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In2Games Gametrak Freedom controller for PS3 and Xbox 360 hits pleasure points photo

Super. Something that looks like a Wii Remote for the Xbox 360 and PS3. We really needed that, didn't we?

Like it or not, In2Games is making this Gametrak Freedom, a motion-sensing controller for the other two systems that looks like a cross between a nose hair trimmer and a dildo. Hell, if it has good shake and is backwards compatible with the PS2, it would be a better pleasure solution than the Rez Vibrator.

Gizmodo says to watch out for "proprietary and cutting-edge patent-pending ultrasonic technology," as well as In2Games' newest title, Squeeballs. No, seriously. Squeeballs.

No price has been released yet. Don't bother.


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MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 09/16/2008 10:54
Looks like something that will please da butt.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar
KaL YoshiKa at 09/16/2008 11:05
Why backwards? The 360 has Rez HD.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar
CelicaCrazed at 09/16/2008 11:21
I honestly want a Wiimote-like controller for RE5 and Bionic Commando.
bruceleethree's Avatar
bruceleethree at 09/16/2008 11:57
they need to make games that utilize dildo attachments.
fetusmilk's Avatar
fetusmilk at 09/16/2008 12:20
yeah, like where you go around trying to get people to tell you to go fuck yourself. which then activates the new "P-stick" or "Xboner" or the "Wiildo". it can be an MMO where all the people in the town are other users/swingers.
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Holiday at 09/16/2008 12:30
FYI Microsoft is planning their own "Wii-mote" like device to be released I believe before Xmas this year. Can't beat'm, join'm.
njsykora's Avatar
njsykora at 09/16/2008 13:04
Old news is old Holiday.

That said, I'm happy that Gametrak is still going. Less happy that they're not carrying on with the normal Gametrak (which I wrote an article on) though.
Krow's Avatar
Krow at 09/16/2008 13:09
@Holiday

Why can't Microsoft and Sony just wait until their next generation of consoles to integrate motion sensing?

Fuck, why are they even integrating it, I don't want it on any console but my Wii.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 09/16/2008 15:31
That looks nothing like a Wii Remote. Where are the lights on the bottom?
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 09/16/2008 15:45
Squee!
poonster's Avatar
poonster at 09/16/2008 17:05
not interested in that.if i wanted a controller like that i'd buy a wii & thats not gonna happen,i'm quite happy with my 360 & PS3
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 09/17/2008 12:12
Hm. I wonder how this will work out.
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