calm and leave a message

Well look at us lot! We are back again with our fancy European swagga', minimalistic design and our stylish accents. This time myself (your European Community manager), Daniel Seto (the token Asian), Daniel Carniero (the not actually German...

 
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BritToid 5 records tomorrow

Oh yes, it is time again for BritToid, the now European-focused gaming podcast for Destructoid. This week we will be looking at Christmas and lay down our predictions on what we think will dominate sales (and I will be banning anyone from s...

 
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BritToid episode 4: Keep calm and go deeper

Well isn't this long over due? Sorry about that everyone, our bad. However, these last few months have seen plenty going on! DtoidUK became Dtoid Europe after we adopted a Dutch guy. DtoidEurope finally got a HQ as myself and Dan Seto decid...

 
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GC 10: BritToid gamescom special!

Meine Damen und Herren. Welcome to a very special episode of BritToid coming to you from gamescom 2010! We see a few changes to our team this week as the lovely Andy is back in England and N0brien is currently driving back from Berlin. I al...

 
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BritToid episode 3: Keep calm and throw down a beat

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to BritToid, Episode 3! We are Destructoid's British-gaming-focused podcast that brings you some of Britain's finest (plus one German) accents and all the biggest news from the UK. Listen this month as we ki...

 
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BritToid Episode 2: Keep calm and have a scone

Lords and Ladies (and all that falls in-between), we have made it to episode two of BritToid! For anyone who missed the previous post, we are Destructoid's brand new British gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees the return of cast to...

 
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Ladies and gentlemen (and all that falls in-between), we are proud to announce the arrival of BritToid -- Destructoid’s brand new British gaming focused podcast. As a podcast, we look to bring you discussions revolvi...   read


Hollie BennettFeatured blogger

I am Hollie 'Pheoinx' Bennett aka Kind of a big deal. I am the European Community Manager, contributor, host of the BritToid and director of the European video team. I love this website and ever...

 

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Nathan D

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Saw the Ratchet and Clank movie It has its problems but its not nearly as bad as critics are making it out to Ive definitely seen

 
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Weve finally made it into the world of

 
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Ive been putting this off for too long but Im disapponted yall didnt mention the actual best catgirl:

 
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Well, that was an unexpected turn for the

 
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500 Fuck Now how to celebrate this milestone of glory?

 
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Cant we just admit that ALL catgirls are clawsome!?

 
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I just dropped my Persol sunglasses into a public I should just burn them now, right?

 
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You guys could stand to listen to more people talk about the NX/Zelda news, right?

 
Torchman

We interrupt your stream of catgirls to show you a mech turning into a giant That is

 
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Vadicta

A whole day of cat girls goes by, and no one mentioned the actual only and truly best one there is? This is true

 
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All this talk about catgirls and no one has mentioned the best one there is? you disappoint me Dtoid

 
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Need for Speed is bad at making first First it crashes in the very first race, and after I choose Play Alone, it boots me back to the main menu because it cant connect to a The future of gaming is here folks!

 
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Well campers its 4/30, were a third of the way through That means lists! Top three games of the year so far, and three youre giddy To the comments!

 
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Playing Dark Souls III using the Vitas Remote Play it wasnt my smartest idea

 
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