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Pancakes

Get flipped on with this awesome Undertale pancake

Today is the most important day. Christmas go screw itself and New Year can piss off because today is the most wonderful time of the year: it’s Pancake Day. Whether you’re religious or not, today’s a day where you can gor...

 
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Cake!

Nintendo finally reaches out to its core audience with appearance on Cake Wars

Even though the Wii U hasn't captured that coveted soccer mom demographic with its followup to the Wii, Nintendo isn't giving up. Like any good company, you have to know your audience and you have to cater to that audience -- literally. It ...

 
Arcade Machine photo
Arcade Machine

Get drunk, punch a table and throw cake everywhere

Last night I played an amazing and utterly bizarre arcade machine from Japan called Cho Chabudai Gaeshi! (Super Table-Flip!). The idea is simple: release pent up anger and agression by punching a plastic table over and over and ov...

 
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#dadbod

First look at Warcraft film features beefcake orc nipples

I'm still a bit sad to have lost director Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code) to years of a Warcraft film (now pushed back into June of 2016), but maybe those of you who are into it will get a not-sucky game movie out of it. I am getting my bo...

 
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DestrUKtoid

DestrUKtoid Episode 3 - I'm trying to do art, now there's meat in my cake

The UK, it exists and Destructoid now has writers there. Great British Pounds. Eastenders. Steptoe and Son. The Destructoid UK Podcast (DestrUKtoid). Destructoid UK Editor Laura Dale is joined this week by Joe Parlock and Vikki Blake t...

 
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Kirby

Mondays are dumb, eat some Kirby snacks

I hate to ruin the magic, but it's not too difficult to make Kirby snacks. Is it round and pink? Yes? Then it's a Kirby snack. Is it not round and pink? Yes? I don't know what the hell you just did. How did you screw this up? It's like an ...

 
Clay Kirby
Let's take a quick look at the history of videogames with clay-based graphics. Skullmonkeys is a one-off that most people don't even remember. The ClayFighter series has been dormant since the N64 days. Armikrog has been in d...   read

Behemoth cupcakes photo
Behemoth cupcakes

More games need cupcakes as playable characters

I'm a jerk who totally forgot about The Behemoth's Game 4 despite playing a fun chunk of the tactical role-playing title alongside its narrator, Will Stamper, and loving every minute of it. So to selfishly put it back on my mind -- and to ...

 
Fat Princess photo
Fat Princess

Fat Princess: Piece of Cake is out now on iOS in Canada

Fat Princess is back! In match-three form! Should you want to subject yourself to puzzle-madness, you can head over to the Canadian App Store and download the free-to-play game now. If you're looking for the Vita version, it isn't here yet ...

 
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The Behemoth

Another cupcake-y tease for The Behemoth's next game

Castle Crashers and BattleBlock Theater studio The Behemoth is bringing this thing to RTX this weekend in Austin, Texas. What is it? (Besides a cupcake, obviously.) Dunno. But if you've been following "Game 4," you'll likely recognize the c...

 
Baking Simulator 2014 photo
Baking Simulator 2014

Pancake hands create delicious goodies in Baking Simulator 2014

The Ludum Dare 29 game challenge is in full swing, and one of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) games so far looks to be Baking Simulator 2014, a hilarious and awkward game that asks a few simple tasks of you that you ru...

 
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Monsters Ate My Birthday Cake saw success on Kickstarter, and it's coming along nicely as evidence by our interview at PAX East. It looks super cute and simplistic, but there's way more depth than you'd imagine here. A deep ...   read

Kirby 3DS photo
Kirby 3DS

Kirby: Triple Deluxe out in Japan on January 11

You saw that delightful trailer for the new Kirby 3DS game, right? I keep replaying it for the adorable music. We've since found out that this title is called Kirby: Triple Deluxe and, at least in Japan, it'll be releasing on January 11, 20...

 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights: Robots and pancakes

I wasn't sure what to write about this week so I took to the Twitterverse last night and asked; "What should I write about this week?". Two responses, the first from PanaMusica (host of Hawken!) "Write about robots! I'll host Hawken.", he s...

 
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Sonic Lost World

Sonic Lost World tastes like pancakes and candy

What is it with Sonic games on Nintendo consoles and levels constructed entirely out of sweets? Sonic Colors had Sweet Mountain, and Sonic Lost World has Desert Ruins -- that is "desert" with one "s," as in the hot and sandy place. This nor...

 
Surgeon Simulator 2013 photo
Surgeon Simulator 2013

This Surgeon Simulator cake is super gross

The guys behind Surgeon Simulator 2013 had a special cake made to celebrate the game's success. It's themed after what you do in the game, and well, it's pretty damn gross. So gross that I put it below the fold in case you're a big baby th...

 
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Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity

On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy comedian as wel...

 
Skyward Sword cake photo
Skyward Sword cake

Animated Skyward Sword diorama is part delicious cake

Parents can be really awesome when it comes to cake. I remember for a birthday long ago, my mom made me a prehistoric landscape cake populated by dinosaurs, rough terrain, boulders, trees, and an erupting volcano. I thought that was just t...

 
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Monsters Ate My Birthday Cake is strange sweet candy

It seems like only an hour ago that I talking about how cool it would be to play a game featuring Fran Krause's reinterpretation of Pokemon. Well, what do you know, there's already something like that. The designs aren't by K...

 
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Final Fantasy fans rank the series hottest beefcakes

Square Enix polled 800+ Japanese Final Fantasy fans on which male characters really beef their cakes. Unsurprisingly, beefcake supremos known for making happy pants tents across the globe Squall and Cloud placed high at 2 and 5. The #1 spot...

 
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The Daily Hotness: Bacon Pancakes, New York

Well, there's no topping this one. This is the greatest achievement humankind has will ever possibly be able to come up. Revel in its glory. And bacon pancakes. On this fine post-Turkey Day, we're still talking about the Wii U (and so...

 
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The Daily Hotness: Cupcakes!

Hey, if Steven can talk about haunted toast yesterday, I can talk about cupcakes today. Specifically, this is internet comedy rapper Devo Spice. He has a thing he's working on called "ridiculous raps" where he asks fans to submit ideas for...

 
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The Daily Hotness: Cupcakes

And I love them dearly. Destructoid OriginalCommunitoid 001: It BeginsImpressions: New Super Mario Bros. 2 DLCPodtoid 222: Weird Hairless Chicken-babiesIt Came from Japan! Splatterhouse: Wanpaku GraffitiLive show: Worms: RevolutionNew Adven...

 
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I'm gonna git me dat Kirby cake!

Yesterday was my cousin's 7th birthday. We wanted to make a special cake and asked him which character he would like in cake form. He suggested Kirby, so Kirby it was! I didn't bake this. You friggin' kidding me? I would burn down the kitch...

 
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The Daily Hotness: Bacon Pancakes

Wake up in the morning and there's one thing on my mind, My tummy starts to rumble, couldn't stop it if I tried... Speaking of being hungry, EA has apparently been trying to buy Valve for years, we got super addicted to Super Hexagon,...

 
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Feast of Fiction proves that the cake is *sigh* not a lie

Gaaaaaaaaaah! Another Portal cake reference! Kill it with fire! Kidding! I can't stay mad at Jimmy and Ashley. They pull off such magical feats week after week, concocting delicious delicacies that tantalize my taste buds. Besides, are you...

 
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The Daily Hotness: Fluffy buttermilk pancakes

If you are reading this, it means you discovered a Daily Hotness recap that didn't go up in a timely fashion. Oops! In exchange for your silence regarding our failings, I shall bribe you with pancakes. Today, Allistair Pinsof explains why M...

 
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Rebake Mass Effect: BioWare trolled with cupcakes

There have been many arguments concerning the controversial ending for Mass Effect 3 -- some melodramatic, some perfectly valid. This new move from those snubbed by the trilogy's conclusion, however, wins the award for sheer wit and genius....

 
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The Daily Hotness: I will cupcake if you bacon

Today on the hotness we have the best anything in the history of existence. Literally. Since before time was, people that were not yet born have dreamt of the magic of today. Because today, we now know that bacon has been placed on a cupcak...

 
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Tasty! Feast of Fiction bakes a Minecraft cake

When I posted the first episode of the new online cooking show Feast of Fiction, I hypothesized that the topic coverage would most likely extend beyond videogames. Last week's Harry Potter butterbeer episode proved me right. Don't get me w...

 

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