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IKEA is making computers? Also, contest winners photo

I'm a little late announcing these contest winners.  It's not because I don't love you, its because I was distracted with #FNF and by IKEA's awesome new computer. I'm a very silly person.

Anyway, congratulations to Critical_Damage, Knives, and KiltSamurai.  Our intern extraordinare has pulled your names out of our hollowed-out keyboard cat corpse and awarded you the prize.  Please contact him at contestshipping@destructoid.com with the email account that matches your account to arrange sexual relations.

Didn't win it?  No problem.  We have an awesome Intel surprise giveaway next weekend just for playing this.

[Thanks to Señor Miller for the nudge.]

PC gaming appears to be making a comeback, doesn't it?  I'm looking at my "do want" calendar and it's got a new BioShock, a new Call of Duty game, The Sims 3, Diablo III and Starcraft II are just around the corner. Notice a pattern here? At the risk of sounding like an EA Sports executive I would argue that this the year of the sequel. Some of the most acclaimed franchises from various genres are getting a face lift within the next few months, and it's going to be socially acceptable once more to shun your consoles for an afternoon with little ridicule from your peers. Not that anyone's currently playing Plants vs. Zombies under a tarp with candle, but you know what I mean.

From a computing business perspective it's also a great time to piggyback on the hype of these great games and market optimized hardware for them.  Doesn't a laptop that can run Diablo III with all the settings cranked up sound good? That's where this contest comes in.  As you may know I'm the resident gaming nerd at WePC, an Intel/Asus community experiment to make PC gaming less lame. This week I'm creating a list of upcoming PC games that I think Asus should put into their new systems and got the green light to solicit Dtoid votes.

How to win: Three (3!) lucky winners will win any upcoming PC game (software only) they're looking forward to, pre-ordered courtesy of moi.  All you have to do is drop a comment on WePC.com (not on Dtoid) with the upcoming PC game you're looking forward to the most.  Maybe it's not a sequel. Maybe you're jonesing for Dragon Age. I can dig it, just tell me what you want.  Note: I'm only opening entries for this contest to the Dtoid community, so please register with your username so I know you're one of the good guys. 

Example: Dtoid_Niero: Starcraft II is going to significantly taper my hygiene and exposure to sunlight.

That's all there is to it.  I'll choose three random winners on June 15. Good luck!  Eh, want more? OK! Check out our other contests -- you can win a $10,000 Steampunk PC with a copy of Damnation, Sacred 2, Valkyria Chronicles, and a Twitter giveaway coming up this Friday if you're fast on your feet. Destructoid: Where we have more gifting and bearded fat guys than Christmas!






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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 11:28
Chris Carter
Done: Thanks Niero!
kidko's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 11:32
kidko
Cool, thanks! I listed D3 for me even though SW:TOR is my most anticipated... but that's probably years out still
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 11:36
Holyetheline
Woot! Thanks for the fun contest, hope I win!
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 12:04
Furyfire
Epic!
Krusayder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 12:36
Krusayder
Done and.... done! Great contest Niero, Thanks!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 13:18
Chronic Logic
Crap, which game should I wish for?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 14:17
Darren Nakamura
You don't have more bearded fat guys than Christmas. Aaron Linde left, remember?
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 15:16
Saint Demon
Dawn of War II. I'm a mac user, but after playing this game I had dreams of buying a PC.
Captain Foolage's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 18:17
Captain Foolage
Duke Nukem Forever
timurmom's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 18:18
timurmom
like i said on the wepc forum
half life 2 episode 3
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 21:11
Niero
Dexter: We've got Yojimbo!
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 21:16
Gyrael
Diablo III, no contest.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 10:40
Takeshi
@Niero

I wouldn't want to sit on his lap!
Miesto Druidas's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 16:45
Miesto Druidas
Well why nobody is talking about Rig'n'Roll?, that'll be the game, i'm quite sure of it.
Februarysky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 01:12
Februarysky
Diablo III, hands down.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 19:46
JLanphear
Definitely The Sims 3 for me. I remember the good times had playing those games. . .
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 19:50
JLanphear
Wait, forgot to ask: If we have a Mac, does that count too?
DrManik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:02
DrManik
Diablo III!!!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 20:53
nademagnet
<3 Diablo III
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 13:51
Kris S
Lol I loved the article you wrote, I was laughing at first then I realised how feasible it could actually be.
You could be on to a money-spinner there and i don't think I'm joking!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 13:54
Justice
Congrats winners!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:07
vexed alex
OMG, yay, Knives!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:13
Knivy
OMG :O!!!!! yay!!!! :D:D:D:D

<3 <3 <3 <3
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:13
Rockvillian
Knives!!!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:14
Niero
I know that guy! I laughed when he told me
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:15
de BLOO
KNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
KiltSamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:16
KiltSamurai
This just made my work day enjoyable. Thank you Destructoid!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 14:36
Darren Nakamura
Congrats, Knives! And other dudes.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 15:27
Chris Carter
Congrats guys!

IKEA is making computers? Will they come with shitty instructions and cheap screws?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 15:37
mix
Awesome site is awesome!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 19:23
Holyetheline
I lose!
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