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6:30 PM on 11.03.2014

We took the road less traveled in Shadow Warrior

As we forge on in Shadow Warrior on PS4, Max makes the mistake of letting me play for a bit. Then I ran all the way down the nearby streets and discovers some weird canopied cities filled with inactive robots at the end of the road. And now I have Boyz II Men stuck in my head.

Bill Zoeker

1:15 PM on 11.03.2014

We went all Peter Gabriel in Shadow Warrior

Max and I continue our rampage through Shadow Warrior on PS4. We try to figure out who wrote the song "Sledgehammer," and discover the in-game arcade machines. We also decided that everything was made out of raspberry jam.

Bill Zoeker

1:00 PM on 10.30.2014

We don't know what the heck is going on in Shadow Warrior

Max and I continue our journey through Shadow Warrior on PS4. We get really confused as to what was going on, so we finally turned on the subtitles. In doing so, we also discover the special weapon skins, including a badass Hotline Miami katana.

Bill Zoeker

6:45 PM on 10.29.2014

We're doing a drunken livestream of Titan Souls

[Disclosure: This stream is sponsored by Devolver Digital in as far as they sent us a build of the game and a couple of strong beers and novelty tankards with which to drink them. Our live commentary will be influenced only b...

Bill Zoeker



We took our anger out on the furniture in Shadow Warrior on PS4 photo
We took our anger out on the furniture in Shadow Warrior on PS4
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I decided to check out Shadow Warrior, which was recently ported from PC to consoles, is a re-imagining of the 1997 game by 3D Realms. It's sort of like Duke Nukem with the culturally ignorant Asian themes of Mortal Kombat. I had my doubts about this game, but as you can see in the video above, I think it's kind of just dumb fun. Also, we rock out to Stan Bush and make dumb jokes.

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What I want from Borderlands 3 photo
What I want from Borderlands 3
by Bill Zoeker

[WARNING: This video contains MAJOR SPOILERS for Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel]

I finished the story mode in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel the other day which subtly teases what we might be seeing in Borderlands 3. It got me real excited, and seeing as I'm a big old Borderlands nerd; I couldn't help but postulate on what Borderlands 3 might be like... if it ever gets made.

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8 things right and 8 things wrong with Smash Bros. Wii U photo
8 things right and 8 things wrong with Smash Bros. Wii U
by Bill Zoeker

I recently got my hands on Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo Wii U, and holy Bowser babies, are there a lot of new and expanded features! In fact, there is so much new stuff that I could hardly cover it all, so instead I am sharing my boiled-down list of the 8 most interesting things that I think Nintendo has done well for Smash U, and the 8 things I think could use some work.

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Talking about the Tequila Basement while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand photo
Talking about the Tequila Basement while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
by Bill Zoeker

We're reaching the end of our stupid drunken 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand stream, and not getting any more coherent. We shared our tales of drinking tequila in a basement with actual real-world videogame publisher, Devolver Digital. We also discuss Eazy-E's weird lyrical style.

[Because we exported this stream to YouTube directly from our Twitch.TV channel, the last part is less than 4 minutes long. Here it is below.]

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If 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand were about Eminem, it might be like Deadpool photo
If 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand were about Eminem, it might be like Deadpool
by Bill Zoeker

In this segment of our drunken 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand stream, I think we're mostly just getting drowsy. Max talks about the evolution of Eminem and I yell at my roommate for texting me about laundry during the stream.

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We wanted to play 'Ninja Mystery,' the game inside 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand photo
We wanted to play 'Ninja Mystery,' the game inside 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I are really getting goofy on Bacardi and Vitamin Water in this portion of our live playthrough of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. We discover an awesome arcade cabinet called Ninja Mystery in the game. We also talk about how we like to laugh, and eat pizza, and hug, and how our favorite kind of animal is a dog named Henry; but you wouldn't know him because he lives two towns over and goes to a different school.

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Pay phones are swear stores in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand photo
Pay phones are swear stores in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I are getting steadily more drunk in this segment of our 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand livestream. We get a little drunkenly political, considerably more stupid, and start to wonder if Nick Robinson will ever show up.

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We learned Fiddy doesn't need to move his mouth to swear in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand  photo
We learned Fiddy doesn't need to move his mouth to swear in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
by Bill Zoeker

Watch the slow progression of our drunken stupidity as we continue to trudge through 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. In this segment, I try to make my Bacardi and Vitamin Water cocktail less terrible with lime juice, sadly to no avail. Then Max and I poop a bunch of nonsense from our mouths, as usual.

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We don't recommend eating a whole turkey before you play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel photo
We don't recommend eating a whole turkey before you play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I round out the first hour of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel with groggy, terrible jokes. We also talked about the mysteries of Boz Scaggs. And... stuff.

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We formed a gang called Youngsters With Gumption while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand photo
We formed a gang called Youngsters With Gumption while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I got drunk and played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand on Destructoid Twitch channel, because we’re idiots. In this installment, the boys discuss Eazy E, Rocky IV, Obie Trice, and ghetto workout videos.

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We played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and drank the world's worst cocktails photo
We played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and drank the world's worst cocktails
by Bill Zoeker

A little while ago, Max and I decided that the best use of our time would be to get absolutely sh*thouse hammered drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and because we want to share this incredible experience with the world, we're uploading the whole shitshow onto YouTube for your viewing pleasure.

In this first installment, we get off to a rolling start, and Max has to take a phone call from his mother. So, here's Max talking to his mom on the phone. Yeah.

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I think I started developing Space Madness playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel photo
I think I started developing Space Madness playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
by Bill Zoeker

Max and I finally made it to Pandora's moon, Elpis, in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. We're really spacing out at this point, but luckily I was bringing bad jokes and impromptu singing in full effect.

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