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12:40 AM on 11.10.2006

EA invents new meaning of irony

Are you sitting down? I'll wait ... OK. Look what this fool from EA had to say about Gears of War. Keep in mind, we're talking about EA, Electronic Arts: Alain Tascan, general manager for EA Montreal, has revealed that he ...

RobertSumma


10:48 PM on 11.09.2006

Lesson in dickery is lesson in hilarity

Holy mother of God do I miss the olden days of CounterSrike, and it's moments like these that leave a tear of joy in my eye. You may find this hard to believe, but back in my college ...

RobertSumma

7:06 PM on 11.09.2006

PS3 launch titles dropping like flies

After news earlier today that NBA Live 07 was getting buried on the PlayStation 3, it has now been revealed that Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion won't come out for PS3 gamers until early next year. Originally planned as a launch...

RobertSumma

6:05 PM on 11.09.2006

Miss Video Game submissions rolling in; competition both fierce and pure comedy gold

Our very own Faith isn't the only one pining for the Miss Video Game crown. No, there are plenty of other pleasant-smelling thong-wearing females cat fighting for the crown. In fact, all their profiles are now online and ready to be mocked and pleasured to -- all at the same time! I'll have to share with you some of my favorites so far:

RobertSumma

5:30 PM on 11.09.2006

Gears multiplayer changes could make game even more awesomer than it is now!

If there's one single flaw in Gears of War for the Xbox 360, it is that the multiplayer matchmaking scrapes the bottom of the evolutionary ladder. By not offering up ranked team play, it goes against the grain of successful...

RobertSumma

5:10 PM on 11.09.2006

PS3 suckage continues; shareholders seen jumping off very tall buildings

You know that shiny $600 PC/game console you just bought? Yeah, it's not really done yet. In fact, as soon as you bring that bad boy home you're gonna have to download a software update. What? You don't have online access? ...

RobertSumma

4:55 PM on 11.09.2006

NBA Live 07 cancelled; one more reason not to get PS3 now

EA loves money. In fact, they love money so much that they know not to release a title before they can cash in substantially with its release. Thus, the profit gods of Electronic Arts have deemed NBA Live 07 completely unfi...

RobertSumma

4:37 PM on 11.09.2006

Burning Crusade to start taking your money on Jan. 16

For those of you who've since put the world of Azeroth and such to bed, it's time to get those credit cards all warmed up because Blizzard announced today that their World of Warcraft expansion The Burning Crusade will fina...

RobertSumma

4:13 PM on 11.09.2006

A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!

That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut L...

RobertSumma

3:29 PM on 11.09.2006

Elite Beat Agents: Watch how much I suck

OK, I don't suck that bad, but I do have a few excuses as to why I particularly sucked in these Elite Beat Agents gameplay videos for the Nintendo DS. Number one, I got no sleep last night 'cause I had to get up early for t...

RobertSumma

3:14 PM on 11.09.2006

Deal or No Deal: Get drunk and get girls naked!

My hatred for gaming shows and unabashed hatred for all things Howie Mandel prevent me from watching Deal or No Deal on TV, but, the video game version has proven to be something entirely different. And it's not because I c...

RobertSumma





11:52 AM on 11.09.2006

MTV stays hip with Gamer's Week 2.0

In order to continue to seem mainstream and hip to today's youth market, MTV has announced their second go around with Gamer's Week, or as the hipster Internet dweebs call it, "2.0." OMG, you're so f*cking hip with your fin...

RobertSumma

11:42 AM on 11.09.2006

Diddytoid rocks the PS3 mic

Guess who headlined the latest PlayStation 3 party in L.A. last night? That's right, it was Destructoid's favorite media mogul Diddy! Uh, can't stop, won't stop. Mr. Diddy and a gaggle of celebs partied it up in honor of So...

RobertSumma

9:02 AM on 11.09.2006

No shock here, but Contra is broken

I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is t...

RobertSumma

8:56 AM on 11.09.2006

Game of the year Elebits delayed

My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't ...

RobertSumma

11:38 PM on 11.08.2006

Spike VGA: Vote early and vote often!

So soon after the Democrats just got done pwning the Republicans, here comes along another chance to use your voting power -- this time for a sub-par video game awards show! That's right gamers, it's the Spike TV Video Game...

RobertSumma