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The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). Destructoid UK Editor Laura Dale is joined this week by Joe Parlock an...


I hate to ruin the magic, but it's not too difficult to make Kirby snacks. Is it round and pink? Yes? Then it's a Kirby snack. Is it not round and pink? Yes? I don't know what the hell you just did. How did you screw this up? It's like an "If, then, else" statement if I knew how to do that. Someone do it for me, and then I'll show you my attempt, which was probably hilariously off.


Let's take a quick look at the history of videogames with clay-based graphics. Skullmonkeys is a one-off that most people don't even remember. The ClayFighter series has been dormant since the N64 days. Armikrog has been in d...


I'm a jerk who totally forgot about The Behemoth's Game 4 despite playing a fun chunk of the tactical role-playing title alongside its narrator, Will Stamper, and loving every minute of it. So to selfishly put it back on my ...




Fat Princess is back! In match-three form! Should you want to subject yourself to puzzle-madness, you can head over to the Canadian App Store and download the free-to-play game now. If you're looking for the Vita version, it ...


Castle Crashers and BattleBlock Theater studio The Behemoth is bringing this thing to RTX this weekend in Austin, Texas. What is it? (Besides a cupcake, obviously.) Dunno. But if you've been following "Game 4," you'll likely ...


The Ludum Dare 29 game challenge is in full swing, and one of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) games so far looks to be Baking Simulator 2014, a hilarious and awkward game that asks a few simple tasks of ...


Monsters Ate My Birthday Cake saw success on Kickstarter, and it's coming along nicely as evidence by our interview at PAX East. It looks super cute and simplistic, but there's way more depth than you'd imagine here. A deep ...


You saw that delightful trailer for the new Kirby 3DS game, right? I keep replaying it for the adorable music. We've since found out that this title is called Kirby: Triple Deluxe and, at least in Japan, it'll be releasing on...


I wasn't sure what to write about this week so I took to the Twitterverse last night and asked; "What should I write about this week?". Two responses, the first from PanaMusica (host of Hawken!) "Write about robots! I'll host...


What is it with Sonic games on Nintendo consoles and levels constructed entirely out of sweets? Sonic Colors had Sweet Mountain, and Sonic Lost World has Desert Ruins -- that is "desert" with one "s," as in the hot and sandy ...


The guys behind Surgeon Simulator 2013 had a special cake made to celebrate the game's success. It's themed after what you do in the game, and well, it's pretty damn gross. So gross that I put it below the fold in case you'r...


On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ...


Parents can be really awesome when it comes to cake. I remember for a birthday long ago, my mom made me a prehistoric landscape cake populated by dinosaurs, rough terrain, boulders, trees, and an erupting volcano. I thought ...


It seems like only an hour ago that I talking about how cool it would be to play a game featuring Fran Krause's reinterpretation of Pokemon. Well, what do you know, there's already something like that. The desi...


Square Enix polled 800+ Japanese Final Fantasy fans on which male characters really beef their cakes. Unsurprisingly, beefcake supremos known for making happy pants tents across the globe Squall and Cloud placed high at 2 and...


Well, there's no topping this one. This is the greatest achievement humankind has will ever possibly be able to come up. Revel in its glory. And bacon pancakes. On this fine post-Turkey Day, we're still talking about th...


Hey, if Steven can talk about haunted toast yesterday, I can talk about cupcakes today. Specifically, this is internet comedy rapper Devo Spice. He has a thing he's working on called "ridiculous raps" where he asks fans to s...


And I love them dearly. Destructoid OriginalCommunitoid 001: It BeginsImpressions: New Super Mario Bros. 2 DLCPodtoid 222: Weird Hairless Chicken-babiesIt Came from Japan! Splatterhouse: Wanpaku GraffitiLive show: Worms: Revo...


Yesterday was my cousin's 7th birthday. We wanted to make a special cake and asked him which character he would like in cake form. He suggested Kirby, so Kirby it was! I didn't bake this. You friggin' kidding me? I would burn...


Wake up in the morning and there's one thing on my mind, My tummy starts to rumble, couldn't stop it if I tried... Speaking of being hungry, EA has apparently been trying to buy Valve for years, we got super addicted to...


Gaaaaaaaaaah! Another Portal cake reference! Kill it with fire! Kidding! I can't stay mad at Jimmy and Ashley. They pull off such magical feats week after week, concocting delicious delicacies that tantalize my taste buds. B...


If you are reading this, it means you discovered a Daily Hotness recap that didn't go up in a timely fashion. Oops! In exchange for your silence regarding our failings, I shall bribe you with pancakes. Today, Allistair Pinsof...


There have been many arguments concerning the controversial ending for Mass Effect 3 -- some melodramatic, some perfectly valid. This new move from those snubbed by the trilogy's conclusion, however, wins the award for sheer ...


Today on the hotness we have the best anything in the history of existence. Literally. Since before time was, people that were not yet born have dreamt of the magic of today. Because today, we now know that bacon has been pla...


When I posted the first episode of the new online cooking show Feast of Fiction, I hypothesized that the topic coverage would most likely extend beyond videogames. Last week's Harry Potter butterbeer episode proved me right....


Hey hey! Who likes The Destructoid Show? (Hold for applause) Today, we tackle some hard-hitting video game news: Mass Effect 3 has four player co-op multiplayer, and if that wasn't enough -- it also has an online pass system!...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kirby's Return to Dreamland cake pops! They're so cute!  Far too cute to eat, right?  I mean, I should freeze these forever and crawl into the freezer every night to hang out...


NCsoft is pulling out all the stops to commemorate Aion's second anniversary. From September 22 to October 2, players will get to celebrate Aion's Ascension Festival with daily in-game contests and events. Dail...


There's not much to this story, really, so here it is: Gears of War 3 has gone gold. This means that Epic's highly-anticipated sequel is all done and ready for you to play on September 20 when the game hits shelves. As you do...


We heard earlier that Catherine broke all sales records for Atlus USA, but now a new tweet from the company lets us know just how well they did. As you can see, 200,000 copies of Catherine sold in the first week! That's a lot...


[Update: It looks like the half-bat, half-maggot boss from Resident Evil 5 is in the game as well.] Here's a bunch of new screenshots for Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D, featuring everybody's favorite bear, Barry Burton. I...


What a great idea. I'm almost tired of hearing about Angry Birds, but this cake was too neat to pass up.  Some lucky little dude named Ben got to celebrate his birthday with a playable Angry Birds cake. In the video a...


Tara got back from the VGAs extremely late last night. We had about five hours to catch up, sleep, and write the show. Hopefully we pulled it off. In this episode, Tara gives an extremely thorough rundown of her experience a...


Those beautiful people at SEGA kindly invited Destructoid to visit their office. Being the good will Ambassador that I am, I decided to visit on Dtoid's behalf. Why would SEGA want us to come to visit? They threw us a party ...


If there's one thing I love about the 3DS, it's the giddy excitement that it seems to inspire from jaded writers and world-weary developers alike. Electronic Arts is the latest to radiate the hyperactive glee of a small child...


If you are anything like Dale North or myself, your day is about to be made. You see, we share a deep hatred for those tired Portal jokes involving cake, being "Still Alive," and everything in-between. Even worse are the peop...


Gimme a piece of that Peace Walker cake! This above cake was a gift that Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima received yesterday during a press conference for his upcoming PSP game from friend and fellow game maker Ryozo Tsujimoto...


It's been a while since we've heard about Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake, the PSP version of the PSN downloadable announced during E3 2009. But we'll be hearing and more importantly, seeing much more of it soon. Developer Supe...


You know what are nice? Exclusive screenshots of NIER offering images of the magic that can be used in the game. It's probably almost as nice as when you come home after it's been cold and rainy, and all you want to do is get...






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