Disclaimer: The above video contains scenes of ridiculous awesome, and things that will make you question the value of your own life. Keep in mind that the gentleman you are about to see is almost certainly a cyborg, and has pursued his life's goal of ambidextrous spaceship sodomy since he was a small child. Do not attempt to operate machinery, life heavy stacks of paper, or build a guillotine for at least half an hour after viewing the footage. -- The Board
(Editor's Note: Also, I want to pre-emptively swear at anyone who intends to tell me that this video is old. I know it is. I also know that your last girlfriend actually dumped you because of your horrific skin and unwillingness to do a sit-up every once in a while, and that story about her not feeling like she can have a relationship right now is just an excuse that girls use when they can't stand looking at you any longer, but don't have the heart to bang your brother. TAKE THAT FATTY! -- Nex)
I for one welcome our new robotic overlord. I'd like him to know that I could help gather subjects for labor in his underground microprocessing plants.
But...but Einstein told us that E=MC2, this video doesn't fit in with the laws of the known universe, so in theory what I am seeing can't exist...aahhh, that's better, it doesn't exist therefore I have nothing to worry about, all is back to normal.
Every time I watch this, I'm still floored. Not only does the player play damn well, but with 2 ships on an arcade machine but does it with style. I mean, even does some fancy little spiral tricks when moving the ships together. sheesh.
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3:11 AM on 06.25.2007
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Pretty amazing stuff
also japs,
Where's part 2?
Old it may be, but good job for posting it, because you know what I needed for my Monday morning? <i>This damned Ikaruga clip.</i>
(and yes, hilariously old, but meh)
I think the whole planet just got owned a little.
Anyway, I came, that video was insane.
Then fap away.
Ikaruga is one of the hardest arcade shooters.