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If the Destructoid editors were videogame characters photo

They say there is a doppelgänger for every living person on this planet -- a look-alike twin wandering the streets with the same features as you. Yeah, it creeps me out, too.

But does this same concept hold true with videogames? It's been three decades (!) since videogames have become popular, introducing the universe to hundreds of thousands of distinct-looking videogame characters. Surely there has to be at least one videogame character in that massive batch that resembles you, right?

Well, I decided to put this theory to the test and see if I could match every Destructoid editor with his/her videogame doppelgänger. Was my experiment a success? Hit the jump to see the results! Keep in mind that these choices are based entirely on looks alone -- any personality similarities are just a fortunate coincidence.

Let the fun experiment commence!

This was a lot harder than I initially thought.

I have played too many videogames to count, and encountered exponentially more videogame characters. I was sure my memory could easily conjure up one matching character for each Destructoid editor without a problem.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t that easy.

Here are my picks:

Hamza Aziz ---> Piston Honda (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!)

The look-alike videogame character that started it all! For years, all of us at Destructoid have told Hamza he looks just like Piston Honda, the classic Punch-Out!! fighter. TKO from Tokyo!

Most similar feature: Those luscious eyebrows!

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Colette Bennett ---> Yuffie (Final Fantasy VII)

As cute as Yuffie is, she doesn’t hold an elixir to our very own Colette Bennett. Also, Colette is way more skilled with a 4-Point Shuriken.

Most similar feature: The short, pixie hair.

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Anthony Burch ---> Mr. Paneer (Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Adventures)

When I was putting this list together, I was worried there would be a few selections that may offend one of the editors. Luckily, Anthony himself suggested that he looked just like the wacky shop owner from the Wallace & Gromit universe. Whew! I couldn’t agree more.

Most similar feature: The ears.

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Topher Cantler ---> Balthier (Final Fantasy XII)

The header picture is even better. I was initially surprised that Topher looked so similar to Final Fantasy XII spotlight-stealer Balthier, but then I realized: wait, Topher is Balthier. They are both awesome, they both kick ass with a rifle, and they both love beautiful Hungarian-accented half women/half bunny creatures.

Most similar feature: They have the same piercings! (Creepy!)

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Nick Chester ---> Sherlock Homes (Zoda’s Revenge: StarTropics II)

When I first started researching this feature, Niero approached me immediately with this outstanding discovery: Nick looks exactly like Sherlock Holmes from StarTropics II. Seriously, it freaks me out a little bit.

Most similar feature: The face.

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Chad Concelmo (that’s me!) ---> Lucas (Mother 3)

I only wish I could be half as amazing as Lucas.

Most similar feature: The blonde, pointy hair. Oh, and the PSI powers.

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Ashley Davis ---> Irene Lew (Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos)

This was a tough call between Irene from the Ninja Gaiden series and Mo from Full Throttle. Irene won out in the end due to the almost identical hairstyles and matching neck wear.

Most similar feature: Like I just mentioned, the adorable haircut is dead-on.

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Jordan Devore ---> Lester (Out of This World)

I kind of want Grim to take off the glasses, put on a lab coat, and experiment with portals to other dimensions. That would make me really happy and make this match, in my opinion, perfect.

Most similar feature: The red hair; the super serious expression.

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Dyson ---> Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)

I never pegged Dyson as the Gordon Freeman type (the Half-Life star never wears a top hat and cape, for starters), but once the two were next to each other it all came together.

Most similar feature: Those iconic glasses!

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Tom Fronczak ---> Ralph (Wall Street Kid)

I don’t know about you, but I would totally trust my 401K in the hands of Fronz. He just looks the part!

Most similar feature: The hair; the suit; the air of success.

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Rey Gutierrez ---> Ness (EarthBound)

I was doubtful of this selection at first, but just imagine Rey making a peace sign and saying “Fuzzy pickles!” It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

Most similar feature: The baseball cap/dark hair combo.

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Jonathan Holmes ---> Disco Kid (Punch-Out!!)

Surprisingly, Jonathan Holmes is just as energetic and charming in real life as Disco Kid is in Punch-Out!! And it’s no coincidence that his videogame look-alike came from a Nintendo game.

Most similar feature: That distinctive grin!

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Joseph Leray ---> John Mullins (Soldier of Fortune)

If Joseph lost the glasses and donned a sassy black Blossom hat he would be the spitting image of the main protagonist from Soldier of Fortune.

Most similar feature: The porn star moustache.

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Daniel Lingen ---> Gau (Final Fantasy VI)

It is a secret to many, but Daniel (or Husky Hog as he will always be known to us) has been seen dancing in fields all around California trying to learn the special skills of the surrounding wildlife. Next time you see him, ask him to do his “Porcupine Rage.” It is a sight to behold.

Most similar feature: The wild hair.

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Brad Nicholson ---> Bayou Billy (The Adventures of Bayou Billy)

My initial reaction was to go with the obvious: the Prince from the newer Prince of Persia trilogy. But then I thought of Bayou Billy and there wasn’t even a second thought in my mind. Bayou Billy is awesome.

Most similar feature: Those biceps! *swoon*

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Niero ---> Alex (River City Ransom)

When he isn’t wearing the robot helmet, boss man Niero could easily pass for a martial arts-wielding thug from River City High.

Most similar feature: Maybe it’s just me, but Alex and Niero have the same face!

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Dale North ---> Harry Mason (Silent Hill: Shattered Memories)

This was the easiest choice to make. Ever since Dale hit that infamous, cell phone-holding pose, the world has been blown away by how much he looks like Harry Mason from the upcoming Wii remake Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. This similarity will go down in Destructoid history.

Most similar feature: Everything!

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Brad Rice ---> Souji Seta (Persona 4)

Brad Rice had to be paired up with a character from a Japan-focused game. There really was no other choice. It was pretty much written in the stars for that guy.

Most similar feature: Oh, man, definitely the hair.

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Matthew Razak ---> Trevor (Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh)

Hopefully Matthew hasn’t played the sequel to Phantasmagoria, because Trevor meets a rather (*SPOILER ALERT*) untimely end in that game. Gruesome death aside, Matthew and Trevor share a lot in common!

Most similar feature: The facial hair.

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Jonathan Ross ---> Mikey (The Goonies II)

I had more trouble with Jonathan Ross than with any other editor. But when I started thinking about older games, Mikey from The Goonies II came to mind. It’s not the best match, but I think many similarities are there.

Most similar feature: The hair, maybe?

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Samit Sarkar ---> Marcus Hill (NARC)

Don't f*ck with Brown Town!

Most similar feature: Please, Samit is the guy from NARC. (I heard Marcus is scared of hornets as well.)

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Jim Sterling ---> Henry Hatsworth (Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure)

Henry Hatsworth wears a monocle, he is from England, and he battles enemies with not only his physical prowess, but his sardonic wit. Come on, was there any other choice?

Most similar feature: The monocle, of course!

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Conrad Zimmerman ---> Jim Raynor (StarCraft)

Conrad is not nearly as old as Jim Raynor, but give him a couple decades (and a few battles with the Zerg) and I bet the two could be twins!

Most similar feature: That glorious goatee.

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So, how do you think I did? Please feel free to rate my selections in the comments. Were the results accurate, or could they have been a lot better? If any of them were way off-base, please offer some suggestions of your own (but be nice!).

Also, why not try it yourself?! Pick a character that looks like you and post it in the comments (next to a pic of you). Even better, create a community blog. I am fascinated to see the army of videogame characters everyone comes up with.

Have fun! It’s a lot harder than it looks!


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FistfulOAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:10
FistfulOAwesome
Damn! I guess standard HTML code doesn't work here.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:10
ArrestedDeveloper
Cool beans.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:15
gatorsax2010
People used to tell me I looked like Mario. They are very wrong.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:16
Mirax
This is the best post. Ever.
Chad, you're amazing.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:30
Jonathan Ross
@Dexter Aww, I'm not THAT fat.

I actually thought I kind of look like the new guy from L4D2, if you cover up everything from the chin down.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:35
BahamutZero
husky and topher are dead-on
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:39
Hoss
hahah this should be a monthly thing with random destructoid members chosen
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:40
Tiff
Husky is SO GAU. SPOT ON !!!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:40
HarassmentPanda
Very well done! Matt actually looks a lot like Dave Grohl circa 199X, was he ever in a game?
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:42
Husky Hog
Oh holy cow this is so awesome! Chad rules!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:45
DaedHead8
The Niero comparison is the best IMO. It gave me chills. Colette's picture in this article also gave me chills, those eyes man, those eyes...
Tronjoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:52
Tronjoy
The Nick Chester one is really freaking me out.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:55
falinter
Chad's articles and blog posts always get the most LULz out of me.
Ben PerLee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:56
Ben PerLee


Dude, I don't even have to try. I look awesome.

Also, as for how I look normally compared to game characters...I dunno. I'd say have to say someone awesome. I mean, more awesome.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:57
Magnalon
@Dexter


Ramus Ross also flows trippingly on the tongue.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:00
eternalplayer2345
topher and dyson made me laugh so hard.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:02
SWE3tMadness
That was awesome. Thanks, Chad! :D
Cuba Gooding Jr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:06
Cuba Gooding Jr
Bayou Billy FTW
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:08
Fronz
hahahahahahaha. awesome.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:09
Wexx
I think Conrad is Jim Raynor. Awesome post, Chad :)
stungunmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:27
stungunmaster
Excellent post! Wow I didn't know Destructoid had so many editors—I guess my Destructoid world revolves mostly around the RFGO universe so this whole lineup comes as quite a surprise for me.

Niero and Dyson's are spot on. I think you should've gone with the obvious and paired Brad with the Prince.

Now your next project should be the entire crew cosplaying their respective counterparts for halloween. Go!
stungunmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:32
stungunmaster
Excellent post! Wow I didn't know Destructoid had so many editors—I guess my Destructoid world revolves mostly around the RFGO universe so this whole lineup comes as quite a surprise for me.

Niero and Dyson's are spot on. I think you should've gone with the obvious and paired Brad with the Prince.

Now your next project should be the entire crew cosplaying their respective counterparts for halloween. Go!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:41
Kyousuke Nanbu
Everyone looks so different in color photos.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:45
grasslunatic
This is genius.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:52
F Whipple
This was a great idea and a fun read since some were ridiculously spot-on. Heck of a job Chad!

I'm trying to think of any doppelgangers for myself but I'm drawing a blank.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 18:53
HiddenAHB
It all makes sense now, after all the time surrounded by video games yours body start to change and look like the characters.

PS: After that pic i'm in love with Collete.
PPS: Is Rev Anthony always sleepy like that?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:10
Jonathan Holmes
I am so proud to be a part of this post.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:11
NihonTiger90


Anthony, is that you?
Koholint's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:15
Koholint
My name is Harry Mason. I love japanimation.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:27
Naim Master
Dale North is Juarez from Call Of Juarez .
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:29
Hamza CTZ Aziz
greatness was had in this post
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:39
Mr Kite
Chad is twice as awesome as Lucas. Fackt.
Bango Skank's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:46
Bango Skank
I'm not sure who this Brad Nicholson is, but you forgot to compare Chet Awesomelaser to someone.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 19:54
BlackFreefall
Amazing article Chad.
goodgamer77's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 20:08
goodgamer77
I have been searching for the past ::mumble:: minutes trying to find a game character that looks like me, but I can't do it! I think a really fun game would be to post pics in a forum post and have everyone else come up with someone for us. That could lead to...interesting results.

Also, AMAZING article Chad.
X-angwin8r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 20:15
X-angwin8r
Jim Sterling doesn't need Tea Time to smite evil. It cowers before the monocle.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:07
mix
LOL, awesome article!!!!

This stuff is what keeps me loving this place!
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:13
lastSKYsamurai
lol! Nice! this one's a keeper! (Bookmarked!)
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:27
Puppy Licks
some stranger told me once that I looked like one of the guys from The Getaway. Shame I've never played the damn game :P
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:34
Gyrael
Technophile at 06/18/2009 16:51
Chad, I would also love you if you transplanted this into a thread on the forums. It's also my sly ploy to get you to post something in the forums. :P

<3

Now to try that with all of the others...
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:52
Xhumation
That was awesome!

now I want to find a game character that looks like me
lovemana23's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 21:54
lovemana23
Awesome post! The header pic, though, wins. That is a perfect, perfect match. Topher has a cliche anime face shape, and striking conk, and the piercings.....ha! The dyson one cracked me up too. Chad, nice!
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 22:03
Matthew Razak
Dude I got killed with electrical cords! Not cool.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 22:30
Teta
This was awesome reading.
BreakTargets's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 22:47
BreakTargets
If Colette had blonde hair, then she'd be Colette from Tales of Symphonia
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 23:01
Danzflor
chad, i love you, that simple.

now do it with the failcast crew =D
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 23:31
vApathyv
I've been told numerous times that whenever I'm not wearing a hat I look exactly like Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes. I'm inclined to agree with that...

Also, Yeah. He looked EXACTLY like Freeman. Right down to the eyes.
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 23:33
SakuChan
Hahaha, woooooo Chad! This is an awesome idea. So fucking great in finding characters XD
The Nesta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 23:38
The Nesta
God damn, Topher is a stud. Also so is Dale. Also Colette is so cute. Also Chad as Lucas is totally win. Also also.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 00:02
garison
Wow, what an amazing post!
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