It's like I can hear Sarah McLachlan pressing me to donate money to sadfaced baby Bruce Wayne. Except for the fact that he could buy me a million times over.
You see what you're missing out on when you don't watch television? Buzz cut Batman getting his dumb face shoved into a mat. Also, those plump lips on young Arkham Origins Batman getting punched in a light snowfall.
This TV spot, directed by Tim Miller, comes from the excellent Blur Studio. Blur also created the ridiculously good-looking Arkham City trailer and probably a bunch of other amazing trailers you've loved. For example, the AMAZING Prey 2 trailer set to Johnny Cash's "Rusty Cage." RIP, Prey 2. Long live Blur.