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5:00 PM on 11.17.2014

Narcosis: Hallucinogenic, ocean floor terror

I said it when I checked out Amnesia developer's SOMA early this year, but we could do with some more games set underwater. It's a scary place. There are goblin sharks down there, damn it. And you don't even have t...

Steven Hansen

3:15 PM on 11.17.2014

Watch Dogs comes to Wii U tomorrow with some of the DLC

Kind of ironic that after months of delays, Watch Underscore Dogs is finally coming to Wii U with no "Bad Blood," am I right folks?  Ubisoft's open world trench coater and the last M-rated game it will release for t...

Steven Hansen

1:30 PM on 11.17.2014

I don't get Sony's excuse for why we can't change PSN names

The PlayStation 3 is eight years old today. That's a long time. If you had a kid when you first bought the PlayStation 3, it would be eight years old today!  Many of us differ from our eight-years-ago-selves, but So...

Steven Hansen





11:54 PM on 11.16.2014

Get an Xbox One online, cheaper than Black Friday prices

Save for gift cards on top, there is parity among Xbox One options on "Black Friday," which actually starts Thursday. Toys 'R' Us, Walmart, Best Buy, Target. It's $330 for an Xbox One with the two new Assassin's Creed ga...

Steven Hansen

8:00 AM on 11.16.2014

If you like spaceships, Fractured Space could be your jam

The makers of Strike Suit Zero are increasing the scale of their space battles with a new game, Fractured Space, which features 5 vs 5 matches between massive ships. The newly minted Edge Case Games, comprised ...

Steven Hansen

4:00 AM on 11.16.2014

Inside My Radio is a rad rhythm-platformer

There are things to consider when it comes to playing music in public. Are you in an open space, perhaps a park, with enough distance between you and others so that your tunes don't dance on over into unwilling ears? Are you...

Steven Hansen

10:45 PM on 11.15.2014

Final Fantasy XV nature hike: Pig dinosaurs, red soled shoes

Final Fantasy XV footage? Yes, please.  Check out the gas station at :22. Check out the abs at 1:12. Check at the weird main character running motion at 1:20 (little Verbal Kint in there). Everyone being tired at 1...

Steven Hansen

2:00 PM on 11.14.2014

Horrible words we should ban from videogame titles

Lords of the Fallen and Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare just came out and they should be laughed out the damn building for their horrible, generic videogames names. I originally typed "Armored Warfare" and ...

Steven Hansen

7:00 AM on 11.14.2014

Toys R Us Black Friday: Still no great Wii U deals

If you're looking to pick up a Wii U this black-weekend-and-also-the-preceding-Thursday, you should probably stay in and scour digital deals (or "digideals," as we call them). You should probably do that anyway, but you shoul...

Steven Hansen

1:00 PM on 11.13.2014

First video lands from Telltale's Tales from the Borderlands

Maybe Activision's new Tony Hawk game should be called Boarder Lands. A little bit of piggybacking, like when they named the newest Call of Duty after the Nintendo handheld classic Advanced Wars.  Taking a break fr...

Steven Hansen

2:00 AM on 11.13.2014

Sony celebrates 20 years of PlayStation with a video

Devil Dice! I wonder if I can find my original disc. And, hey, Sony actually acknowledging the Vita (also advertising the pink one on their Japanese YouTube page)! Less good than making more games for it, but, you know. Plus...

Steven Hansen

9:45 PM on 11.12.2014

Sonic Boom can be hilarious without game-breaking bugs

Used to be Sonic games would at least let you stand in shin-high, Interstellar water. I stood in a lot of low water tending to my chao homies in their gardens (Dark Garden for life). This series was so much be...

Steven Hansen



Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs but also a lil dick!  photo
Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs but also a lil dick!
by Steven Hansen

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis!

I never let a dick get by me. I was first on the scene at Capcom's potential $30,000 gold cat dick and I swallowed followed that story as best I could from the other side of the world and exposed that it, in fact, was not a lil dick.

But this? Certifiable dick with insurmountable video evidence. Makes my job easier 

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5:15 PM on 11.12.2014

Please, let's all help Cliff Bleszinski name his new game

Friend of Destructoid Cliff Bleszinski, best known for the Gears of War franchise, is having some trouble naming his new game. Maybe we can help? Let's all pitch in, From the Destructoid office chat we have: 

Steven Hansen





3:30 PM on 11.12.2014

Walmart black Friday: Get your cheap Beats and Xbox

All these "black friday" ads seem to lean on the Xbox One. Is that a partnership thing with Microsoft and retailers? Is that retailers not picking up on the notion that the PS4 is selling better? Is it the assumption that the...

Steven Hansen

1:30 PM on 11.11.2014

Nintendo channels Game Boy Color with translucent 2DS

Need something to match your Pokemon X and Y 3DS? Need something to play Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire? Want to relive 1998 without the Y2K scare and having to hear "My Heart Will Go On" until you're sure that ...

Steven Hansen