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1:45 PM on 04.13.2015

Look away from these 4K screens of The Witcher 3

If an image or video is tagged as 4K, yeah, I'm more than likely gonna click on it. Even if it's media showing a game at a level of graphical fidelity I can't possibly attain with my computer. Misery loves company, so please ...

Jordan Devore



First episode of Telltale's Game of Thrones free on Android photo
First episode of Telltale's Game of Thrones free on Android
by Jordan Devore

$4.99 is the usual asking price for episodes of Telltale's Game of Thrones series, but not today, valued Android user. The debut episode, Iron From Ice, is free if you download through Amazon.

In his review, Darren said the game "...feels like a punch to the gut, and it sets the stage for an intensely emotionally draining experience." (That's a compliment, I'm pretty sure.)

In an addendum, he added that "If you know for sure that you will never go back and read the books or watch the HBO series, then this is an okay place to start. If you think there is a chance you will want to see the beginning, then I'd pass on this for now."

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I hope Veryman.Expert becomes America's next great pastime photo
I hope Veryman.Expert becomes America's next great pastime
by Jordan Devore

Think about the weirdest thing you saw today. Veryman.Expert is probably weirder.

It's a browser-based god game, so to speak, about creating men. There are no losers, ever.

You can adjust your man's movements -- a touch of Leanin here, a lil Big Big there -- and deck him out in muscle patterns like Human Pouch and Torque. You can put your man in space, or dress him as a Hot Beef Boy. You can even feed him nachos laced with stereoscopic 3D-inducing drugs.

All that, and when you're finished, you can export your man as a .gif for the betterment of society.

Veryman.Expert is my new obsession.

[Via Ben Gage]

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4:00 PM on 04.10.2015

Stretching Mario's face will never get old

Now that it's downloadable for Wii U, Super Mario 64 has entered my life again. It wasn't my favorite Nintendo 64 title -- heck, it wasn't even my favorite 3D platformer on the console -- but it was a formative game and, com...

Jordan Devore

1:30 PM on 04.10.2015

Mars: War Logs studio reveals The Technomancer

The folks behind Mars: War Logs, Of Orcs and Men, and Bound by Flame are working with Focus Home Interactive on yet another action role-playing game. When it releases next year for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, The Technomancer will...

Jordan Devore

12:00 PM on 04.10.2015

This Witcher 3 overview trailer is cut well, also funny

In this overview for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, protagonist Geralt and a woman sit on a unicorn in just their underwear and she uses "breathtaking magic" to dissolve her bra (quick, cut away!). It was at that point I shed som...

Jordan Devore

8:30 PM on 04.09.2015

Good vibes: Ori and the Blind Forest is profitable

Oh thank goodness: Ori and the Blind Forest "was already profitable a week after release," according to Moon Studios' Thomas Mahler, and publisher "Microsoft is super happy." Ori wasn't just a delight, it was also something o...

Jordan Devore

7:30 PM on 04.09.2015

Nintendo's 3DS and Wii U spring sale has started

Pikmin 3 is a game worth buying at full price, so now that it's $42 in Nintendo's Super Spring Sale, you've got some considering to do. I'd also recommend Captain Toad -- it's great to play in the background of your life, a f...

Jordan Devore

5:00 PM on 04.09.2015

Save our souls by rating notes 'fine' in Bloodborne

[Spoilers for one of the main bosses in Bloodborne.] The next time you see a note left by another player in Bloodborne, consider rating it "fine" even if it's not all that insightful. As shown in this clip from Chief023, you...

Jordan Devore

3:30 PM on 04.09.2015

A new Age of Empires II HD expansion in 2015

Two years later, Age of Empires II HD is still going strong. So strong that, according to producer Ryan Chaply, more people have spent 50+ hours with the game than there are actual humans living in Little Rock, Arkansas (~200...

Jordan Devore

1:30 PM on 04.09.2015

More space! Xbox 360 to support 2TB external drives

I can barely recall a time when my Xbox 360 hard drive wasn't full of games and DLC. It would've been before Rock Band, certainly. And the situation has only gotten more chaotic since Microsoft starting pumping out regular Ga...

Jordan Devore

7:15 PM on 04.08.2015

Let's revisit thousands of old arcade game flyers

Several weeks ago, I heard about Flyer Fever, an online archive of thousands of arcade game advertisements dating back to the 1970s, and the site has been clawing at my mind ever since. I've finally succumbed. This is just to...

Jordan Devore

5:30 PM on 04.08.2015

Mario Kart 8's 200cc class put to the test on Piranha Plant Pipeway

We're about two weeks out from Nintendo adding the speedy new 200cc class to Mario Kart 8. After watching a few of these side-by-side comparison videos between 200cc and 150cc, it already feels like I'm growing accustomed to...

Jordan Devore





2:00 PM on 04.08.2015

These Game & Watch bookends are real nice

It's been a slow start this morning and that means lots of Twitter breaks. A Simpsons quote of the day here, a tweet from Steven about his gamer socks and thigh hair there. Quick, better find some way to leverage these divers...

Jordan Devore

1:00 PM on 04.08.2015

This new Yo-Kai Watch game channels Ghostbusters

There was a bunch of news out of Level-5 this week, so you might have missed seeing Yo-Kai Watch Busters, an upcoming 3DS action game that's essentially a cutesy take on Ghostbusters through the lens of Japan. I mean, there'...

Jordan Devore

12:00 PM on 04.08.2015

You can now fast-forward through slow Code Name S.T.E.A.M. turns

Intelligent Systems has addressed one of the biggest complaints about its turn-based strategy title Code Name S.T.E.A.M. with a time-saving update available now on the 3DS eShop. Now that there's a fast-forward button to spee...

Jordan Devore