Sometimes we get the most random tips sent in to Destructoid HQ, and sometimes we feel the need to chase them up just in case there's an interesting story at the end of them. Every now and then, our intrepidity backfires badly, like it did this morning when I decided to see what an email advertising a "Gravure Eye Doll" was all about. The link, by the way, is not safe for work. Or anywhere.
What you see above is tame compared to what you're greeted with the moment the "game" finishes loading. I am a difficult man to shock, as you might imagine, but my jaw literally dropped when I saw what must be as close to child pornography as you can get without requiring FBI involvement. Yep, it's a little girl that you can render totally naked, and this is a game.
What's worse (or better, depending on your point of view), you can attach your favorite pubic hair! A range of styles and colors are yours to pick from. Don't worry though, none of them will make her look any older. Besides which, no amount of pubis will stop the image of her bare vulva being burned into your mind.
Before you ask, no, there was no reason for me to share this with you. However, since I've had it inflicted on me, I want to spread the pain around. There's no way I'm suffering this alone. If I have to burn my hard drive clean, we ALL have to burn our hard drives clean.
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7:00 PM on 04.22.2009
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No amount of washing will cleanse my mind and soul. Gah.
Maybe we can get JT to email it to some senators or something?
It's like every time some tween wears those pants with the words on the ass. You eyes are naturally drawn the letters. By no fault of your own, just looked at a little girl's ass.
That's what I'd be saying if I were ten years old right now.
Also, yuk, joke about it all you want,no problem there, but do hope some sick fuck doesn't comment in here and starts saying how good it is and how he 'enjoys' it, actually being serious.
I don't care what type of spin you put on this, this game is fucked up, this is borderline digital pedophila, which is just disgusting, and I'm pretty sure I'd get arrested if I clicked on the link over here in the UK, thank God I didn't.
HAWT, that is not.
Here is where I necessarily play devil's advocate though. Why is "borderline digital pedophilia" NOT okay when borderline digital murder is just fine? Too many people make that distinction, and I don't completely understand it.
People say, "but people who enjoy this might act it out in real life," or "anybody who likes this is clearly sick," but those arguments hold no water, because it could just as easily be applied to your Grand Theft Autos or your Gods of War.
So, go on a "Dammit Japan and Holland, this is why we can't have nice things!" rant, in the interests of being comprehensive.
Am I fucked up?
hey now lets make virtual ones to cath them.
Nice racist comment. Classy.
Possibly because I'd get sent to jail, in england anyway, IF I ever played this, Heack, if I even clicked on the link, I'd get on the sex offenders list over here.
Whereas if I go see the excution vids of Manhunt 1 and 2, arguably the most violent video game deaths animations, ever, I would not get arrested. Heck, you can see real life vids of execution and you would not
To me, that's one hell of a distinction.
I could go much deeper how I think one is morally wrong than the other, but I'll end up sounding like one of those religious, moral fools that take every single thing so motherfucking seriously. The very thing I do NOT want to do. Joke all you want about this game, that's fair by all means.
I think it's wrong, you (possibly) don't, we disagree, that's cool. :)
Dammit.
also, kidding. gross....
Thanks, Jim!
JK lol LMAO haha DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME!
Seriously though... Dat thur be wrooong.
http://crime.about.com/od/sex/p/pedophile.htm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7770781.stm
http://www.quantcast.com/eyedoll.nl
I would have expected more pedo-based numbers
Also BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!