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Interview: Jimmie Johnson talks Anything With An Engine

  Jimmie Johnson is a living legend. Being a living legend isn't easy. I know the feeling, as I have had my fair share of legendary moments on the Internet. After the positive feedback from my Tetris interview the folks from Autumn Gam...

 
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P.A.D. Carnage visits SEGA to eat cake, pitch new console

Those beautiful people at SEGA kindly invited Destructoid to visit their office. Being the good will Ambassador that I am, I decided to visit on Dtoid's behalf. Why would SEGA want us to come to visit? They threw us a party to celebrate so...

 
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Finally we can all Kinect, live on JTV!!!

  My love handles have grown from all the Tofurky and Vegan gravy, needless to say Thanksgiving was amazing! We are all stuffed, and to help us loose some of those extra pounds we are playing Kinect. Pico, Venom, and I are going to be...

 
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Alexey Pajitnov, otherwise known as TETRIS GOD!

Since no one can hear you scream in Space, why not play Tetris instead! Isn't that what all the good Russian Cosmonauts do? In my interview with Tetrees Tetris Creator Alexey Pajitnov he reminds us that its a game we are supposed to know. ...

 
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Gaijin Games, Bit Tripp'n with Alex Neuse

Ganja Games I mean Gaijin Games and their epic game series Bit Torrent Bit Trip is both easy on the ears and eyes! That's why I decided to forcefully stumble my way in their studio to find out more about Bit Trip, Lilt Line and squares. In...

 
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PAD Live: Come Glee Wii me

Its Friday, and what what a week its been! Here at Public Access Destructoid, we feel the best way to relax from a long work week is with a relaxing game of Glee Karaoke Revolution on the Wii. Hold on to your brain cells, and plug your ear...

 
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GameTalk with DJ Mochi Pet

I've been on the hunt for thousands of years looking for the all elusive, ultra rare one of a kinda Mochi Pet! I have searched high and low, from mountain tops to the deepest ravines in the amazon, only to find nothing! It never occurred t...

 
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PAD Live: WTFWednesdays with Silhouette Mirage

Ever thought WTF is Wednesday? We all have. I mean, its literally in the middle of the week it makes no sense, some call it a hump day and not many of us get to hump on Wednesdays. Since it's such a strange day, from its name we will be ta...

 
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Spare Parts anyone?

To me, Spare Parts could mean a bunch of different things. The stuff that falls off the back of a truck, the piled high electrical equipment in your creepy Uncle's garage, or Frankenstein. To the untrained eye these Spare Parts could have ...

 
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PAD Live: Hard-On Mondays with Deadly Towers

Update: We beat Deadly Towers!  Watch the ending in our clip above. Two announcements!  Public Access Destructoid Live, our interactive gaming show on Justin.TV, has been moved to a new evening schedule.  This week we'll be ...

 
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  [Update] Missed the show?  Watch the archived clip!  Tomorrow we'll be playing something weird again! A lot of things happen on Tuesdays ... to be honest, I cant think of anything that really happens on Tuesd...   read

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PAD Live: Sports Champions

Let's get ready to Friday! I have yet to spend intimate time with this glowing Wii-like hybrid type thing called the PlayStation Move, so I have no opinion on the thing so far.  Ok, I lied. I always have an opinion.  You can...

 
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Me, you, and Dead Space 2

In Space no one can hear you vomit. However, in Dead Space 2 multiplayer not only can you hear vomit, you can taste it! In the new multiplayer you can take charge, or to be more precise, be overtaken as a Necromorph. In my interview with D...

 
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Public Access Destructoid: Syobon Action

At Public Access Destructoid we love cats. Surprisingly everyone here also loves Mario. When you mash both of them together you get a little game called Syobon Action. I personally have no clue as to what this game is about. Hide yo cats, ...

 
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Public Access Destructoid: Dead Ops Arcade

We here at the Dtoid HQ are big fans of Smash TV and Gay Zombies. That's why today on Public Access Destructoid we're tackling Dead Ops Arcade Mode. The Easter egg title is tastefully hidden in Black Ops. Join us for a brain spattering ...

 
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Independent gaming at PAX 10!

I love everything independent from Indy-Music to Indy-Movies, so it comes as no surprise I would love Indy-Gaming too! At PAX independent games were everywhere! Not because buying a booth at PAX was affordable. No, it's because the Obama s...

 
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Jam City Roller Girls roll hard with Jon Carnage

I sure do love rolling and these Roller Girls really know how to party! Jam City Roller Girls is an upcoming WiiWare game developed by Frozen Codebase. I was able to get some exclusive details about this game and find out how many Roller G...

 
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Behemoth's lead artist Dan Paladin speaks!

Game's have art? Are games art? I'll never know, but maybe Behemoth's lead artist Dan Paladin will know a thing or two about videogame art. He's responsible for the cute and yet gory art that makes up the unique style of titles like Castle...

 
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Breaking the rulez at PAX Prime 10

From the mean streets of Hallendale, to the Mountains of Pennsylvania, I've been a hard working and celebrated journalist for ten years! I have been treated with love and respect by all, until PAX. For the very first time in my life, I was...

 
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Carnage vs. Friday the 13th vs. Dead Consoles

Many years ago, I was shopping at a very exclusive flea market in upper Miami when lo and behold the most beautiful ouija board caught my eye. I've held on to this ouija board for 20 years! It has remained untouched ... until tonight. This...

 
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherings, or what thi...

 
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Public Access Destructoid: What games do porn stars play?

Since the induction of the Internet, I, like most of the planet, have used it for porn. Things have since changed and people use the Internet for gaming. Anyway, that's related enough, so I figured I'd visit some porn stars. I know porn st...

 
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Jace Hall, meet P.A.D's Jon Carnage

Not since Spielberg has a vision been so visible, it come's as no surprise that "P.A.D. THE MOTION PICTURE"  has become the huge success that it is. After becoming one of the hottest break through stars in 2010, I got to thinking abou...

 
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P.A.D. The Motion Picture

Last night, celebrities and their personal entourages from around the country came out for the red carpet premiere of my feature length short film P.A.D The Motion Picture. Staring me and directed by international sensation, Venom! P.A.D T...

 
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Vtoid: The P.A.D. that inspired the iPad

I like so many others was superly-duperly excited for the new iPad launch! Not just because its got really neat features like soaking up 12x's its weight in liquid.  But it's also named after my show P.A.D.! You know, me and that Paul...

 
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Vtoid: Carnage crashes the Game Developer's Conference

After cashing in all these used bottles I found, by some miracle I finally had enough money to get over to The GDC and explorer all of its employment opportunities! I, myself, and I have always wanted to know what really goes on at The G...

 
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P.A.D: Madden Bowl 2010 (Outsourced)

I tend to be immune to just about everything. But some how I wasn't immune to H1N1. We have a very tight budget this 1st quarter and found that no one would be willing to work for Game Juice. So we had no choice but to Outsource PAD to a I...

 
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P.A.D: 16-Bit Triple, Double, Funky Dragon...

This week's P.A.D. is filled with many wonders and Dubsteps too! I was so excited to be sent on location to interview the hottest Dub-stepping group out there 16-BIT! They are great, I love them! I have all of their downloaded albums. Shor...

 
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P.A.D. Week in News: January 15th

Hello my fello Dierustoids! I again bring you the knowledge that only Carnage can bring. I am so happy! Some how I made it through this week of hard hitting News. Shortly after watching James Carmon's exclusive Avatar. A sudden depression ...

 
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P.A.D. TNA Impact: Crossing The Line

This week's Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show! I was cent to Orlando Florida to check out TNA's most newist game incardnation! TNA Cross the Line! I even got a chance to meet some swell guys who taught me a thing or thr...

 

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